bbcbarry9033
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- Oct 29, 2014
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Dang! I thought third base was goal! Please, teach me, Master!Will you trade them for baseball cards ?
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Dang! I thought third base was goal! Please, teach me, Master!Will you trade them for baseball cards ?
I’ll teach you about 3rd base, but you better lube up your buttholeDang! I thought third base was goal! Please, teach me, Master!
I have axle grease left over from my last project. Will that work?I’ll teach you about 3rd base, but you better lube up your butthole
Wanna come over and check out my duct tape and burlap sack collection?So, I have a FunWhole set, want to come put it together with me?
Hey, wanna come with me to the Home Depot?Only if you check out my shovel and trash bag collection
Can you help me pick out plungers?Hey, wanna come with me to the Home Depot?
Absolutely! We can use my military discountHey, wanna come with me to the Home Depot?
Errr I prefer Lowes and even my mom and pop Ace.Absolutely! We can use my military discount
Yes, but it applies to certain holiday items like mistletoe and string.Is this coupon for a blow job valid? And do I have to buy anything to use it?
Sure if the string costs more than $10Can I use this coupon for $5 off string?
Umm, no thanks. I don't kiss on the first date. Also, your breath smells a little fishy.(Too easy)
Ever hear of an Aussie kiss? Want to try one?
Umm, no thanks. I don't kiss on the first date. Also, your breath smells a little fishy.