Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[PassionsFlame]

Hey, want to monkey around??

 

[MiaBabe23]

I love your accent.
Is it from Boston?

No but I love it so thank you for the compliment! Maybe if we chat long enough you’ll sound like a townie!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hey, want to monkey around??

I'm a dragon though.

No but I love it so thank you for the compliment! Maybe if we chat long enough you’ll sound like a townie!

My Southern is too strong for that.

 

[Scareltt]

I'm a dragon though.

My Southern is too strong for that.

Mmmm you’re blue, just like a Zodark? I’ve read they can do both exciting; and painful things to humans.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Mmmm you’re blue, just like a Zodark? I’ve read they can do both exciting; and painful things to humans.

I avoid the painful things unless you like it.
And then I'd avoid it anyway.

 

[Scareltt]

I avoid the painful things unless you like it.
And then I'd avoid it anyway.

You might want to read about them first..

 

[willlph]

For a one legged woman you don’t hop much

 

[Bassytian]

If you grab my balls, I'll turn my head and cough

 

[Apisto42]

If you grab my balls, I'll turn my head and cough

Should I check your prostate as well?

 

[Bassytian]

Should I check your prostate as well?

Only if I get a sucker after it's over

 

[SmokingFap]

Monday Night Football is almost on. Could you suck my dick real quick?

 

[chapter6plan]

Ok, but instead of football, let's watch some Dr. Who.

 

[TheMrBurns]

No, don't worry about it, baby. I'm sure the imodium has kicked in by now.

 

[SmokingFap]

Ok, but instead of football, let's watch some Dr. Who.

I'd rather watch Dr. What, Where, and for How Long?

 

[Bassytian]

*is holding a skull*

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, doest thou want to borne me on thine back?

 

[Series 6]

*is holding a skull*

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, doest thou want to borne me on thine back?

I don’t know what all those highfalutin words mean. Do you wanna fuck?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Is that a wookiee in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

 

[SmokingFap]

I hope you have a fart fetish...

 

[TheMrBurns]

As an alpha male with 6,000 followers on Tik Tok...

 

[Mrtenant]

Brrrrrrrraaaappppp*

 

[TheMrBurns]

So I was just sniffing the exercise bike saddle you were using and I have to say, as a connoisseur, you've got one finely aromatic cooter.

 

[Photog1rl]

How many long boxes do you have? I have 13.

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

How many long boxes do you have? I have 13.

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

 

[Coyote100]

Personally l prefer a Bluetooth connection over WiFi.

 

[Kennykool]

Many people have cheesy chat-up lines and terrible opening conversational gambits when they want to flirt. Here is a place to get that all out of your system.

Flirt with the Lister above you in such an incompetent, ham-fisted, way that you'd never be given the time of day.

My sister says I’m the best she ever had