How to compliment a woman

Says the guy who terrorizes women by talking to their children.

As a half white, half Asian, half black, half Arabic, I am offended. I shall send you to the museum of tolerance.

As a half Christian, half Jewish, half Muslim, half Buddhist, half Hindu, half Shaolin, half Sikh, half Agnostic, and half Atheist, I am the epitome of tolerance!!!!
 
6li V8 Supercharged Twin turbo, limited slip diff, close ratio, nitrous oxide... this doing anything for you DK? :)

*gazes into his boxers*

Err....hang on a sec...umm....no...no, I'm afraid not, doing absolutely nothing for me. Not even a twitch. *sighs*
 
Says the guy who terrorizes women by talking to their children.

As a half white, half Asian, half black, half Arabic, I am offended. I shall send you to the museum of tolerance.

Lol you know the pedo bear still makes me chuckle. I was actually hoping someone would post a picture of the child catcher. I'm not quite that mean :p
 
Lol you know the pedo bear still makes me chuckle. I was actually hoping someone would post a picture of the child catcher. I'm not quite that mean :p

My mate, I'll call him pmate, has this pedo van. It's this big, blue Chevy 1984 pedo van. Looks just like this, but somehow creepier and dustier.

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Anyway, pmate also sort of looks like a predator. I have seen him get nasty stares when he gets out of the van. There is this daycare in our town called "Hands On Children Learning Center" or something like that. We have parked the van in front and taken pics with the van next to the sign. So creepy.

I had a great plan, but his wife caught wind of it and told me I wasn't allowed. I'll still do it at some point. But I was going to get one of these stickers and put it on the back window:

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I don't know why that's so funny to me. But the image of that sticker on that creepy ass van makes me laugh like nothing else.
 
Lol guys do this? I figure if I happened to take a blow to the head and decided to ask a woman to smile she'd break my jaw and exclaim that her pet had just died, knowing my fabulous good luck! Funnily enough I dislike compliments from women but I'm perfectly okay with it from guys. Yup, I'm a messed up giraffe.

They definitely do this. Recently I was going up to the door of my local bank branch when an older man opened the door to exit. He stood in my way, completely blocking the door and said, "you can't come in here if you don't smile."

I was shocked, but wearing sunglasses he couldn't see. I smiled because I got nervous and he acted like he did me a favor. As soon as I got passed him my face turned into a scowl. I hate when men tell me to smile. He actually made me pretty mad. I would have loved to have told him off, but I don't like to make a scene. :mad:
 
I don't blame you, a stranger is effectively telling you what to do and how to feel. I bet his smugness would have been washed away in an instant if you told him to shove it, actually that mental picture makes me chuckle.
 
They definitely do this. Recently I was going up to the door of my local bank branch when an older man opened the door to exit. He stood in my way, completely blocking the door and said, "you can't come in here if you don't smile."

I was shocked, but wearing sunglasses he couldn't see. I smiled because I got nervous and he acted like he did me a favor. As soon as I got passed him my face turned into a scowl. I hate when men tell me to smile. He actually made me pretty mad. I would have loved to have told him off, but I don't like to make a scene. :mad:

I probably would have done what you did ... I'm not very confrontational. And women are almost condition to smile reflexively as a defense mechanism, and to appear non-confrontational.

But what I would have wanted to do, and just might have done if I'd been in a sourer mood, was to say in the loudest voice I could muster: "DON'T YOU DARE GROPE ME LIKE THAT!" And then, as I walked past him, I would have smiled.
 
Truest video EVER!

I also posted this one sometime ago. I think it's pretty spot on. :D

And thanks stickygirl for posting!

I probably would have done what you did ... I'm not very confrontational. And women are almost condition to smile reflexively as a defense mechanism, and to appear non-confrontational.

But what I would have wanted to do, and just might have done if I'd been in a sourer mood, was to say in the loudest voice I could muster: "DON'T YOU DARE GROPE ME LIKE THAT!" And then, as I walked past him, I would have smiled.

I couldn't do that... :eek: I still wish I had said something. Being told to smile is just shitty.
 
Not terribly off topic, I think, yesterdays. Not complimenting your student was the right thing to do--and look how you were rewarded for it!
 
Not terribly off topic, I think, yesterdays. Not complimenting your student was the right thing to do--and look how you were rewarded for it!

My impression was of a female taking advantage of a situation where a professional wasn't going to get himself into trouble. She was aware of the effect she had upon him and, in his eyes, played a game of exhibitionism.

It is very possible that she was completely unaware of his reaction to her. But if she was aware, calling it a reward seems counter productive to what the majority of women have said on this thread. To me that would suggest that the woman's intent was to tease her professor. If that is/was the case it is a very dangerous GAME to play, based upon all of the examples given in this thread.
 
My impression was of a female taking advantage of a situation where a professional wasn't going to get himself into trouble. She was aware of the effect she had upon him and, in his eyes, played a game of exhibitionism.

It is very possible that she was completely unaware of his reaction to her. But if she was aware, calling it a reward seems counter productive to what the majority of women have said on this thread. To me that would suggest that the woman's intent was to tease her professor. If that is/was the case it is a very dangerous GAME to play, based upon all of the examples given in this thread.

Probably so. I did mean, though, that he was right not to react to her apparent flirting.
 
My impression was of a female taking advantage of a situation where a professional wasn't going to get himself into trouble. She was aware of the effect she had upon him and, in his eyes, played a game of exhibitionism.
It is very possible that she was completely unaware of his reaction to her. But if she was aware, calling it a reward seems counter productive to what the majority of women have said on this thread. To me that would suggest that the woman's intent was to tease her professor. If that is/was the case it is a very dangerous GAME to play, based upon all of the examples given in this thread.

I think it's too difficult to be impartial here. My first thought, I'm ashamed to say, that was she probably was playing-up to her teacher - I've seen that happen. But then, what if he was the one with 'beer googles' on and she was just one of those touchy-feely girls?
My uncle teaches and he knows clearly when girls are playing that game... he has some foolproof way of dealing with it, which I've forgotten. I must ask him... One thing is for certain, in a teaching situation, or college one, the teacher has a duty of care towards his/her students and the authorities would be a ton of bricks if he stepped out of line - rightly so.
 
Yeah I think it just depends on whether you have a creepy vibe or not, I tend to keep it to myself, unless I get some kind of signal from them its ok to flirt.
 
I would simply say that:

if you don't know if you are creepy...then you are!! and keep it to yourself!

If you know that you are creepy (sad thing!), do her a favor, keep it to yourself!

If you think you are not creepy, you probably are....keep it to yourself!

Anybody see a pattern here? :)
 
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