Freakin' good titles!
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Tail-waggin' titles
E-Nymph, I'm shy. Let me just dip my tip first.
How To Eat A
Peach by poetboy824
Advice on how to eat a peach from a boy? Doesn't mean it's bad advice, but I'll take my advice from a lesbian. And have.
Country Love by
Rinmer-Dalle
First, spit out your tobbacco, then turn your cap around backwards (if you're wearing a cowboy hat, take it off or the brim will get back), open the truck door (for light)...
My Stones of
Strength by Solar Dragon
Cup my Stones Of Strength in your Palm Of Oil. Lick them with your Tongue of Twistiness!
The Moon and This
Room by corazon
You can't see it, but the moon is in this room. Facing the monitor! Ha ha ha ha ha!
I Put Him There by
SweetBarbaraJo
Where, Barbara Jo, where? Wherever it was, I'm sure it was good.
Ivy’s Vagina by
Lilith_Spider
Per the last post, never give ivy to Ivy.
Department of
Dating by OT
I hope they pick Bill Clinton to head this department. Well, I guess as long as it isn't John Ashcroft.
alphabetic order
Now I know my abc's la da la da la da. Actually, I'm listed in here three times. I'll give you a hint to narrow down which ones. I'm neither a lady, nor a convict.
E-Nymph, I'm shy. Let me just dip my tip first.
How To Eat A
Peach by poetboy824
Advice on how to eat a peach from a boy? Doesn't mean it's bad advice, but I'll take my advice from a lesbian. And have.
Country Love by
Rinmer-Dalle
First, spit out your tobbacco, then turn your cap around backwards (if you're wearing a cowboy hat, take it off or the brim will get back), open the truck door (for light)...
My Stones of
Strength by Solar Dragon
Cup my Stones Of Strength in your Palm Of Oil. Lick them with your Tongue of Twistiness!
The Moon and This
Room by corazon
You can't see it, but the moon is in this room. Facing the monitor! Ha ha ha ha ha!
I Put Him There by
SweetBarbaraJo
Where, Barbara Jo, where? Wherever it was, I'm sure it was good.
Ivy’s Vagina by
Lilith_Spider
Per the last post, never give ivy to Ivy.
Department of
Dating by OT
I hope they pick Bill Clinton to head this department. Well, I guess as long as it isn't John Ashcroft.
alphabetic order
Now I know my abc's la da la da la da. Actually, I'm listed in here three times. I'll give you a hint to narrow down which ones. I'm neither a lady, nor a convict.
shy huh? somehow i doubt that. 
i was in a mood last night and wrote these:
your words are like sex to me
haunted
i'm still in awe of how much talent resides on this website. i feel as if i'm in wonderful company.
night all.
i was in a mood last night and wrote these:
your words are like sex to me
haunted
i'm still in awe of how much talent resides on this website. i feel as if i'm in wonderful company.
night all.
JUDO
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A Tale of the Dog
(for karmadog & e-nymph)
His mind reels
Amidst trees so profound
That a full bladder
Can't contain.
The warm wind whispers gently
Past the sycamore,
But the paws press
Deeper into the nettles.
A sigh, a moan,
A titillating groan -
His ears prick.
His nose twitches.
Pink teats flash through green
Followed by windchime laughter
And a scent so thrilling,
That he dances in circles
And his tail wags –
While the nymph beckons
With distended fingers
And a wry smile...
The dog has his day
As the nymph comes to play.
(for karmadog & e-nymph)
His mind reels
Amidst trees so profound
That a full bladder
Can't contain.
The warm wind whispers gently
Past the sycamore,
But the paws press
Deeper into the nettles.
A sigh, a moan,
A titillating groan -
His ears prick.
His nose twitches.
Pink teats flash through green
Followed by windchime laughter
And a scent so thrilling,
That he dances in circles
And his tail wags –
While the nymph beckons
With distended fingers
And a wry smile...
The dog has his day
As the nymph comes to play.
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Lauren Hynde
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J~
did i ever tell you that yours is the biggest natural talent in Lit? You rule
did i ever tell you that yours is the biggest natural talent in Lit? You rule
karmadog
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Totally Titles
JUDO floors me. How did she know that I can't pass a tree without whizzing on it? BTW, the title rocks. Sounds like a novel by Ann Tyler. But if she wrote it, it would be about a family that has a black sheep son who can't hep (sic) but fuck up every golden opportunity that comes his way. The family would love him/hate him and make jokes about his patheticness at the dinner table as they eat their peas one by one, stuck five at a time to the tines of their forks.
