Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[kieranhalcyon01]

Ive got the handcuffs. For when someone goes to jail.

I've got the taser!

 

[Tallulah82]

I've got the taser!

Thank god because I can't orgasm any other way.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

In that case (hooks up jumper cables to the car) … car sex?

 

[drobert44]

In that case (hooks up jumper cables to the car) … car sex?

Hi Hon; where are you at in your monthly cycle?

 

[Tallulah82]

Hi Hon; where are you at in your monthly cycle?

You're very lucky, I've just entered the rage stage. Come sit beside me.

 

[Wriggle]

You're very lucky, I've just entered the rage stage. Come sit beside me.

I'll come back tomorrow for messy play

 

[saintcero]

You're very lucky, I've just entered the rage stage. Come sit beside me.

The thought of being “raged upon “ is strangely appealing this morning. Will there be visible marks?

 

[PassionsFlame]

Hi, I'm saint one, want to multiply?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Need some help putting out that flame?

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Lustful intentions is only good when you plan on using it

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Hey .. you should feed me after midnight. We’ll see what happens.

 

[MissRadiant]

Hey .. you should feed me after midnight. We’ll see what happens.

it's after midnight, all I have is a pumpkin, one glass slipper but no food. what happens now?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have 22 minutes..... What do you want for that....

 

[Azuldrgon]

I have 22 minutes..... What do you want for that....

Hello there.
Wanna see my Pokemon collection?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

“Gotta catch em all!”

Is not what you should say in the middle of sex-ed.

The more you knooooooooow!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

And knowing is half the battle!

GEEEEEEE EEEEEYYYYYEEEEE JJJOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE

*insert fenslerfilms redubs here*

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Hey didn't we met on that psych ward a couple of months back?
I'm sure you're that dude/chick that escaped.
If I remember right you stabbed up your ex.
Um why are you going for that knife in your handbag???
Omg you're a cereal killer......nooooooo

 

[Photog1rl]

You’ve got the funniest stories.

 

[JackKingOff]

You’ve got the funniest stories.

So glad you enjoy laughing with me and not at me when I tell jokes

 

[Biggalute]

So glad you enjoy laughing with me and not at me when I tell jokes

How's your repetitive strain injury?

 

[Tallulah82]

How's your repetitive strain injury?

Not as bad as my repetitive vagajay injury.

 

[sister jenny]

Not as bad as my repetitive vagajay injury.

Wanna see which Pokemon’s I’ve got?

 

[Marrd_dave]

Excuse me... I think I know you from PTA.

 

[JackKingOff]

Wanna see which Pokemon’s I’ve got?

I could add to your poking man collection.

 

[base10]

Wanna see which Pokemon’s I’ve got?

Will you trade them for baseball cards ?