Guess the question, then leave an answer for next person

[Mattentive]

Did she just get drunk and get on the karaoke?

I can't believe its raining!!

We can still do it in the shed, honey.

I'm not saying no. I just think we should seek medical advice first.

 

[Mr Noone]

We can still do it in the shed, honey.

I'm not saying no. I just think we should seek medical advice first.

It’s so huge! Are you sure it will fit?

They’re like buses, there’s always another one coming.

 

[water_moutina]

It’s so huge! Are you sure it will fit?

They’re like buses, there’s always another one coming.

Why did your bukake go on for this long?


It rained yesterday

 

[Jake069258]

Why did your bukake go on for this long?


It rained yesterday

Why didnt I mow the lawn yesterday?

Then we had supper

 

[water_moutina]

Why didnt I mow the lawn yesterday?

Then we had supper

What did you do after cumming on the salad?


Cheese cake

 

[MisterTom]

What did you do after cumming on the salad?


Cheese cake

What is Kanye West calling his next kid?

Two or three times a day!

 

[n8Romantic]

What is Kanye West calling his next kid?

Two or three times a day!

Have you ever gotten a "last chance" phone call to renew your car warranty?

That's what she said.

 

[water_moutina]

What is Kanye West calling his next kid?

Two or three times a day!

hahahahaha

Have you ever gotten a "last chance" phone call to renew your car warranty?

That's what she said.

Who are you and what are you doing under my bed?


Yes, I kept the receipt

 

[Mr Noone]

hahahahaha


Who are you and what are you doing under my bed?


Yes, I kept the receipt

You really think you can return a dildo?

I take the tram every day.

 

[water_moutina]

You really think you can return a dildo?

I take the tram every day.

Do you like gangbang or train run on you?

That monkey has a raincoat

 

[Azuldrgon]

That monkey has a raincoat

Why did you let that one guy slip in ahead of me?


A cuppa chowda.

 

[Girly_girl]

Why did you let that one guy slip in ahead of me?


A cuppa chowda.

What are you eating?

Empty

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

What are you eating?

Empty

What does the gas gauge read?

Banana split

 

[Suzanna33]

What does the gas gauge read?

Banana split

Whats for dessert?

It feels so nice and warm on my face

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Whats for dessert?

It feels so nice and warm on my face

A moistened towel

E=MC2

 

[Jake069258]

A moistened towel

E=MC2

What made you skip class and go drink beer instead?

Live long, and prosper.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What made you skip class and go drink beer instead?

Live long, and prosper.

What's a pep talk you give to your swimmers when you finally get to creampie?



It looks so different from this angle!

 

[Jake069258]

What's a pep talk you give to your swimmers when you finally get to creampie?



It looks so different from this angle!

What happens when you do cowgirl in a hall of mirrors?

Honest! They just fell off!!

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

What happens when you do cowgirl in a hall of mirrors?

Honest! They just fell off!!

Where are your nipples?!?!?!


Sometimes that happens when you use too much salt.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What happens when you do cowgirl in a hall of mirrors?

Honest! They just fell off!!

What's the best thing to say when a girl gets mad at you for sending a dick pic?

I don't know where that stain came from!

ETA - oops! cross post! skip me

 

[Jake069258]

Where are your nipples?!?!?!


Sometimes that happens when you use too much salt.

I dont know why she threw the drink in my face??!!!

I had to do 15 burpees

 

[water_moutina]

I dont know why she threw the drink in my face??!!!

I had to do 15 burpees

What did you do after yesterday's bukake session?


Yes, I have free wifi

 

[AZDryHeat]

What did you do after yesterday's bukake session?


Yes, I have free wifi

Do you do video chat?

Your cheeks are so red.

 

[water_moutina]

Do you do video chat?

Your cheeks are so red.

HOw did you guess I was spanked?

Buy 2 get 3rd for free

 

[Mattentive]

HOw did you guess I was spanked?

Buy 2 get 3rd for free

Why are you using a breast implant as a stress ball?

Yes, doing that turned me on more than I expected.