karmadog
Now I'm a drink behind.
- Joined
- Nov 22, 2001
- Posts
- 1,198
semi-rantless titles
Ahhh. I've been freed by the Great and Wicked Everaham Lincoln! Run for your lives! Who knows what the karmafuck will dooooo!
God what a dull life the karmaho has. Here I am yet again.
On Learning My Ex-Wife's New Lover by coaster12345
Learn that bastid a thing a two, coaster, learn 'im.
I never do this, but...
... I really liked that line.
Am I An Ice Cream Sundae by Blue Dolphin
I can't answer that, but keep your fudge to yourself.
Her taste in men was wide and mixed by Gregg Dean
The best title I have heard in a long time, but I have yet to meet a woman who didn't have, at the least, strange test in men. How is it that I am a shallow fucker for lusting after Tyra Banks, but it's somehow a feminist statement for a woman to lust after Brad Pitt? Understand that I'm not saying I'm not a shallow fucker, I just want to know how others aren't.
All the worse in verse by Gregg Dean
I think this is about my poetry. Oh wait, he didn't say "All the worst in verse". (Aside to Mr. Dean: That wasn't even close to a Haiku, and haiku is defined only by the syllable count. Why else?)
Surge by Tom Mandy
I'm pretty sure this is about that gay art gallery guy in "Beverly Hills Cop". Don't lie. You remember that guy.
Stoner/Sex Rant by Tom Mandy
Snootchie bootchies!
For the Love of Luna's Light by The Poets
Well, that first stanza rocks. I still say that transcends the rest of the poem. Still, I love that damn Luna's full moon! And the crescent in the middle. (BTW, how did you get that adjusted so quickly?)
The Self Proclaimed Sex God by cuddledchocolate
You know, I'm pretty sure my arrogant ass didn't sleep with cuddledchocolate, so how could she say such a thing about me. {ironic self-deprecation}
Contemplating the Drifter by Tom Mandy
The Drifter was bumming smokes and beers off me last night, so I turned the fucker in to the bartender. Who gave him drinks and smokes. Made me think I was in a gay bar.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Jesus, I've got to stop watching "Seinfeld" reruns.
Looking foreward to being gruntled one day,
karmadog
No, I will not put a collar on you
and take you for a walk.
Ahhh. I've been freed by the Great and Wicked Everaham Lincoln! Run for your lives! Who knows what the karmafuck will dooooo!
God what a dull life the karmaho has. Here I am yet again.
On Learning My Ex-Wife's New Lover by coaster12345
Learn that bastid a thing a two, coaster, learn 'im.
I never do this, but...
She has been but a harem’s sweet flower,
A dandelion in a seraglio,
... I really liked that line.
Am I An Ice Cream Sundae by Blue Dolphin
I can't answer that, but keep your fudge to yourself.
Her taste in men was wide and mixed by Gregg Dean
The best title I have heard in a long time, but I have yet to meet a woman who didn't have, at the least, strange test in men. How is it that I am a shallow fucker for lusting after Tyra Banks, but it's somehow a feminist statement for a woman to lust after Brad Pitt? Understand that I'm not saying I'm not a shallow fucker, I just want to know how others aren't.
All the worse in verse by Gregg Dean
I think this is about my poetry. Oh wait, he didn't say "All the worst in verse". (Aside to Mr. Dean: That wasn't even close to a Haiku, and haiku is defined only by the syllable count. Why else?)
Surge by Tom Mandy
I'm pretty sure this is about that gay art gallery guy in "Beverly Hills Cop". Don't lie. You remember that guy.
Stoner/Sex Rant by Tom Mandy
Snootchie bootchies!
For the Love of Luna's Light by The Poets
Well, that first stanza rocks. I still say that transcends the rest of the poem. Still, I love that damn Luna's full moon! And the crescent in the middle. (BTW, how did you get that adjusted so quickly?)
The Self Proclaimed Sex God by cuddledchocolate
You know, I'm pretty sure my arrogant ass didn't sleep with cuddledchocolate, so how could she say such a thing about me. {ironic self-deprecation}
Contemplating the Drifter by Tom Mandy
The Drifter was bumming smokes and beers off me last night, so I turned the fucker in to the bartender. Who gave him drinks and smokes. Made me think I was in a gay bar.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Jesus, I've got to stop watching "Seinfeld" reruns.
Looking foreward to being gruntled one day,
karmadog