Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[TomTeacher19]

Want to come back to my place?

My bed is lumpy and scratchy, just like my body.

 

[seela]

Oh wow baby, we must be a match made in heaven! The color of your eyes matches the discharge from the mysterious lump in my lady parts.

 

[JennyCapricorn]

Come to my place to review my corset collection?

 

[FrumSexStories]

Care to come to my place and have a pun-off?

 

[crazychemgirl]

if laugh like a hyena every time I look at your penis .. would that turn you off?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

if laugh like a hyena every time I look at your penis .. would that turn you off?

No.

Hey!! Let’s eat crumbly pop tarts and then suck the crumbs off each other.

 

[morelikeasong]

Let’s eat crumbly pop tarts and then suck the crumbs off each other.

Make sure to leave a few crumbs in the bed. It’s such a turn on to roll over on them in the night

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Make sure to leave a few crumbs in the bed. It’s such a turn on to roll over on them in the night

((Pulls back comforter and sheets))

Behold!! Cheetos and Doritos!! Don’t worry. The orange tint washes off in the shower well take in the morning.

 

[crazychemgirl]

((Pulls back comforter and sheets))

Behold!! Cheetos and Doritos!! Don’t worry. The orange tint washes off in the shower well take in the morning.

I would hand been on board if it was triscuits… but you ruined it.

 

[LostHorizon]

I would hand been on board if it was triscuits… but you ruined it.

You’re very pretty you know… when you’re not ugly.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I would hand been on board if it was triscuits… but you ruined it.

And that’s why it’s called incompetent flirting

 

[morelikeasong]

I would hand been on board if it was triscuits… but you ruined it.

You eat the triscuit, I’ll eat your biscuit

 

[Curvyscotswoman]

You look like my ex, gangly and bad hair

 

[SWR101]

Since your a Scot you must like a man in a kilt; so, wanna blow my chanter?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You look like my ex, gangly and bad hair

You English birds are so hot!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Hey, you look a lot like my baby daddy, you sure you're name is not Steve?

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I have some cheese. I heard women like cheese. You want some cheese? We can hold hands after.

 

[morelikeasong]

I have some cheese. I heard women like cheese. You want some cheese? We can hold hands after.

That sounds Gouda

 

[Boog1973]

You make me want to sing

 

[Biggalute]

I have some cheese. I heard women like cheese. You want some cheese? We can hold hands after.

That sounds Gouda

I'm an easy single, if that helps.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm an easy single, if that helps.

You wanna dip in my fondue?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm an easy single, if that helps.

I'm a switch hitter with a high average from both sides... pair me against anyone on either team and I'll at least get to second.

 

[SWR101]

Why stop at second, I want to take you to third base, maybe all the way home…

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I bought a new brand of condoms, wanna help try them out?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I bought a new brand of condoms, wanna help try them out?

Yes! We can fill them with water, tie them closed, and throw them off the roof at people!