Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SWR101]

Reese's. The answer is Reese's. lol

In that case “want some peanut butter in that chocolate?”

 

[dawn_of_night]

Reese's. The answer is Reese's. lol

Damn, I really thought it was cheese it's.,.

 

[dawn_of_night]

In that case “want some peanut butter in that chocolate?”

I like peanut butter... Can I squish your nuts?

 

[SWR101]

I like peanut butter... Can I squish your nuts?

These nuts are an excellent source of protein…

 

[dawn_of_night]

So youre organic and a traditionalist?
Have you ever been a nudist, I have never understood nude beaches, there's to much....

Sand.

 

[SWR101]

I don’t like sand, it’s course, and it gets everywhere, not like you, you’re soft…
(I HAD to)

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you a saddle because you look like you need to be ridden.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You can take a ride on my saddle cowgirl

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don’t like sand, it’s course, and it gets everywhere, not like you, you’re soft…
(I HAD to)

Your not a soft as you could be ... Maybe some oil?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Pole dancer? You want to slide down my pole?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Ahem. Excuse me! *pushes glasses up bridge of nose* Would you enjoy being a part of my David Attenborough documentary on human sexuality? Unfortunately, no Attenborough narration, but there will be intercourse!

 

[Grant55]

It was good meeting today. Wanna see my van?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Can I borrow your van?

 

[Great_Scot]

Can you take done stuff to the dump?

 

[SWR101]

Does the bush match the beard?

 

[Great_Scot]

Does the bush match the beard?

Bush has more grey. Want to help me dye it?

 

[lavendersilk]

Fresh out of hair-dye, but I just sharpened my razors.

 

[Trubbycat]

(heavy breathing and wheezing)
Hello
(Coughs and chokes)

 

[SavannaT]

(heavy breathing and wheezing)
Hello
(Coughs and chokes)

Hi (reaches hand out to shake but stops at crotch level)

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Hi (reaches hand out to shake but stops at crotch level)

Do you have any large pillows I could use??

 

[SavannaT]

Do you have any large pillows I could use??

(this is successful flirting right here, guys )

 

[AlexBailey]

(this is successful flirting right here, guys )

You’ve got a cute little tongue. I bet it gets you in a lot of trouble.

 

[Apisto42]

You’ve got a cute little tongue. I bet it gets you in a lot of trouble.

Wanna help me take care of my warts?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

(this is successful flirting right here, guys )

See? I'm so bad at it that I did well when trying to do bad

 

[Biggalute]

See? I'm so bad at it that I did well when trying to do bad

I don't care what your intentions are, you can't go out dressed like that.