Like Me, Have You Ever

Yes, don’t know how late but a lot and I’ve done it many times.

LMHYE fantasized about fictional characters while masturbating?
Can't say that I have.

LMHYE orgasmed while receiving a table dance in a strip club?
 
No... but I've been perilously close.

LMHYE received handjobs in a car in broad daylight?
Yes. While driving. Slowly. With people walking on both sides of the car.

LMHYE cum all over your clothes while being given a handjob in your car with pedestrians looking in?
 
Yes. While driving. Slowly. With people walking on both sides of the car.

LMHYE cum all over your clothes while being given a handjob in your car with pedestrians looking in?
Well, um...I've cum on myself and some clothing during a handjob in a car. No watching pedestrians though.

LM, HYE had an orgasm while fully clothed?
 
No

Like me, have you ever been walked in on having sex?
I have not. Had someone knock on the door and interrupt us during sex, but didn’t walk in on us.

Like me, have you ever practiced kissing on an inanimate object?
 
I have not. Had someone knock on the door and interrupt us during sex, but didn’t walk in on us.

Like me, have you ever practiced kissing on an inanimate object?
Embarrassingly, yes. I used to kiss a poster I had. I won't say who the woman in the poster was. 😁

LMHYE had a relative walk in on you while you were showering and start to get in with you?
 
Embarrassingly, yes. I used to kiss a poster I had. I won't say who the woman in the poster was. 😁

LMHYE had a relative walk in on you while you were showering and start to get in with you?
I’m assuming you mean blood relative, and not my wife. If so then the answer is no.

Like me have you ever touched yourself sexually with family in close proximity?
 
I used to kiss a poster I had. I won't say who the woman in the poster was.
Madeleine Albright?
Like me have you ever touched yourself sexually with family in close proximity?
Yes, long rides while alone in the backseats of cars can be very boring.
LM,HYE kissed a cousin?
Nothing beyond a chaste familial kiss.

LM,HYE had more than fifteen years pass between having sexual relations with someone in particular?
 
Madeleine Albright?

Yes, long rides while alone in the backseats of cars can be very boring.

Nothing beyond a chaste familial kiss.

LM,HYE had more than fifteen years pass between having sexual relations with someone in particular?
I have not.

Like me have you ever masturbated outdoors?
 
Yes, I have sprayed the shrubs with my cum.

LM, HYE masturbated and cum secretly while your roommate's girlfriend was in the room?
Physically in the room with me? No. In the same apartment while I was masturbating? Most likely.

Like me have you ever heard a roommate having sex?
 
Physically in the room with me? No. In the same apartment while I was masturbating? Most likely.

Like me have you ever heard a roommate having sex?
Roommate? No, through a dorm wall, absolutely.

LM, HYE have you ever masturbated listening to someone you know having sex (through the wall or something?)
 
Roommate? No, through a dorm wall, absolutely.

LM, HYE have you ever masturbated listening to someone you know having sex (through the wall or something?)
Have not had the opportunity but definitely would.

Like me have you ever tried to sneak a peek of someone naked?
 
Have not had the opportunity but definitely would.

Like me have you ever tried to sneak a peek of someone naked?
Too many times to count.

Like me, have you ever had an edging session interrupted by Jehovahs Witness and after seeing two pretty ladies waiting there opened the door sporting a massive hard-on bulge?
 
Too many times to count.

Like me, have you ever had an edging session interrupted by Jehovahs Witness and after seeing two pretty ladies waiting there opened the door sporting a massive hard-on bulge?
No, but I could tell other stories about JWs...

LMHYE had a GF who let you fuck her asshole but not her pussy since she was religious and wanted to stay virgin until the wedding night?
 
Definitely not (I'm only in my 40s). Maybe 20 years from now??

LM,HYE dated or fooled around with someone more than 20 years older?
 
Yes and I still remember the blue teddy she wore.

LMHYE gone hunting with a rifle?
I have, though I lost interest in hunting around the age of 15.

LYMHE had a partner who wanted you to use something really, really dangerous on him/her during sex? My experience was a woman who wanted me to fuck her with the barrel of a pistol with a round in the chamber and the safety off. I refused.
 
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