Isolated Poetry Blurt

[UnderYourSpell]

velcros bj to the back door

 

[unpredictablebijou]

velcros bj to the back door

*laughing*

I've always wanted to be velcro'd (velcroed?) to something.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Like those rides that we used to get at fun fairs that spin round and stick you to the side only trouble when it stopped I stayed stuck six foot up

 

[bluebell]

Are you calling me old with that title?

Wouldn't dream of it! But if UYS is giving you an, um, inspection then she could check your joints. Out. Check them out.
Or, you know, someone could. To make sure. Of your...sprightliness. Yes.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Wouldn't dream of it! But if UYS is giving you an, um, inspection then she could check your joints. Out. Check them out.
Or, you know, someone could. To make sure. Of your...sprightliness. Yes.

"sprightliness" is an excellent word.

 

[bluebell]

"sprightliness" is an excellent word.

I have no idea where it came from! I'm in more of a "desultory" place.
Maybe my inner sprite is pissed and wants out. <nana here, if it could elbow past the desultoriness>

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Joins Blue for a bit of desultoring and if Jamison brings the joints .......

 

[CeriseNoire]

Oddity
get tiresome, yet
normalcy
is no comfort.

 

[bluebell]

Joins Blue for a bit of desultoring and if Jamison brings the joints .......

How lovely of you.
Although, he doesn't seem to be here. Maybe he's angsted about our desultoring. Or maybe we just accidentally got in the back of the jointing Jamison line.
Who do we have to sleep with to get to the front?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oddity
get tiresome, yet
normalcy
is no comfort.

Odd is good ....... I hope

How lovely of you.
Although, he doesn't seem to be here. Maybe he's angsted about our desultoring. Or maybe we just accidentally got in the back of the jointing Jamison line.
Who do we have to sleep with to get to the front?

The whole Bistro crew I fear ......

 

[bluebell]

The whole Bistro crew I fear ......

It'd be okay. We'd get liquored up first. Bijeesiastical fun all the way.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

But my legs aren't what they used to be and does my bum look big in this?

 

[unpredictablebijou]

The whole Bistro crew I fear ......

*sigh*

if only that were true.

 

[bluebell]

But my legs aren't what they used to be and does my bum look big in this?

Nope. Bum is perfect. And there will be lots of other limbs for...helping.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I bet you made a start while all were sleeping over this side of the pond so how did you find them? pleasing?

 

[Guest]

I did show the front.
That's why it's common knowledge in the Bistro that I have a Prince Albert piercing.

 

[champagne1982]

I did show the front.
That's why it's common knowledge in the Bistro that I have a Prince Albert piercing.

Why oh why must I look away
when full frontal nudity in the light of day
exposes secrets as naughty folk play
a truth or dare game of see what I say?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I did show the front.
That's why it's common knowledge in the Bistro that I have a Prince Albert piercing.

Ah yes I saw that and very yummy it is too

 

[bluebell]

I bet you made a start while all were sleeping over this side of the pond so how did you find them? pleasing?

I forgot the party favors.

I did show the front.
That's why it's common knowledge in the Bistro that I have a Prince Albert piercing.

Oh my, well, um---
stars and daisies. *flummoxy*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

My betting is they still let you in beware the peep hole in the back room door ...

 

[Guest]

I have a new obsession and it is possible for a fanatic fit guy to gain a pound or two over it.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Sheee-it, Jami-san! That's not an obsession, that is pure, simple food porn!

 

[Guest]

However,

I have a new obsession and it is possible for a fanatic fit guy to gain a pound or two over it.

....reading rhyming poetry while stuffing my face with raspberry molten lava cake is my Ipecac.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Ever thought of dipping your prince albert in it? Oh well it was just a thought and a flithy one at that

 

[Guest]

Perverts.