Then I'd have to sue.
heartstrands by
Cordelia
Truthfully, I wouldn't have read this one, but I mistook the title. I thought it read "heartstands". That's a good title. One of our gifted poets could do wonders with that one.
Night Stalker by
Bunnygirlblonde
I used to love that show. Cheesy and stupid, but somehow not.
Is your friend Brenda
still in town by jhulse
Because I want to spank her. Because she owes me ten bucks. Because I've just been to the free clinic. Who knows?
I’m no dentist and I
don’t play one... by jhulse
Actually, the title is, I think, “I’m no dentist and I don’t play one on TV", but it caught my
eye anyhow.
But I'm pretty sure green teeth aren't a good thing.
E by
ManusNigrumPoet
Did anybody see the "Teletubbies" show where the letter "E" was raining down from the sky? They said that the show was advertising drugs because of that. Duh.
Last In First Out by
ManusNigrumPoet
The premature ejaculator at the gangbang.
Black Velvet
Dream by tigerjen
Tickling the pink while dreaming of Elvis. Still the king. Albeit thinner and much stinkier.
Lost in the Store by
Bug Eyed Monster
Mom! Mom! The security guard is scaring me!
your words are like sex
to me by E-Nymph
Me too. I'm always talking dirty to myself. "Spank that monkey! Spank him hard, goddammit. Choke him like you hate him." OOh I turn me on.
Non sequitor. I love lesbian elbows.
JUDO floors me. How did she know that I can't pass a tree without whizzing on it? BTW, the title rocks. Sounds like a novel by Ann Tyler. But if she wrote it, it would be about a family that has a black sheep son who can't hep (sic) but fuck up every golden opportunity that comes his way. The family would love him/hate him and make jokes about his patheticness at the dinner table as they eat their peas one by one, stuck five at a time to the tines of their forks.
Then I'd have to sue.
heartstrands by
Cordelia
Truthfully, I wouldn't have read this one, but I mistook the title. I thought it read "heartstands". That's a good title. One of our gifted poets could do wonders with that one.
Night Stalker by
Bunnygirlblonde
I used to love that show. Cheesy and stupid, but somehow not.
Is your friend Brenda
still in town by jhulse
Because I want to spank her. Because she owes me ten bucks. Because I've just been to the free clinic. Who knows?
I’m no dentist and I
don’t play one... by jhulse
Actually, the title is, I think, “I’m no dentist and I don’t play one on TV", but it caught my
eye anyhow.
But I'm pretty sure green teeth aren't a good thing.
E by
ManusNigrumPoet
Did anybody see the "Teletubbies" show where the letter "E" was raining down from the sky? They said that the show was advertising drugs because of that. Duh.
Last In First Out by
ManusNigrumPoet
The premature ejaculator at the gangbang.
Black Velvet
Dream by tigerjen
Tickling the pink while dreaming of Elvis. Still the king. Albeit thinner and much stinkier.
Lost in the Store by
Bug Eyed Monster
Mom! Mom! The security guard is scaring me!
your words are like sex
to me by E-Nymph
Me too. I'm always talking dirty to myself. "Spank that monkey! Spank him hard, goddammit. Choke him like you hate him." OOh I turn me on.
Non sequitor. I love lesbian elbows.
karmadog
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It would seem that someone new has started submitting poetry. Welcome, Chicklet!
The Calico’s Tale
by Chicklet
Licked self. Slept. Licked self. Slept. Peed in box (mostly). Threw litter all over floor. Licked self. Slept. Ahh, a day in the life of a cat. Even I haven't started writing poems about my pet, but I'm not throwing stones.
Hand Themed Short
Poems by Chicklet
Ode on a Press on Nail. Ancient grime on the mariner's palm. How do I pare thee?
Marbled Lover by
Laced
Remember when Jerry stole the Marbled Rye from that little old lady? Ha ha ha! Sorry. Just teleparblizing for a minute (wink to Lauren)
The Calico’s Tale
by Chicklet
Licked self. Slept. Licked self. Slept. Peed in box (mostly). Threw litter all over floor. Licked self. Slept. Ahh, a day in the life of a cat. Even I haven't started writing poems about my pet, but I'm not throwing stones.
