Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[dawn_of_night]

Hold up.. wait. You mean your going to blow my mouth and pump my chest?

Or are you going to put those stick shock things on me? Cause I'm ok with that...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have to qualify for my EMT license tomorrow. Can I practice mouth to mouth on you?

Um, no, but I was a paramedic...I can do a really efficient chest tube, wanna see!!!! *pulls out scalpel & iodine...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hold up.. wait. You mean your going to blow my mouth and pump my chest?

Or are you going to put those stick shock things on me? Cause I'm ok with that...

Hello.

 

[Playwithmee]

Interesting, does it come with the man? Or no?

It definitely cums with a man

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hello.

Uhh. *Blushes*
Uuh...
...

 

[Coyote100]

Uhh. *Blushes*
Uuh...
...

If the rest of you matches you chin, you are awesome.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

If the rest of you matches you chin, you are awesome.

Cute dog! I love dogs! *procedes to go on with a list of everything I know about dogs ever*

 

[LoveLiving]

Hi Baby. Want to woof woof with me?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Hi Baby. Want to woof woof with me?

Want to bang pelvics, eh?

 

[Apisto42]

Do you like bakers? Cause I’ve got a load of batter for you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you like bakers? Cause I’ve got a load of batter for you.

Are you a baker? Because you are causing something to rise.

 

[Apisto42]

Are you a baker? Because you are causing something to rise.

Hm, it’s probably because it’s so warm and moist in here.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hm, it’s probably because it’s so warm and moist in here.

And you smell yeasty!

 

[Apisto42]

Can you bake me for 45 minutes at a high heat?

 

[Photog1rl]

Can you bake me for 45 minutes at a high heat?

Want to crawl into my oven to find out?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Want to crawl into my oven to find out?

Why would I crawl? I can just...walk?

 

[SWR101]

Why would I crawl? I can just...walk?

Walking is a great low impact exercise

 

[ShowMeYourSmile]

Is your name Google? You have everything I’ve been searching for.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am high tech, both micro and soft

 

[dawn_of_night]

If the rest of you matches you chin, you are awesome.

I'm more than a awesome chin... I'm a whole puppet! With arms and legs and everything....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am high tech, both micro and soft

*Whistles*

 

[Azuldrgon]

*Whistles*

*does the muscle pose*

 

[SWR101]

*does the muscle pose*

how balls do I need to summon this dragon?

 

[dawn_of_night]

He's pretty simple really....
Try Cheerios or cheeseitz

 

[Azuldrgon]

He's pretty simple really....
Try Cheerios or cheeseitz

Reese's. The answer is Reese's. lol