Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[AlwaysDancing]

The movie I picked for date night? “Top Fifteen Mansplaining Moments of 2022: Hillbilly Edition”

 

[TheMrBurns]

So this is Marco my pet green macaque... he holds the camera while we fuck.

 

[Bassytian]

I am so going to Hell for this one...

Yes, I have a suppository fetish

 

[JennyCapricorn]

I am so going to Hell for this one...

Yes, I have a suppository fetish

Why yes I am a Phantom fan... and you failed to keep your hand at the level of your eyes... <fingers choke collar for you>

 

[SmokingFap]

Hey sexy, you want a ride? Because from the looks of your car, you're a shitty driver.

 

[Trubbycat]

Ever since they let me out I’ve been dying to meet someone.

 

[Photog1rl]

If you are really good I’ll let you buy me things and clean my house.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Can I just hire you a house cleaner instead?

 

[SmokingFap]

You know what would look good on you? Clothes. Please put them back on.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Oh sorry, I burned all my clothes - because of the fleas!

 

[37_ttej]

You know what would look good on you? Clothes. Please put them back on.

Whoa, slow down man! It’s starting to smoke!

 

[dawn_of_night]

So, you want a new roommate?

 

[AngieGZC]

So, you want a new roommate?

Wake me up for breakfast!

 

[CreekyBonz]

Nice shoes...

 

[Wriggle]

Thanks, I bought them because they are the same colour as my pubes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*pulls hair from between my teeth*. This color?

Wait…no…

*another pull*

Oh THIS color!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I used to have so much more hair.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Do you live around here often?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Wanna Tubi and chill?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Wanna come sweat with me in the heat? I'm already sticky

 

[SWR101]

Wanna come sweat with me in the heat? I'm already sticky

Oh, sure, I’m kind of slimy so we’ll work well together

 

[willlph]

Nothing is sexier than a woman that looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Nothing is sexier than a woman that looks like she has buckwheat in a headlock

Is there any other way to hold buckwheat?

 

[willlph]

Is there any other way to hold buckwheat?

I think buckwheat prefers a good thighlock

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I know a good hogtie