Hand Themed Short
Poems by Chicklet
Ode on a Press on Nail. Ancient grime on the mariner's palm. How do I pare thee?
Marbled Lover by
Laced
Remember when Jerry stole the Marbled Rye from that little old lady? Ha ha ha! Sorry. Just teleparblizing for a minute (wink to Lauren)
Lauren Hynde
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*wink back* I thought we had agreed with the word "tele-parabolizing"! Damn... Is there any way of editing the titles?karmadog said:
And welcome, Chicket
Cordelia
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karmadog ~
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heartstrands by
Cordelia
Truthfully, I wouldn't have read this one, but I mistook the title. I thought it read "heartstands". That's a good title. One of our gifted poets could do wonders with that one.
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Ouch!
(so, okay. Any suggestions as to picking a title for a poem already written and siting title-less for months....?)
~Cordelia
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heartstrands by
Cordelia
Truthfully, I wouldn't have read this one, but I mistook the title. I thought it read "heartstands". That's a good title. One of our gifted poets could do wonders with that one.
*******************
Ouch!
(so, okay. Any suggestions as to picking a title for a poem already written and siting title-less for months....?)
~Cordelia
karmadog
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Oh, Cordeleia, please don't be upset with me. Have you seen what I have for my lone story submission? Truly I have the worst title in history: "The First Time"!!! There is trully no worse title than that.
I do think Heartstands would be a great title, though. BTW, if you've looked at my poetry, you know I have no room to talk... yet I do.
I do think Heartstands would be a great title, though. BTW, if you've looked at my poetry, you know I have no room to talk... yet I do.
karmadog
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Titles. Tax Free!
While wondering who is the biggest unnatural talent at Lit...
Wine of Reality by Ravenloft
I had just been looking for a little "hair of the dog".
here kitty kitty by E-Nymph
I wandered the town last night calling this and four cute, kittens came along. Didn't get to bury the bone in anyone's yard, but it was still fun.
I Lick The Tango Fantastic by JUDO
Robert Duvall is also a fan of the tango, and, at least in "Apocalypse Now" he was a big fan of surfing. Hmmm... JUDO? Is that you? Bob?
Hang 10 Haiku by JUDO
Hang 10 haiku from
the edge of a surfboard lip
the joker falls flat.
Changing Skins by WickedEve
Good Lord! Is that what women are doing in the bathroom together? I always wondered why they seemed different when they came out. I figgered it was expert makeup application, or, at some bars, Peruvian Marching Powder.
Frisky Food by WickedEve
This is what I have when I sneak into the neighbor cat's yard stealing some chow. Well, sometimes it's Meow Mix.
Schoolgirl's naughty prayer by synfully_wicked
I couldn't help it. I have a thing for the naughty schoolgirl look. An ex did it for me for my B-day. What a great gift, but I had to give her a spanking anyhow. Woo Hoo! (BTW, the poem is pretty funny)
Pound Of Flesh by Lady Lavinia
I think LL has been peeking in my window! I'll leave the blinds open a crack.
Of Words And Bones by Rybka
Just talking it up.
So to speak.
While wondering who is the biggest unnatural talent at Lit...
Wine of Reality by Ravenloft
I had just been looking for a little "hair of the dog".
here kitty kitty by E-Nymph
I wandered the town last night calling this and four cute, kittens came along. Didn't get to bury the bone in anyone's yard, but it was still fun.
I Lick The Tango Fantastic by JUDO
Robert Duvall is also a fan of the tango, and, at least in "Apocalypse Now" he was a big fan of surfing. Hmmm... JUDO? Is that you? Bob?
Hang 10 Haiku by JUDO
Hang 10 haiku from
the edge of a surfboard lip
the joker falls flat.
Changing Skins by WickedEve
Good Lord! Is that what women are doing in the bathroom together? I always wondered why they seemed different when they came out. I figgered it was expert makeup application, or, at some bars, Peruvian Marching Powder.
Frisky Food by WickedEve
This is what I have when I sneak into the neighbor cat's yard stealing some chow. Well, sometimes it's Meow Mix.
Schoolgirl's naughty prayer by synfully_wicked
I couldn't help it. I have a thing for the naughty schoolgirl look. An ex did it for me for my B-day. What a great gift, but I had to give her a spanking anyhow. Woo Hoo! (BTW, the poem is pretty funny)
Pound Of Flesh by Lady Lavinia
I think LL has been peeking in my window! I'll leave the blinds open a crack.
