Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Wand3rlust]

My tongue feels funny, can I feel yours?

*grabs tongue *

Ewww you're right, it does...

*slowly licks fingers*

Tastes gooooood though *winks*

 

[dawn_of_night]

*grabs tongue *

Ewww you're right, it does...

*slowly licks fingers*

Tastes gooooood though *winks*

Do you have something in your eyes?
Should I get it out for you???

 

[Trubbycat]

Do you like to have fuck?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t like you … but I don’t not like you either

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, the Dr said that it was normal...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Look. I’ve made these four ice cubes. An H, an E and two Ls; one letter in each cube.
And now that that’s out of the way, you get to suck my cock, right?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I mean, the Dr said that it was normal...

Yeah … normal for a European Sparrow but definitely not …

Actually you know what. I’m in. Let’s do this.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Uhm, in where?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

 

[MiChiquita2022]

I have something to show you. C'mere.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

Let's spill them on the floor and take our shoes off! And see who can lap the kitchen island the quickest!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

Dibs on the top bunk after we build a bunk bed with them!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

This would work on me!

 

[HoosierPapi]

Would you like to come back to my house and role play?
I just got dungeons and dragons.

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

I made dinner. Don't worry about the McDonald's bags.

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

I consider myself a connoisseur of fine wine. What? Those cans of grape Shasta? You know. It's quite fascinating. When you let them go flat.....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Omg yum. This tuna smells just like you do!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

No, that would work.

 

[TheMrBurns]

I made dinner. Don't worry about the McDonald's bags.

Mmmmm, delicious steamed hams!

 

[UnquietDreams]

My GPS isn't working. Can I get directions back to your place?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Don't worry if you don't like my personality now. I've got six or seven more that will randomly show up throughout our date.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hi, what's your name? I want to tattoo it on my ass with all the others.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Me neither.

Good think I've been stalking you for months already

 

[Cyber_Bella]

You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I don't want to brag but I made three girls cum at once just with my words and the desire of what was in my pants.

It was dog treats in my pants and I just said "come" and they did.