Like Me, Have You Ever

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes. I was the photographer.

LMHYE incorporated food in your sex session?

Of course!

No. I doubt I'd go.

LM, HYE hooked up with a fellow wedding guest whom you didn't go with as a date?

Surprisingly, no. The only weddings I went to "stag" I was I was a kid, so no hook ups. I remember one at age about 15 where I kind of tried, there was one girl I thought was pretty cute. Turns out we were second cousins or something and she was not interested. Not sure if it was the second cousin thing or that she didn't like me....I've always assumed it was the second cousin thing.

LM, HYE used a household item as a sex toy?

 

[awired50]

Of course!

Surprisingly, no. The only weddings I went to "stag" I was I was a kid, so no hook ups. I remember one at age about 15 where I kind of tried, there was one girl I thought was pretty cute. Turns out we were second cousins or something and she was not interested. Not sure if it was the second cousin thing or that she didn't like me....I've always assumed it was the second cousin thing.

LM, HYE used a household item as a sex toy?

I have.

LMHYE set it up to get caught masturbating?

 

[masterslave00]

I have.

LMHYE set it up to get caught masturbating?

No, I either do it with my partner or in privacy...

LMHYE been caught masturbating?

 

[awired50]

No, I either do it with my partner or in privacy...

LMHYE been caught masturbating?

Yes.

LMHYE caught someone else masturbating?

 

[masterslave00]

Yes.

LMHYE caught someone else masturbating?

Yes - my then girlfriend

LMHYE fucked two different women in one night?

 

[Bdm20]

Have not.

LMHYE wished you had? Or two guys if you’re a woman?

 

[Jonnymc]

No, I either do it with my partner or in privacy...

LMHYE been caught masturbating?

Been there ,lol what's the most sensitive part on your body while masturbating,,,,,,, your ears ,,, who's that who's there lol

 

[masterslave00]

Have not.

LMHYE wished you had? Or two guys if you’re a woman?

No, because I have done that.

LMHYE spent Valentine's Day with someone else than your SO?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No, because I have done that.

LMHYE spent Valentine's Day with someone else than your SO?

Interestingly enough, one year we accidentally scheduled a major interview for a job candidate. We typically take them out for dinner and I was in charge of the dinner.
(a) SO was not happy with me. (b) We sat down and I'm pretty sure the waitstaff thought we were gay, until my colleague shows up to join us. Then I'm pretty sure they didn't know what to think. I guess a gay threesome. (c) we didn't end up getting them, and I suspect making them come for a full day interview on VD was part of it....

LMHYE given a valentine to a colleague at work pretending it was just fun while thinking, but I am really attracted to you?

 

[BongoGal]

LMHYE given a valentine to a colleague at work pretending it was just fun while thinking, but I am really attracted to you?

No. Not my style.

LM,HYE have had the distinct impression that someone you were talking to was somewhat flustered because he or she was sexually aroused?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No. Not my style.

LM,HYE have had the distinct impression that someone you were talking to was somewhat flustered because he or she was sexually aroused?

not anywhere other than Lit. And usually there it's because I've been trying to get them aroused. So I'll flip it...

LM, HYE been sexually aroused while talking to someone and gotten kind of tongue tied?

 

[awired50]

not anywhere other than Lit. And usually there it's because I've been trying to get them aroused. So I'll flip it...

LM, HYE been sexually aroused while talking to someone and gotten kind of tongue tied?

Yes.

LMHYE came without touch?

 

[BongoGal]

LM, HYE been sexually aroused while talking to someone and gotten kind of tongue tied?

Yes. Sort of. I don't think I ever devolved into a stuttering mess, but I did have to mind myself.

LM,HYE answered the phone and had some sort of conversation while in the middle of sex?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes.

LMHYE came without touch?

Not really, no.

Yes. Sort of. I don't think I ever devolved into a stuttering mess, but I did have to mind myself.

LM,HYE answered the phone and had some sort of conversation while in the middle of sex?

LOL...no, I have not. I don't think I could do that, I'm (a) not really very good at multi-tasking, (b) quite vocal sexyally and most important, (c) way too clutzy to be able to do much sexually while also holding a phone...

LM, HYE worked to sexually distract your partner while they talked on the phone (to their mom! )...or anyone?

 

[awired50]

Not really, no.


