Like Me, Have You Ever

[masterslave00]

No, but it's on the bucket list

LMHYE had sex in the shallow waters of a beach and you were the only ones there?

YES
LMHYE had sex in the shallow waters of a beach and you WERE NOT the only ones there?

 

[awired50]

YES
LMHYE had sex in the shallow waters of a beach and you WERE NOT the only ones there?

No.

HYE had sex while being watched?

 

[lazy_literotic]

yes,

lmhye -
been to an orgy? mine was sort of a mini orgy.

 

[awired50]

yes,

lmhye -
been to an orgy? mine was sort of a mini orgy.

No.

LMHYE played strip poker?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Yes

LMHYE been caught being blown or eaten out?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes

LMHYE been caught being blown or eaten out?

I have not.

LMHYE caught someone while hiking?

 

[Bdm20]

I have not.

LMHYE received a phone call while at a resort saying “I can see what you’re doing” while you’ve been fucking on the veranda?

 

[LeeKee]

I have not.

LMHYE received a phone call while at a resort saying “I can see what you’re doing” while you’ve been fucking on the veranda?

Was our balcony, no phone call, but we were watched and got whistles from our neighbours. Mostly elderly.

 

[Filipinawife]

I have not.

LMHYE received a phone call while at a resort saying “I can see what you’re doing” while you’ve been fucking on the veranda?

No.

LMHYE played strip poker?

Yes

 

[Filipinawife]

yes,

lmhye -
been to an orgy? mine was sort of a mini orgy.

Yes, 5 guys 4 girls

 

[Filipinawife]

No.

LMHYE had sex with two different people in the same day and neither knew?

Yes

 

[Photog1rl]

I have not.

LMHYE received a phone call while at a resort saying “I can see what you’re doing” while you’ve been fucking on the veranda?

Skipped @LeeKee and @Filipinawife as they didn’t ask a question.

No, but I have had a hot firefighter call me on my office line describe what I was wearing and tell me he could see me and that I looked really good that day. He then proceeded to come to my office with 3 of his fellow firefighters. I wish there was more spice to this part of the story but alas there is not.

LMHYE
Taking naughty photos at work and shared them online?

 

[Pad_Foot]

Skipped @LeeKee and @Filipinawife as they didn’t ask a question.

No, but I have had a hot firefighter call me on my office line describe what I was wearing and tell me he could see me and that I looked really good that day. He then proceeded to come to my office with 3 of his fellow firefighters. I wish there was more spice to this part of the story but alas there is not.

LMHYE
Taking naughty photos at work and shared them online?

Nooo as a school teacher that would be professional suicide!

LMHYE
Gotten naked in front of those you know you shouldn’t have?

 

[AlexBailey]

LMHYE
Gotten naked in front of those you know you shouldn’t have?

Who I ‘shouldn’t have’? That’s kind of subjective, no?

I was once told that I “shouldn’t have” when I got ‘in trouble’ with some guys when I went on a hike with a whole bunch of girls they liked during a Sunday football game and ended up skinny dipping in a mountain lake and drying off together in a old miner’s cabin.

LMHYE been the only one of your gender around a dozen or more naked people?

 

[Pad_Foot]

LMHYE been the only one of your gender around a dozen or more naked people?

Dozens? NO... I think maybe in nightmares perhaps??

As for "shouldn't have" ? Yes, that was the sort of situation I meant. Luckily yours, like mine, did not go south.

LMHYE been awake all night due to sex or the perceived promise of sex??

 

[munch2much]

LMHYE been the only one of your gender around a dozen or more naked people?

Dozens? NO... I think maybe in nightmares perhaps??

As for "shouldn't have" ? Yes, that was the sort of situation I meant. Luckily yours, like mine, did not go south.

LMHYE been awake all night due to sex or the perceived promise of sex??

Oh yes, both of those.

Sometimes optimism is a curse

 

[Pad_Foot]

Oh yes, both of those.

Sometimes optimism is a curse

Sometimes you need to leave a new question, before someone who matters calls you out. I am NOT that person

 

[munch2much]

Sometimes you need to leave a new question, before someone who matters calls you out. I am NOT that person

LMHYE pressed send too quickly as you got called to a big spider emergency?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

LMHYE pressed send too quickly as you got called to a big spider emergency?

Well, for me it's the bat signal, but yes. Same bat time, same bat channel!

LMHYE made lists (with links) of your favorite porn clips?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes, who doesn't?

LMHYE masturbated at work?

Who doesn't? (that's a yes).

LMHYE masturbated while in the woods?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Does it count if it ended in sex?

LMHYE had sex or masturbated with someone watching

Nope, only counts if it was solo, otherwise it's sex in the woods. (anything counts).
And no...I have not been watched.

LMHYE secretly watched someone having sex?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I guess it's still a yes
And no, I haven't

LMHYE used any toys in public?

Not really no, wish I could.

LMHYE gone to a strip club?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I have

LMHYE played strip poker, and lost

Define lost? (I have played it, but didn't lose).

LMHYE run across a quad naked (in tennis shoes)?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No I haven't.

LMHYE fantasised about someone you shouldn't have?

Snort...erm...who me???? LMAO....um...yes, ALL. THE. TIME.
either that or never, I mean, as long as it's your own personal fantasy and doesn't affect anyone, it's all "OK" right? (that's my story, and I"m sticking to it).

LMHYE fantasized about someone you had power over (someone you supervised?)?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Supervised in a work supervised way? If so yes.

LMHYE moaned so loud that your neighbours heard?

Or any other kind of supervised.
I've moaned pretty loud sometimes, but I doubt the neighbors heard.

LMHYE masturbated while listening to the couple in the room next door?