how often do you masturbate?

[midwestyankee]

Oh ya big showoff!

Remember back a few years there was the attempt at voice writing out our thoughts -- ? Whatever happened with that, think of the fun we could have with that nifty invention!

I cannot do much of anything significant while masturbating -- well other than enjoying it and the resulting pleasure of orgasms.

Dragon's Naturally Speaking software is alive and well - and it works really, really well too. A friend of mine was a sales rep for them a few years ago and she gave me a demo once. Another friend, a freelance writer, used it when he developed problems with his wrist (no I didn't ask what sort of repetition caused the problem). He still does even though his wrist has recovered.

I'm surprised that no one has ever posted a thread about how this would be a boon to cybersex fans everywhere.

[wondering how it would translate certain gutteral sounds ]

 

[silverwhisper]

cate: i've read some of your fiction. brass isn't the material that springs to mind.

ed

 

[FuckinRedneck]

There's no rhyme or reason to the frequency. It is purely when the mood strikes.

 

[Sarojaede]

Feh!

 

[Verbiwhore]

I am in serious danger of repetitive strain injury.

 

[bobsgirl]

I am in serious danger of repetitive strain injury.

Verbi honey, you and Cate simply must find hobbies that elevate your mind...

 

[Cathleen]

Verbi honey, you and Cate simply must find hobbies that elevate your mind...

How much more elevated can a mind get than the nirvana of orgasms?

 

[INeedLove]

I guess I should preface my answer by saying that I am in my prime now, before 35- only a couple of times a week.

 

[Verbiwhore]

Verbi honey, you and Cate simply must find hobbies that elevate your mind...

Hmm... Something intelectual, like spinning around in sequined undies?

 

[onlyerics]

I voted once a day...

BUT sometimes when E and I haven't had sex in a few days, I do masturbate twice...if I have the time.

 

[CurlyWurly]

Several times a week. On rare occasions twice a day or more depending on what mood I am in!

 

[Kelmar]

Honestly it varies alot, sometimes it's once a day but then other times it can be weeks before I do. Really depends on how tired I am I guess.

 

[Malaria]

Say I wanted to get better with myself, how would I go about it. I'm not allowed a vibrator, i've tiddly fingers and no style

 

[silverwhisper]

not allowed a vibrator?!

IMX, most women go w/ clitoral stimulation. depending upon your tastes, you may find that treating it as you do a nipple might work.

ed

 

[tanyachrs]

Running water (with or without a shower massage head) works for a lot of women. Putting something, like a pillow, between your legs and humping. Some women tap. Be patient with yourself.

So who's not allowing you a vibrator and why? Not that they're what works for me personally but I certainly have one if I need it.

 

[Malaria]

i'll have a play. Boyfriend is intimidated by vibrators.

 

[silverwhisper]

malaria: um...OK.

ed

 

[Verbiwhore]

i've tiddly fingers and no style
Boyfriend is intimidated by vibrators.

They can be the most terrible bully's, I had to get rid of one that would pick fights in pubs & occasionally key cars.
But am worried by the style thing...... is there an international judging panel I was never told about? could I get extra points for flair & enthusiasm?
Malaria, don't you get a little bit tense from time to time?

 

[bobsgirl]

They can be the most terrible bully's, I had to get rid of one that would pick fights in pubs & occasionally key cars.
But am worried by the style thing...... is there an international judging panel I was never told about? could I get extra points for flair & enthusiasm?
Malaria, don't you get a little bit tense from time to time?

Yes. Should you accumulate enough points you're eligiblle to join the International Sisterhood of The Golden Finger.

vibrators should be beaten into submission on a regular basis.

Malaria, I hope you know the teasing and smart aleck remarks are not meant to be cruel.

 

[Verbiwhore]

Yes. Should you accumulate enough points you're eligiblle to join the International Sisterhood of The Golden Finger.

vibrators should be beaten into submission on a regular basis.

Malaria, I hope you know the teasing and smart aleck remarks are not meant to be cruel.

Is that a nana in your post Lady, or are you just pleased to see me?

Cruel/smart Alec? me? I would never dream of being mean (unless there is a spanking in it)
Malaria feel free to Whoop me if I step out of line again.

 

[melissa85]

i tend to play once a day but i do something different everyday so i am always feeling a different sensation from the day before, sometimes shower jet, fingers, vibrator, ice cubes, whatevers available when i am feeling toey

 

[bobsgirl]

Is that a nana in your post Lady, or are you just pleased to see me?

Cruel/smart Alec? me? I would never dream of being mean (unless there is a spanking in it)
Malaria feel free to Whoop me if I step out of line again.

I'm sure if you need a spanking, Yank will be happy to apply his flogger to your sweet little tushie.

Oh, and I'll always have a nana for you, sweet cheeks.

 

[bobsgirl]

Two double posts in one day! Do I get a prize?

 

[Quoll]

Two double posts in one day! Do I get a prize?

Well you've already got the booby prize.

 

[bobsgirl]

Well you've already got the booby prize.

You sweet talker you.

I've misplaced the one that jiggles. *cries*