Of Words And Bones by Rybka
Just talking it up.
So to speak.
unnatural talent
**********
here kitty kitty by E-Nymph
I wandered the town last night calling this and four cute, kittens came along. Didn't get to bury the bone in anyone's yard, but it was still fun.
***************
Karma dog the idea of you and four kittens is a visual i'm not sure i needed.
at least all that licking was fun.
i always aim to please.
**********
here kitty kitty by E-Nymph
I wandered the town last night calling this and four cute, kittens came along. Didn't get to bury the bone in anyone's yard, but it was still fun.
***************
Karma dog the idea of you and four kittens is a visual i'm not sure i needed.
at least all that licking was fun.
i always aim to please.
karmadog
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Tap dancing titles
Slide It In Slow by JUDO
Anything you say, gorgeous!
Nope forget it. Too eager.
Oh, all right. I'll do as I'm told. This time.
Bound by darkscribe
Only the greatest noir/lesbian/mob movie ever made. The luscious Jennifer Tilly and the athletic Gina Gershon gettin' down and dirty. Yee haaa! Hard to believe that the same guys that made The Matrix made this. Hopefully they'll get around to making another interesting movie soon. But the poem probably isn't about that.
Vaginal Fisting (a how-to) by leatherdykeuk
That last line also works for the poem about the man with a one inch penis who brags a lot.
Hershey by WickedEve
Ahh Pennsylvania. The Pa. Dutch who aren't dutch. The Steelers, who aren't steel. The Pittsburgh which isn't the... Wait a minute.
Monkey Night by Smaugfire
Is the WWF in town?
Virtual Ecstasy by Hope
I was listening to virtual music (technot) and drinking bottle after bottle of virtual water, while virtually dancing (the only kind I ever do), and oh the virtual glow lights.
A Knock at the Door by JUDO
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladiator.
Gladiator who?
He was gladiator before the gang bang.
Wild berry sweets by weed
Isn't this a cereal by Cap'n Crunch or something?
15 x 2 at 5:15 by Rybka
Construction workers making a date? Two gay male pornstars at happy hour? High school kids having sex?
Slide It In Slow by JUDO
Anything you say, gorgeous!
Nope forget it. Too eager.
Oh, all right. I'll do as I'm told. This time.
Bound by darkscribe
Only the greatest noir/lesbian/mob movie ever made. The luscious Jennifer Tilly and the athletic Gina Gershon gettin' down and dirty. Yee haaa! Hard to believe that the same guys that made The Matrix made this. Hopefully they'll get around to making another interesting movie soon. But the poem probably isn't about that.
Vaginal Fisting (a how-to) by leatherdykeuk
That last line also works for the poem about the man with a one inch penis who brags a lot.
Hershey by WickedEve
Ahh Pennsylvania. The Pa. Dutch who aren't dutch. The Steelers, who aren't steel. The Pittsburgh which isn't the... Wait a minute.
Monkey Night by Smaugfire
Is the WWF in town?
Virtual Ecstasy by Hope
I was listening to virtual music (technot) and drinking bottle after bottle of virtual water, while virtually dancing (the only kind I ever do), and oh the virtual glow lights.
A Knock at the Door by JUDO
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gladiator.
Gladiator who?
He was gladiator before the gang bang.
Wild berry sweets by weed
Isn't this a cereal by Cap'n Crunch or something?
15 x 2 at 5:15 by Rybka
Construction workers making a date? Two gay male pornstars at happy hour? High school kids having sex?
G
Guest
Guest
For the Record
Neither dog nor
true romantic
am I
Title me Romantic Cynic
One for each
and each
for one
is my
philosophy
But in life
the one for me
will be with thee
and the one for thou
will be with me.
Neither dog nor
true romantic
am I
Title me Romantic Cynic
One for each
and each
for one
is my
philosophy
But in life
the one for me
will be with thee
and the one for thou
will be with me.
karmadog
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The topography of the title
now serving no. 48 by nakedangelina
In my case, no. 48 would have been sometime in 1986, but I'm not sure who she was. I'm sure she was great though.
Swinging in the Rain by PipeDreams
Yeah, that's pretty fun, but grit clings to damp skin. And you have to watch out for lightning. Plus Fred Astaire (or was that Gene Kelly) might step on you.
