VoraciousValue
Resident Loony
- Joined
- Jun 9, 2016
- Posts
- 8,641
Bump.
In the backseat of your car.
In the backseat of your car.
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Where was the last place your dad gave me a blowjob.Bump.
In the backseat of your car.
Why did someone call the cops last night?where is the new lube
did you know your neighbor can see into your bedroom
How often do you perv at the neighbours dog?Why did someone call the cops last night?
Every single day and twice on Sundays.
Where did you blow the plumber?What's wrong with the Pina Colada?
Underneath the sink.
Where did you hide your toys when the cops stopped you.Where did you blow the plumber?
In the backseat
Where did you dad last kiss youWhere did you hide your toys when the cops stopped you.
On the lips
Where did your lover hide when your spouse came home early?Where did you dad last kiss you
Behind the kitchen door
Did you see those people from New Jersey??You do realize that you hung that giant chandelier almost exactly above my head?
they have the strangest looking eyes.
What was your question about a bitch and threescore?That’s where my sex room is located?
Why is that dog looking up that tree
Your mother warned you this would happen?Ice cream but without a spoon
What is the best way to get my face sloppy that does not involve sex?
I can't read your writing.
How do you like your coffeeAccording to your professional opinion, when does the sun shine?
Strong and hot.