Mattentive
Mood Swinger
- Joined
- May 29, 2021
- Posts
- 2,300
Did she just get drunk and get on the karaoke?
I can't believe its raining!!
We can still do it in the shed, honey.
I'm not saying no. I just think we should seek medical advice first.
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Did she just get drunk and get on the karaoke?
I can't believe its raining!!
We can still do it in the shed, honey.
I'm not saying no. I just think we should seek medical advice first.
Why did your bukake go on for this long?It’s so huge! Are you sure it will fit?
They’re like buses, there’s always another one coming.
Why didnt I mow the lawn yesterday?Why did your bukake go on for this long?
It rained yesterday
What did you do after cumming on the salad?Why didnt I mow the lawn yesterday?
Then we had supper
What did you do after cumming on the salad?
Cheese cake
Have you ever gotten a "last chance" phone call to renew your car warranty?What is Kanye West calling his next kid?
Two or three times a day!
hahahahahaWhat is Kanye West calling his next kid?
Two or three times a day!
Who are you and what are you doing under my bed?Have you ever gotten a "last chance" phone call to renew your car warranty?
That's what she said.
hahahahaha
Who are you and what are you doing under my bed?
Yes, I kept the receipt
Do you like gangbang or train run on you?You really think you can return a dildo?
I take the tram every day.
That monkey has a raincoat
Why did you let that one guy slip in ahead of me?
A cuppa chowda.
What are you eating?
Empty
What does the gas gauge read?
Banana split
Whats for dessert?
It feels so nice and warm on my face
What made you skip class and go drink beer instead?A moistened towel
E=MC2
What happens when you do cowgirl in a hall of mirrors?What's a pep talk you give to your swimmers when you finally get to creampie?
It looks so different from this angle!
What happens when you do cowgirl in a hall of mirrors?
Honest! They just fell off!!
I dont know why she threw the drink in my face??!!!Where are your nipples?!?!?!
Sometimes that happens when you use too much salt.
What did you do after yesterday's bukake session?I dont know why she threw the drink in my face??!!!
I had to do 15 burpees
What did you do after yesterday's bukake session?
Yes, I have free wifi
HOw did you guess I was spanked?Do you do video chat?
Your cheeks are so red.
HOw did you guess I was spanked?
Buy 2 get 3rd for free
Do you think your neighbor enjoyed you flashing them?Why are you using a breast implant as a stress ball?
Yes, doing that turned me on more than I expected.
Did you pack the lube?Do you think your neighbor enjoyed you flashing them?
Don’t forget the baby oil.