Hyperchallenge

[Tathagata]

Re: Ad thy name shall be... "Hyper Schmyper"

I try so hard to please you sonnet nerds,
to give my lack of poetry disguise
as something that was written by the wise,
to soar with angels, flutter by with birds.

Then for the second verse I lose all speed
and ramble something, just to get a rhyme.
I compromise and camouflage my crime
in every silly syllable you read.

You ought to know by now; I won't succeed
to get a better poem done in time,
one that ain't about what it's about.

This is the kind of junk my brain-cells breed,
a pointless blob of green-ish gory slime
the world would do just mighty fine without.

I try to write some meaning to those words
and masturbate vocabulary lies.
My muse is hiding, but I hear her cries:
"Your typing fingers might as well be turds!"

Hey muse, you bitch, you didn't help me out!
So grow some fucking balls and wipe that pout.



Apologies for the tremendous amount of stress on the general sanity

you're just too damn cute and spunky




i like your stuff
and your poems too

 

[Angeline]

....and her Jewish companion genuflecting. Now that's kosher!

I was waiting for that...

 

[Randi Grail]

Not necessarily, but if you change the order, forget about the shrimp cocktail.

Or join me in the kitchen, and I'll BE your shrimp cocktail.

 

[Tathagata]

Or join me in the kitchen, and I'll BE your shrimp cocktail.

 

[Liar]

Something with the word shrimp cocktail just makes me cringe. I think it's the first two syllables.

 

[*Catbabe*]

LOL leave it to a guy....

 

[Randi Grail]

 

[Lauren Hynde]

 

[Tathagata]

i just picture you butterflied and covered with cocktail sauce

 

[Liar]

 

[*Catbabe*]

It does give new meaning to peeled and tailed...

 

[Randi Grail]

i just picture you butterflied and covered with cocktail sauce

//self edited away a preposterous porn reply//

 

[Tathagata]

//self edited away a preposterous porn reply//

oh sure
make me wonder all night

 

[*Catbabe*]

//self edited away a preposterous porn reply//

I don't think that's allowed here. Lit law says she has to put it back.

 

[Tathagata]

I don't think that's allowed here. Lit law says she has to put it back.

 

[Randi Grail]

Oh all right!

i just picture you butterflied and covered with cocktail sauce

"...or spread eagled and covered with cock sauce?"

Happy now, pervs?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Happy now, pervs?

No, but meet me in the kitchen and we'll discuss it.

 

[Tathagata]

Oh all right!


"...or spread eagled and covered with cock sauce?"

Happy now, pervs?

yes!!

Thank you

 

[*Catbabe*]

It's so nice to see proud pervs.

 

[Randi Grail]

No, but meet me in the kitchen and we'll discuss it.

What about sauce? Do we need that?

 

[Guest]

I was waiting for that...

You were???? See? You know me too well, I'll have to change my tactics.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You people better be writing hypersonnets to go with all the flirtatious banter.

 

[*Catbabe*]

*Cat suddenly leaves...*

 

[perks]

You people better be writing hypersonnets to go with all the flirtatious banter.

wait, when are they due? remind me again?

 

[Randi Grail]

You people better be writing hypersonnets to go with all the flirtatious banter.

Hey, I wrote mine, didn't I? Maybe I should write another one after all this inspiring naughty galore. How do you rhyme 'sauce'?