Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[kathyisgr65]

I just got a.new case of oil delivered you wanna come try it out?

No, it's not coconut oil, I was offering to change your car oil...

Ummm...hi... wanna go to my truck and fuck .then u can change my oil

 

[Shenanigans90]

Wanna come back to my place for a game of naked twister?

 

[dawn_of_night]

You wanna come back to.....
Actually, can I come over?

 

[kathyisgr65]

Wanna come back to my place for a game of naked twister?

Yes...that's hot not incompetent..got to the back of the line and try again

 

[kyblue12]

All I do is incompetent flirting….

So, you live around here much?

 

[HoosierPapi]

All I do is incompetent flirting….

So, you live around here much?

My penis says hi.

 

[CuriousJInLA]

I didn’t hear anything. Have him say it to my face

 

[HoosierPapi]

I didn’t hear anything. Have him say it to my face

Ok…..
MUSHROOM STAMP!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

While ur down there will u tie my shoelaces

 

[HoosierPapi]

Are those bugle boy jeans you’re wearing?

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you a weed cause I really dig you.

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Have you ever heard of the term 'fuck buddy'?

 

[Photog1rl]

Do you work on a boat cause I love seamen.

 

[HoosierPapi]

Are you a weed cause I really dig you.

Ok I’m here but that was your third wish

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Hey there, Delilah!

 

[HoosierPapi]

Do you work on a boat cause I love seamen.

I served on a boat named after you…. It was full of seamen too

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Hi

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Hi

35 pages and this is the first time this classic comes up?

 

[Photog1rl]

Ok I’m here but that was your third wish

So your name is unlimited orgasms?

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

I think my Spotify is broken. You're not listed under the hottest singles.

 

[HoosierPapi]

So your name is unlimited orgasms?

I’ve never stopped after just one

 

[Sappho_CGN]

(on my skype-account ... I recently learned that skype is dating-line or at least used as a dating-line by male)

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

(on my skype-account ... I recently learned that skype is dating-line or at least used as a dating-line by male)

I'm sure it has a close to 100% success rate.

 

[Sappho_CGN]

I'm sure it has a close to 100% success rate.

The ratio is 100 %, yes .........................