Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stranger Danger!
Is
Hot.

 

[Photog1rl]

Stranger Danger!
Is
Hot.

I've got a great recipe for grilled lamb.

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

so you in or out? stop looking at the spiked belt.

 

[Trubbycat]

Have you ever used that belt as a leash? You have a nice neck.

 

[Divindisguise]

Wanna see our DNAs do the funky dance?

 

[Apisto42]

Wanna see our DNAs do the funky dance?

Only if I get a shot of mRNA first you dirty buggerer.

 

[Trubbycat]

Can I smell you?
Someone said this to the stripper at a bachelor party I was at

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Sure, but can I smell your cat skeleton first? I have a thing for them...

 

[Joxlrg]

Can we take turns holding the wand in the hot tub??

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

There are like 4 old men in the hot tub too, but they won't watch

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker and moi.

I didn’t say nothing about not watching though.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I can look but can’t touch? Can I close my eyes and touch?

 

[Agmundr]

Do you want to dance?

Yes? That's great!

Can I have your chair then?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Do you want to dance?

Yes? That's great!

Can I have your chair then?

You want him to give you a lap dance? May I record it to use for later?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You want him to give you a lap dance? May I record it to use for later?

Hottest new dancing video directed by the ImpishSeraph. And action!!

 

[Sappho_CGN]

Why I followed you? Now, as you turn around I ask me that, too!

 

[summer_reine]

Are you a painting? Because you look like you were drawn by Picasso

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

I wish you were my toe, so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

 

[Sunlover101]

I'm truly amazed you have the balls to claim you are 'well hung".

 

[Wriggle]

My tiny balls just make it look bigger

 

[dawn_of_night]

Are we role-playing again? I thought you’d be the pony this time.

Let me be your cowboy, darlin'

 

[dawn_of_night]

My tiny balls just make it look bigger

Youre beating way you are, balls or not...

 

[Wriggle]

Youre beating way you are, balls or not...

Star was fantastic Yoda see I

 

[dawn_of_night]

To fuck. Not fuck too. Fuck no question. Fuck.

 

[Divindisguise]

To fuck. Not fuck too. Fuck no question. Fuck.

I can write the alphabets with my tongue. Wanna see?