Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[bbcbarry9033]

Will you trade them for baseball cards ?

Dang! I thought third base was goal! Please, teach me, Master!

 

[base10]

Dang! I thought third base was goal! Please, teach me, Master!

I’ll teach you about 3rd base, but you better lube up your butthole

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ll teach you about 3rd base, but you better lube up your butthole

I have axle grease left over from my last project. Will that work?

 

[azz_vt]

Don’t worry, this won’t take long.

 

[Trubbycat]

Do you like porn? I like porn.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

So, I have a FunWhole set, want to come put it together with me?

 

[LostHorizon]

So, I have a FunWhole set, want to come put it together with me?

Wanna come over and check out my duct tape and burlap sack collection?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Only if you check out my shovel and trash bag collection

 

[LostHorizon]

Only if you check out my shovel and trash bag collection

Hey, wanna come with me to the Home Depot?

 

[base10]

Hey, wanna come with me to the Home Depot?

Can you help me pick out plungers?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hey, wanna come with me to the Home Depot?

Absolutely! We can use my military discount

 

[Trubbycat]

Absolutely! We can use my military discount

Errr I prefer Lowes and even my mom and pop Ace.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is this coupon for a blow job valid? And do I have to buy anything to use it?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Can I use this coupon for $5 off string?

 

[MissRadiant]

Is this coupon for a blow job valid? And do I have to buy anything to use it?

Yes, but it applies to certain holiday items like mistletoe and string.

Can I use this coupon for $5 off string?

Sure if the string costs more than $10

 

[Coyote100]

Do you like fishing too?

 

[Wriggle]

Yes.
I gave myself this Prince Albert using a fish hook.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Hi beautiful! What’s my sign?

 

[Deadbed1968]

Wanna come back to my place and play one-handed etch-a-sketch?

 

[Deadbed1968]

I’ve got some excellent skin cream in my basement if ya know what I mean!

 

[Coyote100]

Do you mind if l smoke à cigar?

 

[azz_vt]

Cigar smoke upsets me but you can hang it out the window while we drive around.

 

[naughty_stories]

(Too easy)

Ever hear of an Aussie kiss? Want to try one?

 

[MandaPandaa]

(Too easy)

Ever hear of an Aussie kiss? Want to try one?

Umm, no thanks. I don't kiss on the first date. Also, your breath smells a little fishy.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Umm, no thanks. I don't kiss on the first date. Also, your breath smells a little fishy.

Who said anything about a kiss on the first date? Unless you mean the kind below the waist...