Like Me, Have You Ever

I confess that I opened the door of my room hoping more than once I would catch my college roommate with his meat between his hands, but without success sadly 😅


If "someone" is me, yes. With a vibrating bullet on my dick.

LMHYE gone skinny-dipping with friends?
YES

LMHYE ended all fucking after the above mentioned skinny-dipping?
 
NO

LMHYE been fucking your best friend's wife?
Yes I have . I ended up being invited up to their bedroom without any idea it was going to happen - and ended up fucking her while he pinned her down by the wrists and fucked her mouth , all the while he was spurring me on to come inside her , which I kindly did .
 
LMHYE given a girl anal up against a tree in a park ,just in view of the main path

Nope...none that adventurous.

Did have sex on the beach with my future wife one time on the Courtney crumble in Clearwater while we were dating though.

LMHYE sex with a married friend of a friend as she sat and watched you?

(Yup...we all got drunk one night and had to walk back after putting my car into a ditch. It was a cold night for Flroida that January (around 55). Not that cold for us transplants from the north though.
We were walking and talking about sex and other things when they both said they were hot. They both took off their shirts and we walked the next couple of miles with me oogling their chests. Yes, I was still a virgin at the time.
The married friend asked why I was looking as if I had never seen a set of hits before. Than she asked if I was still a virgin. You can guess by my stuttering how she reacted.
Well, they both started teasing me about it. Bouncing their chests when they could, rubbing against me. Then the married friend start groping me and realized I was nice and hard. Started rubbing and saying what she would love to do with a virgin but not on the side of the road.
Got back to her place finally (without me loosing a load which still surprised me how long I held out). Ended up on her couch spooning to warm up with a blanket and a shot of whiskey.
Our mutual friend sat in the chair next to us watching as things happened. Glanced over once to see her hand moving in her pants watching us. (Nothing ever happened between her and me ever)
I got teased by a coworker a day later that I was different and she realized what kind of happened to me. She teased me mercilessly for a month about that)
 
Yes, while parking before.

LMHYE been caught naked having sex and could not cover up?
Yes, while fucking in the kitchen with all our clothing in the bedroom.

LMHYE been fucking woman and daughter? Not yet in threesome but working on it...
 
No.

LMHYE had sex with someone 10 years your senior?
Yes. In my defence I was only 28 the last time I did anything like that so it was pretty easy. I think the biggest age difference I've ever had could have been close to 30 years and it was a blowjob (when I was 28).

LMHYE given blowjob lessons to a friend?
 
Yes. In my defence I was only 28 the last time I did anything like that so it was pretty easy. I think the biggest age difference I've ever had could have been close to 30 years and it was a blowjob (when I was 28).

LMHYE given blowjob lessons to a friend?
No.

LMHYE watched another couple have sex?
 
No.

LMHYE.....gotten super drunk and gone streaking down Main Street and run right into a police car???
Can’t say I have🤣
Hope you kept running!

LMHYE been followed home from a bar by a cop and pulled over on the one night you decided not to have a single drink (and still counting my blessings on that all these years later)?
 
Can’t say I have🤣
Hope you kept running!

LMHYE been followed home from a bar by a cop and pulled over on the one night you decided not to drink (and still counting my blessings on that all these years later)?
Nope, I literally RAN INTO the car when I turned the corner :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Not from a bar. LOL.

LMHYE..... Accidentally gone skinny dipping with a girl that your friend liked and didn't know it???
 
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