how often do you masturbate?

[Quoll]

You sweet talker you.

I've misplaced the one that jiggles. *cries*

No you haven't, it's right here where you left it.

 

[silverwhisper]

that's mighty damned unsettling, papaquoll.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

that's mighty damned unsettling, papaquoll.

ed

Hey, that's me you're talking about, sonny.

Thanks, pq

 

[silverwhisper]

BG: and...?

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

BG: and...?

ed

Careful, my friend; bg may take a page from your book and start boobie-smacking the smartasses around here and you could be headed for the first dose.

 

[silverwhisper]

bah; bah, i say!

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

bah; bah, i say!

ed

*whips one out and boobie-swats ed right between the eyes*

Just because I can.

Next?

 

[silverwhisper]

[ducks the extraordinarily long reach of the weapon, pirouetting gracefully across the table behind and pulling it down so that it provides cover]

[spies the crossbeam above]

[flings a pair of trout at the crossbeam, taking it out]

[watches as the roof comes down on the evil, boobie-swatting BG]



ed

 

[bobsgirl]

[ducks the extraordinarily long reach of the weapon, pirouetting gracefully across the table behind and pulling it down so that it provides cover]

[spies the crossbeam above]

[flings a pair of trout at the crossbeam, taking it out]

[watches as the roof comes down on the evil, boobie-swatting BG]



ed

I'll be back. [/gov. of California]

 

[Verbiwhore]

[ducks the extraordinarily long reach of the weapon, pirouetting gracefully across the table behind and pulling it down so that it provides cover]

[spies the crossbeam above]

[flings a pair of trout at the crossbeam, taking it out]

[watches as the roof comes down on the evil, boobie-swatting BG]



ed

Wow....
It's crouching whisper, jiggling boobie.

 

[midwestyankee]

Wow....
It's crouching whisper, hidden boobie.

And who do we have here, o twirling verbish one?

 

[Verbiwhore]

And who do we have here, o twirling verbish one?

I am Verbiwhore Queen of the ThesWhorus.

 

[midwestyankee]

I am Verbiwhore Queen of the ThesWhorus.

Pleased to meet you. And much better to be you than to be a Dick Shunnery, no?

 

[silverwhisper]

a pleasure to meet you, verbiwhore. i am called roget. :>

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

a pleasure to meet you, verbiwhore. i am called roget. :>

ed

[sneaks up and boobie-swats ed in a shock-and-awe attack]

It wasn't me, honest!

 

[silverwhisper]

[flies back into a pile of crates]

[sees stars]

now that that was a boobie-smack!

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

[flies back into a pile of crates]

[sees stars]

now that that was a boobie-smack!

ed

I'm waiting for the trout vs. boobie smackdown. And I insist on the video rights because it was my idea.

 

[bobsgirl]

I'm waiting for the trout vs. boobie smackdown. And I insist on the video rights because it was my idea.

Little did I know when I joined Lit three and a half years ago that I'd be competing, tits against fish, for bragging rights.

How dignified.

 

[ickle_stace]

i'd say normally every other day, but sometimes every day, other times not for a week

sometimes more than that, depends on my mood

 

[Avy]

Once a week, sometimes twice. Three depending.

 

[Verbiwhore]

I'm waiting for the trout vs. boobie smackdown. And I insist on the video rights because it was my idea.

It's the new Bear vrs Shark, they are calling it the fight of the century....
I want the popcorn and secondary merchandising rights.

 

[kitsune_kun]

Originally Posted by midwestyankee
I'm waiting for the trout vs. boobie smackdown. And I insist on the video rights because it was my idea.

I'll draw up the advertisments, for a slight fee, <---- Graphic Designer ((I do this for a living ))

 

[midwestyankee]

It's the new Bear vrs Shark, they are calling it the fight of the century....
I want the popcorn and secondary merchandising rights.

Merchandising rights? Mmmm....this could be an interesting pair of dolls to be placed in a fastfood kids meal.

 

[kitsune_kun]

I agree, and as far as making teh advertisments, is it one trout per "boobie" ... or two?

 

[Verbiwhore]

I agree, and as far as making teh advertisments, is it one trout per "boobie" ... or two?

Its based on weight, pound for pound I would think.
Oliver stone has already been on the blower regarding film rights, but I think we should try for a 12+ to broaden our market.
How do we feel about Philip Glass for the theme, his agent has been saying he wants to get down with the kids more, get him together with Hot Chip and it's a go.