how often do you masturbate?

[kitsune_kun]

Its based on weight, pound for pound I would think.
Oliver stone has already been on the blower regarding film rights, but I think we should try for a 12+ to broaden our market.
How do we feel about Philip Glass for the theme, his agent has been saying he wants to get down with the kids more, get him together with Hot Chip and it's a go.

hehehe, sounds good, i got's teh connections to get you commercials on several major tv networks, including Nickelodean....

 

[bobsgirl]

Its based on weight, pound for pound I would think.
Oliver stone has already been on the blower regarding film rights, but I think we should try for a 12+ to broaden our market.
How do we feel about Philip Glass for the theme, his agent has been saying he wants to get down with the kids more, get him together with Hot Chip and it's a go.

Wait a minute! What do the combatants get out of this? (Except maybe slimy nipples? )

 

[Verbiwhore]

Wait a minute! What do the combatants get out of this? (Except maybe slimy nipples? )

Hey you two went swedging, victory (slimy nipples being more of a perk)is its own reward. Midwestyankee and I spotted a opportunity.
Now are you free a week on Tuesday to sign copys of your autobiography? Oh and warn B; Heat magazine is running a story about George Clooney not being gay for you. Are you planning to quilt your own costume because Miu-Miu have put in an offer on the pattern.

 

[bobsgirl]

Hey you two went swedging, victory (slimy nipples being more of a perk)is its own reward. Midwestyankee and I spotted a opportunity.
Now are you free a week on Tuesday to sign copys of your autobiography? Oh and warn B; Heat magazine is running a story about George Clooney not being gay for you. Are you planning to quilt your own costume because Miu-Miu have put in an offer on the pattern.

My autobiography? Call Me Boobsgirl? Eh, George Clooney's a wanker. But if Boy George calls, let me know. I just love that little karma-chameleon!

Quilts don't provide the movement I need in a costume. I gotta be able to swing, if you know what I mean.

 

[Sarojaede]

My autobiography? Call Me Boobsgirl? Eh, George Clooney's a wanker. But if Boy George calls, let me know. I just love that little karma-chameleon!

Quilts don't provide the movement I need in a costume. I gotta be able to swing, if you know what I mean.

I think this calls for some new spangly panties and a matching mask!

 

[silverwhisper]

i'm sometimes scared at the way ideas take on a life of their own here...

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

i'm sometimes scared at the way ideas take on a life of their own here...

ed

My money's on quoll to do something truly inspired within the next 18 hours.

 

[Verbiwhore]

My autobiography? Call Me Boobsgirl? Eh, George Clooney's a wanker. But if Boy George calls, let me know. I just love that little karma-chameleon!

Quilts don't provide the movement I need in a costume. I gotta be able to swing, if you know what I mean.

Ahh something more like this?

bobsgirl;
The lampshade is a lovely deep rose color with fringe and a crystal finial. It's an antique, worn by my mother, and her mother before her for special occasions and holidays.

 

[Quoll]

My money's on quoll to do something truly inspired within the next 18 hours.

Like this?

 

[Sarojaede]

erp....?!?

 

[bobsgirl]

Like this?

Titties trump trout triumphantly!

 

[silverwhisper]

don't mind me; just bumping an old poll cuz i think it might be illustrative for relative newcomers to how to. :>

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

OMG, that picture Q posted! LOL

I had forgotten about that -- still makes me laugh!

I always wondered what ever happened to Verbiwhore. She was one of those who was gone too soon.

 

[MBgirl]

Mmmmm. Since I got my dolphin vibe, at lest two times a day. I feel like I'm finally understanding myself sexually. It's such a confidence boost.

 

[bill197611]

.....

 

[lennythelion]

usually once, but today three

 

[AliveInside]

Lately, 4 to 6 times a day. I've had a lot of free time.

 

[fishbud]

as long as my hands and mind work its a great way to start a day

 

[katy21]

Once a day but i think it ain't about how much you do that, it is about how effective you do it

 

[sn2010]

i used to masturbate once a day

 

[Rayven101]

lol it all depends on the day.....a few times a day I would have to say. With my husband in the UK at the moment...that is all I have...thank the Goddess for phone sex!

Rayven

 

[HappyGuy_]

Once a day but i think it ain't about how much you do that, it is about how effective you do it

Yeah one really good session is better than 10 mediocre ones.

There's nothing like doing it to yourself PERFECTLY

 

[iamsamtoday]

Depends

I use to do once a day. But now that I have my first toy, wow! Today three times. Can I expect more??? I don't know. We'll see what tomorrow brings.

 

[NotSoInterested]

A few times a week for me, sometimes more or less depending on what is going on in life or what sort of week I'm having.

 

[BongoGal]

I'd say once a day is my average, but sometimes I may go without for days on end. Then there will be a day like today when I will get that average back up!