karmadog
Now I'm a drink behind.
- Joined
- Nov 22, 2001
- Posts
- 1,198
WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT LIST!!!!!!!!!!
Eve. I used to work at a bar that hillbillys used to come into. Do you know the def I came up with for a hillbilly? Of course you don't. It's a rhetorical Q.
Hillbilly-- one who would rather fight than fuck.
This has never happened before. Every title for today is great. Maybe I'm just in a great mood, but considering how hung over I am, that doesn't seem likely.
Truthfully, I had a great time last night. I hadn't left the house in like two weeks. I'm all pasty and wasted away. But I got hit on by literally ten women last night. Admittedly, not all of them could be described by even the most generous man as cute, but five of them were. I have to figure either I was drunk (I was) or they were.
Funny story: I saw this woman at the end of the bar. It was dim in there (which was good for me--I didnt look so pasty), but this girl looked great. Have you seen that Wendy's commercial with the young woman talking to her grammy? She looked like that girl. Anyhow, I was all turned on and had to talk to her. I had just karaoked some Sinatra (fuck you. quit laughing. it's fun. And dammit I'm not bad. I'm Not! Ask my mom), and she was giving me the eye. You know the one. So I went up to her to talk. And what was the dim light hiding? A mustache thicker than mine. Holy shit! Couldn't see it 'til I got close, because I think she must have shaved, but she had five o'clock shadow that made her lip blue. Must have been Greek.
Anyhow.
Haiku Interruptus by JUDO
As much as I love
haiku, I would never let
them interruptus.
Like Jesus and Judas by Peg Asyse
A newcomer. Look at her profile. She's adorable. Easily the best lookin' roofer I've ever seen in my life. Give her votes and feedback.
Back to our regularly scheduled program. I actually wear one of those WWJD bracelets, but I'm such a bastard, mine stands for What would Judas do?
Up Country Spell Bidden by raself
ROTFLMAO!!!!! At the same hillbilly bar (see above), I remember this girl. Oh man she looked good. She was wearing short shorts. And the legs! But then I saw her eating potato chips. She had to sneak them into the side of her mouth because her front teeth were blackened little stubs. EEWWW. Other than that--and her breath--she was a beauty. What a waste. BTW, that's another newbie. V and F for raself.
Sensual Bath by Jaenelle
Quit it! I know you're imagining me in the tub. Oh well, since I can't stop you I might as well help you get it right. I have abs like Brad Pitt, arms like the Rock, thighs like Lance Armstrong, the face of a young Sean Connery (dog... karma dog.), and a dick like John Holmes. Oh yeah. And a claw-foot tub. In my mansion. Yeah, that's the ticket. Show me your moisties ladies!
Feline Related Haikus by Chicklet
I must be in a good mood. It's not that I hate cats. It's just that I feel better when they're not around.
On the other hand
I love a good haiku. Terse
taut, clean, to the point.
Plus, she's so cute.
23rd Century Sonic Sluts! by JUDO
I loves me some JUDO. And I can't wait 'til the 23rd C. I want a sonic slut right NOW, DAMMIT!!!!. Sorry for shouting. No mustaches please.
Shit, that fucker just goes on and on and on and on. Talk about your grandiose verbiage.
Eve. I used to work at a bar that hillbillys used to come into. Do you know the def I came up with for a hillbilly? Of course you don't. It's a rhetorical Q.
Hillbilly-- one who would rather fight than fuck.
This has never happened before. Every title for today is great. Maybe I'm just in a great mood, but considering how hung over I am, that doesn't seem likely.
Truthfully, I had a great time last night. I hadn't left the house in like two weeks. I'm all pasty and wasted away. But I got hit on by literally ten women last night. Admittedly, not all of them could be described by even the most generous man as cute, but five of them were. I have to figure either I was drunk (I was) or they were.
Funny story: I saw this woman at the end of the bar. It was dim in there (which was good for me--I didnt look so pasty), but this girl looked great. Have you seen that Wendy's commercial with the young woman talking to her grammy? She looked like that girl. Anyhow, I was all turned on and had to talk to her. I had just karaoked some Sinatra (fuck you. quit laughing. it's fun. And dammit I'm not bad. I'm Not! Ask my mom), and she was giving me the eye. You know the one. So I went up to her to talk. And what was the dim light hiding? A mustache thicker than mine. Holy shit! Couldn't see it 'til I got close, because I think she must have shaved, but she had five o'clock shadow that made her lip blue. Must have been Greek.
Anyhow.
Haiku Interruptus by JUDO
As much as I love
haiku, I would never let
them interruptus.
Like Jesus and Judas by Peg Asyse
A newcomer. Look at her profile. She's adorable. Easily the best lookin' roofer I've ever seen in my life. Give her votes and feedback.
Back to our regularly scheduled program. I actually wear one of those WWJD bracelets, but I'm such a bastard, mine stands for What would Judas do?
Up Country Spell Bidden by raself
She was well put together
but had country teeth
truth to tell I always was
a city tooth man ~ forsooth
ROTFLMAO!!!!! At the same hillbilly bar (see above), I remember this girl. Oh man she looked good. She was wearing short shorts. And the legs! But then I saw her eating potato chips. She had to sneak them into the side of her mouth because her front teeth were blackened little stubs. EEWWW. Other than that--and her breath--she was a beauty. What a waste. BTW, that's another newbie. V and F for raself.
Sensual Bath by Jaenelle
Quit it! I know you're imagining me in the tub. Oh well, since I can't stop you I might as well help you get it right. I have abs like Brad Pitt, arms like the Rock, thighs like Lance Armstrong, the face of a young Sean Connery (dog... karma dog.), and a dick like John Holmes. Oh yeah. And a claw-foot tub. In my mansion. Yeah, that's the ticket. Show me your moisties ladies!
Feline Related Haikus by Chicklet
I must be in a good mood. It's not that I hate cats. It's just that I feel better when they're not around.
On the other hand
I love a good haiku. Terse
taut, clean, to the point.
Plus, she's so cute.
23rd Century Sonic Sluts! by JUDO
I loves me some JUDO. And I can't wait 'til the 23rd C. I want a sonic slut right NOW, DAMMIT!!!!. Sorry for shouting. No mustaches please.
Shit, that fucker just goes on and on and on and on. Talk about your grandiose verbiage.