Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Great_Scot]

I mean .. I guess you could be the first.... I'm I'm not going to hold my breath

Holding your breath makes it feel better

 

[Sunlover101]

Oh! What a cute kitty-cat!

Oh I'm don't like cats. I'm definitely a dog person.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Holding your breath makes it feel better

Is it a true underwater experience?

 

[Great_Scot]

Is it a true underwater experience?

Can you blow bubbles out of anything?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Can you blow bubbles out of anything?

I mean, consistency is everything....

 

[Apisto42]

I mean, consistency is everything....

*waggles eyebrows*

What consistency are you? I’m betting… luscious.

 

[crazychemgirl]

*waggles eyebrows*

What consistency are you? I’m betting… luscious.

I need to count your thrusts as you fuck and when you get to 12 you have to stop and yell,

“You like that dirty dozen bitch?”

And wait for me to say yes…

Then keep going until I orgasm.


That’s not a problem, is it?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I want to slowly strip you like an AR-15

 

[dawn_of_night]

*waggles eyebrows*

What consistency are you? I’m betting… luscious.

Think of a fresh loaf of French bread, just out of the oven... That extra crusty shell but when you open it up it's so soft and warm and steamy....

Mmmm.
Nothing like that....

 

[Apisto42]

I need to count your thrusts as you fuck and when you get to 12 you have to stop and yell,

“You like that dirty dozen bitch?”

And wait for me to say yes…

Then keep going until I orgasm.


That’s not a problem, is it?

I don’t think you understand the point of this thread. Cause that totally worked for me.

You busy later? Cause I’ve got a turgid tater for you.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I don’t think you understand the point of this thread. Cause that totally worked for me.

You busy later? Cause I’ve got a turgid tater for you.

Are you busy later..... I uhm. I uh... I don't know...

 

[HoosierDaddy69]

Me to the pretty girl: Hoosier?
Pretty Girl: Hoosier? What?
Me... Whose your Daddy?
Pretty girl: ...
Me: ....

I hope everyone got that LMAO

 

[Trubbycat]

I have a complete Justice League action figure set in my ̷m̷o̷m̷'̷s̷ ̷b̷a̷s̷e̷m̷e̷n̷t̷ apartment

 

[TomTeacher19]

You remember that guy you had incredible sex with and every single time he made you scream loudly from the pleasure and always satisfied you and was easily the best you ever had?

Me too. Binoculars. Very hot.

I can offer you like 5% of that enjoyment and satisfaction. And binoculars if you have a friend want to watch.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Would the teacher like to be the student? I will teach you a thing or two...

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Thank you fir sending me the cock pic

 

[Trubbycat]

I just got some viagra in the men’s room. Interested?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Protection too? Or is that the ladies room?

 

[lavendersilk]

Would you show me which way to your bedroom?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Would you show me which way to your bedroom?

Can I show you the way to the closet instead? My girlfriend is using the bed right now.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I need to count your thrusts as you fuck and when you get to 12 you have to stop and yell,

“You like that dirty dozen bitch?”

And wait for me to say yes…

Then keep going until I orgasm.


That’s not a problem, is it?

Doesn't that assume that I will make it past four?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Doesn't that assume that I will make it past four?

Sounds like 3 orgasms to me.... Almost 4!

 

[lavendersilk]

Excuse me? Do you have the time? Yes, I have a cellphone... I just wanted to see if you could read the numbers.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Would you show me which way to your bedroom?

What's wrong with right here .... * Holds arms open*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Excuse me? Do you have the time? Yes, I have a cellphone... I just wanted to see if you could read the numbers.

*Licks finger*
Do you have a piece of paper and a pencil??