Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna Tubi and chill?

 

[Divindisguise]

Come help me check how sturdy my bed is.

 

[37_ttej]

Come help me check how sturdy my bed is.

Hey, man, I think you’re perfect …

… for this gameshow.

 

[Trubbycat]

You would fit perfectly in my trunk.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

You would fit perfectly in my trunk.

When you can’t tell if it’s an offer for anal or the beginning of your serial killer moment but that booty looks good so you go for it only to be a footnote on a documentary for the Booty Call Killer.

Is not what’s happening now.

So, my place?

 

[Trubbycat]

When you can’t tell if it’s an offer for anal or the beginning of your serial killer moment but that booty looks good so you go for it only to be a footnote on a documentary for the Booty Call Killer.

Is not what’s happening now.

So, my place?

Lady’s choice: anal or murder in the woods

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Lady’s choice: anal or murder in the woods

It’s the bear question all over again!!!!

 

[Starscream_UK]

It’s the bear question all over again!!!!

And that's Numberwang!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

And that's Numberwang!

hey, baby, wanna see my Megatron? ;-)

 

[SmokingFap]

I don't know about Megatron, but I've got the largest collection of Smurfs in my county. I think Smurfette is the reason I started puberty early. Want to see my entire boxed collection? Well, all but one...

 

[WerdNerd]

I've got cheese! Lots and lots of cheese!

 

[Rapier55]

That’s not my ring you can feel, it’s my watch . . .
I’m looking for my ring . . . .

 

[Sexy_Singer]

So you like sword play?

 

[dawn_of_night]

So you like sword play?

Is it a sword or a butter knife?

 

[SmokingFap]

Two wrongs don't make a right. But do you want to get naked and see what three wrongs do?

 

[SmokingFap]

That’s not my ring you can feel, it’s my watch . . .
I’m looking for my ring . . . .

Took me a few seconds, but I got it.

 

[Shenanigans90]

There’s no need to waste money at a restaurant because I have bologna and cheese at my place.

 

[dawn_of_night]

There’s no need to waste money at a restaurant because I have bologna and cheese at my place.

Let's fry it... Like just drop it in the hot grease one slice at a time ....

 

[SmokingFap]

I've been so tense today! I've got a big knot in my dick. Do you think you could work it out for me?

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I think you might need a hospital for that

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Meet me at the hospital cafeteria... that's where I meet all my dates!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Don’t worry. I have antibiotics for you after

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Meet me at the hospital cafeteria... that's where I meet all my dates!

Sure! Wait, do you work there or do you tend to put your dates in the hospital? Because honestly either sounds kinda nice right now

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Sure! Wait, do you work there or do you tend to put your dates in the hospital? Because honestly either sounds kinda nice right now

Oh, I just think they have terrific food at a low low price!

 

[FreckledSprite]

Oh, I just think they have terrific food at a low low price!

Baby, we can hit the salad bar and the grill! You can get whatever you like!

(I love eating at the hospital )