To My Wife, A Budding Dominatrix by microwave ouevren
This poor bastard will never get away with a night with the boys again. No Wednesday poker, no Monday Night Football, no porn mags in the workshop. Ouch. Alright already. I'll take out the trash! And when I get back I'll fix the floaty thing in the toilet and kill the moth.
Oh No! My Husband Is Home! by WickedEve
You know, I was a bartender for a long time, and I've known of the years five guys that got shot at, or actually shot by their w/g. But not one girl that was shot by their man. Strange isn't it? BTW, not one of those guys left their SO because of having a weapon pointed at them. Not quite sure what that has to do with the poem, but, there it is.
Get back here, Bitch! by nakedangelina
Coming, dear! Just taking out the trash!
now serving no. 48 by nakedangelina
In my case, no. 48 would have been sometime in 1986, but I'm not sure who she was. I'm sure she was great though.
Swinging in the Rain by PipeDreams
Yeah, that's pretty fun, but grit clings to damp skin. And you have to watch out for lightning. Plus Fred Astaire (or was that Gene Kelly) might step on you.
To My Wife, A Budding Dominatrix by microwave ouevren
This poor bastard will never get away with a night with the boys again. No Wednesday poker, no Monday Night Football, no porn mags in the workshop. Ouch. Alright already. I'll take out the trash! And when I get back I'll fix the floaty thing in the toilet and kill the moth.
Oh No! My Husband Is Home! by WickedEve
You know, I was a bartender for a long time, and I've known of the years five guys that got shot at, or actually shot by their w/g. But not one girl that was shot by their man. Strange isn't it? BTW, not one of those guys left their SO because of having a weapon pointed at them. Not quite sure what that has to do with the poem, but, there it is.
Get back here, Bitch! by nakedangelina
Coming, dear! Just taking out the trash!
karmadog
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troubled titles
So, Eve, will the next title be Get Off of me You Dog!
Or
Quit humping my leg.
Or
You should be so lucky.
listening for a holiday
song by Senna Jawa
*singing*
Oh the weather outside is frightful
but inside it's so delightful
so if you've no place to go
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
The Bearded Clam
Blues by Tom Mandy
Gettin' the crap beat outta me
by that blunt headed fuck
Looked so dam harmless
till he got a whiff a me
Now I'm here gettin pounded
Gonna bleed for three days.
I got the bearded clam blues.
His is actually funnier.
Blowing away the
Cobwebs by PAUL C
I do my housework with a leafblower too. Sometimes I even have to break out the weed whacker.
The Whore Haikus
by Tom Mandy
Now this would be great performance art. You go out on the street and pay hookers ten bucks a haiku. Is it illegal to solicit poetry?
So, Eve, will the next title be Get Off of me You Dog!
Or
Quit humping my leg.
Or
You should be so lucky.
listening for a holiday
song by Senna Jawa
*singing*
Oh the weather outside is frightful
but inside it's so delightful
so if you've no place to go
let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
The Bearded Clam
Blues by Tom Mandy
Gettin' the crap beat outta me
by that blunt headed fuck
Looked so dam harmless
till he got a whiff a me
Now I'm here gettin pounded
Gonna bleed for three days.
I got the bearded clam blues.
His is actually funnier.
Blowing away the
Cobwebs by PAUL C
I do my housework with a leafblower too. Sometimes I even have to break out the weed whacker.
The Whore Haikus
by Tom Mandy
Now this would be great performance art. You go out on the street and pay hookers ten bucks a haiku. Is it illegal to solicit poetry?
WickedEve
save an apple, eat eve
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Re: troubled titles
Get off me, you dog!
Quit humping my leg!
You should be so lucky!
No, I will not put a collar on you
and take you for a walk.
What would the neighbors say?
Please, act like a man.
Oh, when you wag your tail that way
and lick my hand...
Come here, boy!
Come on.
What are you doing, karma?
Stop licking yourself!
Bad, bad boy!
Karmadogkarmadog said:
Get off me, you dog!
Quit humping my leg!
You should be so lucky!
No, I will not put a collar on you
and take you for a walk.
What would the neighbors say?
Please, act like a man.
Oh, when you wag your tail that way
and lick my hand...
Come here, boy!
Come on.
What are you doing, karma?
Stop licking yourself!
Bad, bad boy!
