get some conversation going on the HT.

[Eilan]

Oh, he's back. Shit. We can't talk about him now.

 

[EJFan]

What I'm wondering is, if the tick bit him or sucked any blood, it that considered a blow job?

this popped into my mind as well... on the bright side, at least for once i was perceived as being HUGE.

 

[Eilan]

this popped into my mind as well... on the bright side, at least for once i was perceived as being HUGE.

I have a pic that I've been saving for the next cock size thread. Don't make me break it out now.

 

[EJFan]

There's a custom title in that somewhere.

you have a good point... i'll think on this and see what i can come up with.

if i think of something i'll run it past you and see if it TIC-les your fancy. HA!

 

[EJFan]

I have a pic that I've been saving for the next cock size thread. Don't make me break it our now.

i'm only responding to this so it can be quoted before you correct your typo... i know you're gonna love me for it too.

 

[Eilan]

i'm only responding to this so it can be quoted before you correct your typo... i know you're gonna love me for it too.

Aw, fuck.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Eilan]

I was not here then. But i'm sure my curiosity will get to me and i will go looking for it.

The thread ended up being moved to The Playground. I don't even remember who started it. It was just---there.

Here ya go

 

[KarenDee]

Quite possibly too that the tick was having the hump of his life before you wrecked it all and jerked him off (so to speak). I bet he didn't even cum, you heartless thing, you!

 

[Guest]

 

[KarenDee]

I noticed you called the tick "him". I didn't realize it was a guy on guy thing.

Because a female would never stoop to such a thing...you'd have to buy her gifts and take her out several times first before she'd consent to climbing on top. Haven't I taught you anything?

 

[EJFan]

Quite possibly too that the tick was having the hump of his life before you wrecked it all and jerked him off (so to speak). I bet he didn't even cum, you heartless thing, you!

you make a good point... and i felt really bad about this when i first read it. however, now that i've thought for a moment, i realized a basic tenet of sex... the initiator is slightly more responsible for the other party's orgasm. i didn't even get aroused, let alone cum... now i don't feel guilty, i feel disappointed. the tic was in fact the heartless bastard, not i. it deserved to drown in the toilet (which is a practice i've employed with all my substandard lovers).

 

[KarenDee]

it deserved to drown in the toilet (which is a practice i've employed with all my substandard lovers).

Hence your Av...

Well, let's hope Mrs (Miss, Mr...) tick did not give you "the gift that keeps on giving!"

 

[EJFan]

Hence your Av...

Well, let's hope Mrs (Miss, Mr...) tick did not give you "the gift that keeps on giving!"

heh... i hadn't thought of that. maybe if you look closely enough at my AV you'll see the grim faces of those who have passed this way.

conversely, if i look closely enough at YOUR avatar, i'll poke an eye out... and wouldn't mind it one bit.

 

[KarenDee]

conversely, if i look closely enough at YOUR avatar, i'll poke an eye out... and wouldn't mind it one bit.

LOL...George W has been looking in Iraq for WMD's...maybe he just needs a Lit profile!

 

[Eilan]

My mom, grandma, and future sister-in-law came to visit today, and my two older daughters clamored to go home with them. Now I'm completely alone, for the first time in--years.

Weird.

 

[KarenDee]

My mom, grandma, and future sister-in-law came to visit today, and my two older daughters clamored to go home with them. Now I'm completely alone, for the first time in--years.

Weird.

All alone and a sack full of new toys...what's a gal to do?

 

[Eilan]

All alone and a sack full of new toys...what's a gal to do?

Oh, I'm sure they'll get some use.

I'll have to go to the grocery store shortly to buy supplies for my book group. I'm hosting tomorrow because I switched with a friend. I'll also need to do some semi-frantic cleaning, but that can wait. Maybe I'll bring the puppies in for a while, just to keep me company. Then, if they make a mess on the floor, I won't feel bad if I haven't vacuumed or mopped.

 

[dramaqueen47]

Does anybody ever feel pressured from their parents even though they are old enough to live on their own, pay their own bills, get married, be a member of literotica, etc etc? I know that I am only 18, but my parents still treat me like I live with them! They give me a curfew and they pressure me about school. I know that they want me to be safe, but when do I get to live my life?

 

[KarenDee]

Heh, you're as bad as me. I try to schedule a "koffee klatch" or some such every so often, if only to get me to run around like a 3-headed chicken, cleaning things. Some days here I swear the "dust bunnies" are almost real pets!

 

[Quoll]

Oh, I'm sure they'll get some use.

I'll have to go to the grocery store shortly to buy supplies for my book group. I'm hosting tomorrow because I switched with a friend. I'll also need to do some semi-frantic cleaning, but that can wait. Maybe I'll bring the puppies in for a while, just to keep me company. Then, if they make a mess on the floor, I won't feel bad if I haven't vacuumed or mopped.

Don't forget to get but something "special" for miss AR, a good dose of the runs should at least provide some amusement as well as messing up her whole bowel schedule thing.

 

[Quoll]

Does anybody ever feel pressured from their parents even though they are old enough to live on their own, pay their own bills, get married, be a member of literotica, etc etc? I know that I am only 18, but my parents still treat me like I live with them! They give me a curfew and they pressure me about school. I know that they want me to be safe, but when do I get to live my life?

In about twenty years I'm afraid, and even then only a little bit.
If you can get things done that they don't know about, just present them with the finished product, whether it be organising insurance or handing in schoolwork etc, things that prove you know what you are doing, it probably wont stop them caring "too much* but it might give you a bit of breathing space. No matter how old you are you will always be their child and they will always worry.

 

[DLL]

Does anybody ever feel pressured from their parents even though they are old enough to live on their own, pay their own bills, get married, be a member of literotica, etc etc? I know that I am only 18, but my parents still treat me like I live with them! They give me a curfew and they pressure me about school. I know that they want me to be safe, but when do I get to live my life?

being concerned isn't being restricted its just caring..and no matter what age you are parents will always be like that its a good thing embrace it

 

[Eilan]

Don't forget to get but something "special" for miss AR, a good dose of the runs should at least provide some amusement as well as messing up her whole bowel schedule thing.

As long as the runs don't occur in my house, that is. I have more than my share of people and animals who shit themselves. I'm sure her life would be ruined if she had to move her 9:34 am bowel movement up by about 20 minutes or so.

That reminds me--I forgot to get any dessert when I was out. I guess everyone will have to be content with leftover school party cupcakes.

No matter how old you are you will always be their child and they will always worry.

*nods* My grandma's worse about this than my mom is.