Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Sexy_Singer]

I’m making top ramen, want some?

That's incompetent?

(Skip me)

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m making top ramen, want some?

With chicken, sliced boiled eggs, peas, carrots, a couple drops of sesame oil and a generous sprinkle of sesame seeds?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m making top ramen, want some?

Aww just like my college days. Am I collegiate? No, I was a custodian. It was great. I got like a life time supply of chewing gum from under the bleachers. Of course I’ll share!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Aww just like my college days. Am I collegiate? No, I was a custodian. It was great. I got like a life time supply of chewing gum from under the bleachers. Of course I’ll share!

HOW YOU DOIN!?

 

[Shady_nz]

HOW YOU DOIN!?

*snaps to attention*
Sir, yes Sir

 

[Coyote100]

*snaps to attention*
Sir, yes Sir

You'd make a good soldier.

 

[JackKingOff]

You got a soldier, i can be a salty sailor added to your collection

 

[SWR101]

Wanna head off somewhere else, king?

 

[Apisto42]

Did you round up the sheep yet?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I like hasenpfeffer. You?

 

[SmokingFap]

Hold on a sec. My more interesting personality is here. At least, that's what my organized personality says.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I've got a carton of Pall Mall and a bottle of whiskey, if you want to go to the docs

 

[LostHorizon]

I've got a carton of Pall Mall and a bottle of whiskey, if you want to go to the docs

My fungal infection cleared up. Wanna make out and see what happens?

 

[SmokingFap]

I've got a carton of Pall Mall and a bottle of whiskey, if you want to go to the docs

You really know how to make a guy feel good. What's his name?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

My fungal infection cleared up. Wanna make out and see what happens?

Did you know that Fungi can communicate with each other using chemical signals and Fungi can manipulate the behavior of other organisms? You can look through my textbook if you want!

 

[LostHorizon]

Did you know that Fungi can communicate with each other using chemical signals and Fungi can manipulate the behavior of other organisms? You can look through my textbook if you want!

I didn’t know that.

Wanna make out and see what happens?

 

[WerdNerd]

Did you know that Fungi can communicate with each other using chemical signals and Fungi can manipulate the behavior of other organisms? You can look through my textbook if you want!

You're supposed to Incompetently Flirt, Princess.

 

[SmokingFap]

You're supposed to Incompetently Flirt, Princess.

You're into fungi, huh? Well, I'm not an athlete anymore, but I still have the foot...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m the fun guy that left the crowded party because there wasn’t mushroom.

 

[MissRadiant]

I’m the fun guy that left the crowded party because there wasn’t mushroom.

For a fun guy, can you show me how to dance something slow?

 

[dawn_of_night]

For a fun guy, can you show me how to dance something slow?

I'll show you a dance that goes .....

Well... *Wiggles and giggles around*

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around.

((Classic. Nailed it. I’m so cool))

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I turned myself around.

((Classic. Nailed it. I’m so cool))

Hey, baby, do you want me to put my right hand in and take my right hand out, if ya know what I mean?

 

[Noor]

Want to play monopoly?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Want to play monopoly?

Ive got the handcuffs. For when someone goes to jail.