Like Me, Have You Ever

[Nightspeed]

Yeah, absolutely, particularly when young and had to improvise with space and time...

LMHYE had sex with a virgin?

No, and have never wanted to. I actually prefer partners who've practically lost count of the people they've had sex with over the years.

LMHYE turn down the chance to finally have sex with someone you've lusted after for YEARS? I did, once. We were roaring drunk and I suddenly became chivalrous and told her I wanted to do it while we were sober so we'd know if there were any real feelings between us. She didn't speak to me for a year.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Nope. I lost my last job on February 28, 2007. CVs weren't really a thing then and now I can't work.
LMHYE been in a mentally or emotionally abusive relationship?

Sorry to hear that. Thankfully not re the abusive relationship, however my mother wouldn't buy fish and chips sometimes on a Friday. Sorry.

LMHYE called yourself John Smith when questioned by the police?

 

[Nightspeed]

Sorry to hear that. Thankfully not re the abusive relationship, however my mother wouldn't buy fish and chips sometimes on a Friday. Sorry.

LMHYE called yourself John Smith when questioned by the police?

No, but I have convinced college security guards I was either waiting on a ride because I was drunk or that I was lost.

LMHYE had a psychotic break with reality and fully believed the delusions that developed? I have.

 

[georgerb]

Definitely not (I'm only in my 40s). Maybe 20 years from now??

LM,HYE dated or fooled around with someone more than 20 years older?

Yep….but I was pretty young (by Lit standards) when it happened.

LM, HYE “assisted” that other attached spouse with their needs when they asked?

 

[awired50]

Yep….but I was pretty young (by Lit standards) when it happened.

LM, HYE “assisted” that other attached spouse with their needs when they asked?

Yes.

LMHYE been caught pleasuring yourself?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes.

LMHYE been caught pleasuring yourself?

Not in a long time. But yeah, once or twice as a kid.

LM, HYE spent too much time on Lit during work?

 

[awired50]

Not in a long time. But yeah, once or twice as a kid.

LM, HYE spent too much time on Lit during work?

Yes.

LMHYE been caught in the middle of an orgasm?

 

[cubbyfire04]

Yes.

LMHYE been caught in the middle of an orgasm?

A few times.

LMHYE been caught having sex by police/security?

 

[awired50]

A few times.

LMHYE been caught having sex by police/security?

Yes. Parking.

LMHYE posed for a nude shoot?

 

[Dalelaw2164]

LMHYE been getting it on with your girlfriend on the antique bed in your second floor bedroom when suddenly the whole corner of it collapsed loudly onto the floor… right above the kitchen where your two workmates/roommates were hanging out…

 

[ICM8781]

LMHYE been getting it on with your girlfriend on the antique bed in your second floor bedroom when suddenly the whole corner of it collapsed loudly onto the floor… right above the kitchen where your two workmates/roommates were hanging out…

Not specifically that, but I have broken a bed once or twice.

LMHYE Deny you were going to hook up with someone at a party despite the that becoming the goal and eventually doing it anyway?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Not specifically that, but I have broken a bed once or twice.

LMHYE Deny you were going to hook up with someone at a party despite the that becoming the goal and eventually doing it anyway?

Nope.

LM, HYE wished you could meet someone from a porn video?

 

[Dashabout]

Nope.

LM, HYE wished you could meet someone from a porn video?

Not really tho we would sometime make comments about how much fun it might be to meet some.

LMHYE had sex in a movie theater?

 

[Filipinawife]

Yes in the back row with a guy I was dating.

LMHYE sucked off a stranger in the bathroom at a night club?

 

[Nightspeed]

Not really tho we would sometime make comments about how much fun it might be to meet some.

LMHYE had sex in a movie theater?

Does a handjob count? If so, then yes.

LMHYE Have you and a partner been arguing and fighting all night and continue to do it while fucking?

 

[Filipinawife]

Ha ha no once we get to sex we kinda just enjoy it.

LMHYE walked along a beach nude?

 

[Nightspeed]

Ha ha no once we get to sex we kinda just enjoy it.

LMHYE walked along a beach nude?

If the sandbar of a river counts, then yes. I've never seen the ocean.

LMHYE Met someone that just seethed with a sexual energy so powerful it was mesmerizing?

 

[Filipinawife]

Yes, a couple of times. One a guy in a bar we were instantly attracted to each other. Another time a Greek you I escorted with he was so full on. Exhausted me.

LMHYE got paid for sex?

 

[Nightspeed]

Yes, a couple of times. One a guy in a bar we were instantly attracted to each other. Another time a Greek you I escorted with he was so full on. Exhausted me.

LMHYE got paid for sex?

No. Dammit...LOL

LMHYE used someone's attraction to you for your own selfish purposes? (Not just sexually, but other things as well).

 

[Dashabout]

No. Dammit...LOL

LMHYE used someone's attraction to you for your own selfish purposes? (Not just sexually, but other things as well).

Yes, have made some nice trades for services.

LMHYE regretted doing something sexual after the fact?

 

[Nightspeed]

Yes, have made some nice trades for services.

LMHYE regretted doing something sexual after the fact?

I have a few times, many years ago. At that time in my life, I didn't regret anything at all, but I was a vastly different person then.

LMHYE had your chance to be with someone ruined when a friend butted in (for any reason whatsoever)?

 

[shortskirtuk]

Yes in the back row with a guy I was dating.

LMHYE sucked off a stranger in the bathroom at a night club?

Yes. He followed me into the ladies room and had me on my knees sucking him off. omg very nearly got caught.

LMHYE eaten another girl in front of your bf

 

[rushman1uk]

Yes. He followed me into the ladies room and had me on my knees sucking him off. omg very nearly got caught.

LMHYE eaten another girl in front of your bf

Yes, we're both bisexual and are always looking for meets.

LMHYE, watched your husband/boyfriend with another guy

 

[hopeful_wife]

LMHYE, watched your husband/boyfriend with another guy

I've not. My husband isn't interested in sex with anyone, unfortunately.

LM, HYE accidentally discovered a new kink while doing something innocuous?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I've not. My husband isn't interested in sex with anyone, unfortunately.

LM, HYE accidentally discovered a new kink while doing something innocuous?

Actually no. I'm intrigued. I mean, I kind of discovered a new kink once while surfing porn (maybe more of a fetish). LOL

LM, HYE realized how incredibly vanilla you are as you surf through porn? (e.g. rule 34).