Like Me, Have You Ever

sadly, have not had a seriously good lap dance.

Like me, have you ever had a partner accuse you of being a “pleasure delayer?”
 
Never had more than one partner and I don't swing that way.

No,

LMHYE teased someone in a spot where it was inconvenient?
Of course. There is so much fun in that and I can be such a brat.

LMHYE
Used sex to get what you wanted?
 
I haven’t actually…. Dang it…

Lmhye
Masturbated outside in a warm rain?
Of course. There is so much fun in that and I can be such a brat.

LMHYE
Used sex to get what you wanted?
Masturbated outside in a warm rain, no.

Used sex to get what I wanted? Yes, I’ve used sex to get sex.

LMHYE gotten a bit too over-the-top when you’ve been aroused on lit?
 
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Masturbated outside in a warm rain, no.

Used sex to get what I wanted? Yes, I’ve used sex to get sex.

LMHYE gotten a bit too over-the-top when you’ve been aroused on lit?
Sorry BG. I corrected my typos.
 
What?

LMHYE told someone straight up that you were not sexually aroused by something while you actually very much were?
No, I never have. I tend to communicate, and I'm usually pretty honest.

LMHYE rejected a kinky suggestion and then later wished you had tried it?
 
LMHYE rejected a kinky suggestion and then later wished you had tried it?
Yes to the first half, no to the second.

LMHYE had sex with a particular person more than twenty years after first contact with that person?
 
Yes to the first half, no to the second.

LMHYE had sex with a particular person more than twenty years after first contact with that person?
Well, I suppose technically, yes. But I think you mean: not have sex with them the first time you but then first have sex 20 years later....then no.

LMHYE purchased a sex toy for someone else?
 
Well, I suppose technically, yes. But I think you mean: not have sex with them the first time you but then first have sex 20 years later....then no.

LMHYE purchased a sex toy for someone else?
Yes. A few times.

LMHYE bought a sex toy from the back of an adult magazine?
 
Yes, just last week.

LMHYE had a sales woman in the lingerfie store model something before you bought it?
 
LMHYE used the sex toy you bought for her on yourself?
I once bought a female friend a sex toy as a gag gift, but the packaging was such that I couldn't get to it without it being obvious. I also never asked if she ever tried it.

LM, HYE been a wedding guest at the wedding of someone you had sex with previously?
 
I once bought a female friend a sex toy as a gag gift, but the packaging was such that I couldn't get to it without it being obvious. I also never asked if she ever tried it.

LM, HYE been a wedding guest at the wedding of someone you had sex with previously?
I like that you put a comma in there. *nods* punctuation is important! :D
No, I never have. Largely because the pool of women in that category is remarkably small.

LM, HYE been to a wedding where you knew they were already both cheating on each other? (they had an open bar, and decent food....).
 
I once bought a female friend a sex toy as a gag gift, but the packaging was such that I couldn't get to it without it being obvious. I also never asked if she ever tried it.

LM, HYE been a wedding guest at the wedding of someone you had sex with previously?
Yes. I was the photographer.

LMHYE incorporated food in your sex session?
 
LM, HYE been to a wedding where you knew they were already both cheating on each other? (they had an open bar, and decent food....).
No. I doubt I'd go.

LM, HYE hooked up with a fellow wedding guest whom you didn't go with as a date?
 
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