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[luckylegsat60]

Why are you using a breast implant as a stress ball?

Yes, doing that turned me on more than I expected.

Do you think your neighbor enjoyed you flashing them?

Don’t forget the baby oil.

 

[Jake069258]

Do you think your neighbor enjoyed you flashing them?

Don’t forget the baby oil.

Did you pack the lube?

And then my pants just fell right off!

 

[luckylegsat60]

Did you pack the lube?

And then my pants just fell right off!

Did you forget your belt again?

It was all his idea.

 

[Jake069258]

Did you forget your belt again?

It was all his idea.

Did you two drink ALL the beer?

It was like sex... On a spoon

 

[JerseyJade]

Did you two drink ALL the beer?

It was like sex... On a spoon

Did you enjoy the homemade ice cream you had last night?

I never seen one that big before.

 

[Jake069258]

Did you enjoy the homemade ice cream you had last night?

I never seen one that big before.

Did you see the size of my... bat?

And then she just walked out!!

 

[JerseyJade]

Did you see the size of my... bat?

And then she just walked out!!

Okay, so she bitch slapped that bitch, then what?

That's what she told me.

 

[Jake069258]

Okay, so she bitch slapped that bitch, then what?

That's what she told me.

Did you know she was down for a threesome?

And then I just HAD to touch it

 

[JerseyJade]

Did you know she was down for a threesome?

And then I just HAD to touch it

So you watched her shave her pussy, then what?

It was so soft.

 

[Jake069258]

So you watched her shave her pussy, then what?

It was so soft.

Did you know how that nightie felt?

We just left the lights on!

 

[JerseyJade]

Did you know how that nightie felt?

We just left the lights on!

I know it was night time, but how did you guys get busted for smoking dope in your car?

Maybe 2 or 3 bottles of wine.

 

[Jake069258]

I know it was night time, but how did you guys get busted for smoking dope in your car?

Maybe 2 or 3 bottles of wine.

Ok, I got a case of beer, a bottle of vodka, what else do we need for breakfast tomorrow?

And then I just passed out!

 

[JerseyJade]

Ok, I got a case of beer, a bottle of vodka, what else do we need for breakfast tomorrow?

And then I just passed out!

So she took your dick out of your pants and stroked it until it was nice and hard. What did you do when she lowered her head towards your lap?

I counted 3 people there, but there might have been more.

 

[Jake069258]

Were they ALL having sex?

He just fell on his face!!

 

[luckylegsat60]

Were they ALL having sex?

He just fell on his face!!

Was it right between her legs?

He carried a bouquet of flowers and bunch of bananas.

 

[Jake069258]

Was it right between her legs?

He carried a bouquet of flowers and bunch of bananas.

He wanted a monkey for a

Was it right between her legs?

He carried a bouquet of flowers and bunch of bananas.

Did you know he had a valentines gift for his wife and his pet monkey?

He said that was his favourite!

 

[luckylegsat60]

He wanted a monkey for a

Did you know he had a valentines gift for his wife and his pet monkey?

He said that was his favourite!

The monkey?

He will never forget the way she smelled that night.

 

[Solsurfer]

The monkey?

He will never forget the way she smelled that night.

You guys are high school sweethearts? Cool. What do you remember from your prom dance?

I totally got caught looking at her cleavage when she bent down!

 

[latino_88]

You guys are high school sweethearts? Cool. What do you remember from your prom dance?

I totally got caught looking at her cleavage when she bent down!

Did you get in trouble at school with you hot math teacher?

Yes, exhausted.

 

[NolaNM]

Did you get in trouble at school with you hot math teacher?

Yes, exhausted.

Late night with the new lover?

A midnight train to Lisbon.

 

[latino_88]

Late night with the new lover?

A midnight train to Lisbon.

What was the best public place you were fingered?

50 miles per hour.

 

[latino_88]

Was he an enthusiastic fuck?

It was everywhere..

Did he cum on you? Where did it go?

Until 6am.

 

[latino_88]

Did he stay all night?

At least five times...

How many times did you invite him to yours “because you were too horny?”

In a tube station.

 

[latino_88]

Where did you first meet him?

No, never, total strangers NSA

Have you ever met him before that night?

Yes, she did!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Did your sister ever fuck your best friend?

Nearly did once in the woods.