LOL...no, I have not. I don't think I could do that, I'm (a) not really very good at multi-tasking, (b) quite vocal sexyally and most important, (c) way too clutzy to be able to do much sexually while also holding a phone...

LM, HYE worked to sexually distract your partner while they talked on the phone (to their mom! )...or anyone?

Yep

LMHYE had sex while on the phone?

 

[Foolhen]

Yes. Sort of. I don't think I ever devolved into a stuttering mess, but I did have to mind myself.

LM,HYE answered the phone and had some sort of conversation while in the middle of sex?

Not in the middle of sex, per se, but I did once answer a call from my mother as I was getting ready to have sex with my girlfriend. It wouldn't have been a big deal except that the conversation dragged on an on so my girlfriend got impatient and started teasing me. She came in and out of my bedroom (talking to my roommate while she was out) and each time she would tease me by exposing her breasts and actually rubbing her nipples in my face as I was trying to talk. I should add that she had "perfect" 36C breasts with large, dark nipples and I ended up sucking on one of them while my mother talked on into the phone. The final straw was when she came in, closed the door, pulled down her pants and bent over the bed so she could wiggle her bare ass at me. I pulled down my pants with one hand and started rubbing my very bare and very hard cock against her ass crack while desperately trying to end the conversation. Finally I made up and excuse and hung up while plunging my cock deep into my girlfriend from behind. She got a very hard fucking in the way that she liked it best.

LM, HYE paid or given something to a former lover in exchange for sex?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Not in the middle of sex, per se, but I did once answer a call from my mother as I was getting ready to have sex with my girlfriend. It wouldn't have been a big deal except that the conversation dragged on an on so my girlfriend got impatient and started teasing me. She came in and out of my bedroom (talking to my roommate while she was out) and each time she would tease me by exposing her breasts and actually rubbing her nipples in my face as I was trying to talk. I should add that she had "perfect" 36C breasts with large, dark nipples and I ended up sucking on one of them while my mother talked on into the phone. The final straw was when she came in, closed the door, pulled down her pants and bent over the bed so she could wiggle her bare ass at me. I pulled down my pants with one hand and started rubbing my very bare and very hard cock against her ass crack while desperately trying to end the conversation. Finally I made up and excuse and hung up while plunging my cock deep into my girlfriend from behind. She got a very hard fucking in the way that she liked it best.

LM, HYE paid or given something to a former lover in exchange for sex?

You mean after we broke up? And then gave something? To get post break up sex? no.

LM, HYE ever given a lover a second chance?

 

[awired50]

You mean after we broke up? And then gave something? To get post break up sex? no.

LM, HYE ever given a lover a second chance?

Yes.

LMHYE had revenge sex with an ex?

 

[BongoGal]

LM, HYE ever given a lover a second chance?

If the question is whether or not I have had sex with an ex, then the answer is yes.

LM,HYE turned down an ex who was looking for sex?

 

[base10]

If the question is whether or not I have had sex with an ex, then the answer is yes.

LM,HYE turned down an ex who was looking for sex?

Yes, not worth brining it back up again to accept the proposition

LM, have you ever reached out to a former partner for sex after a long gap of not speaking with them

 

[awired50]

If the question is whether or not I have had sex with an ex, then the answer is yes.

LM,HYE turned down an ex who was looking for sex?

Yes.

LMHYE left someone hanging during sex?

 

[awired50]

Yes, not worth brining it back up again to accept the proposition

LM, have you ever reached out to a former partner for sex after a long gap of not speaking with them

No.

LMHYE broken a condom?

 

[masterslave00]

If the question is whether or not I have had sex with an ex, then the answer is yes.

LM,HYE turned down an ex who was looking for sex?

NO, I've accepted that and enjoyed it very much.

LMHYE been fucking your ex regularly behind her new SO's back?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

NO, I've accepted that and enjoyed it very much.

LMHYE been fucking your ex regularly behind her new SO's back?

Nope, not at all.

LM, HYE gone to a zoom "friends" group and wondered, "why am I here?"

 

[n8Romantic]

Nope, not at all.

LM, HYE gone to a zoom "friends" group and wondered, "why am I here?"

Never, but have felt that way in many in-person meetings.

LM, HYE gone down on a woman you just met and found she was on her period?