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LMHYE looked at the things you posted when you first joined Lit and been embarrassed for yourself? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
I've been here too long...the posts are lost in the mists of time and too many brain cells killed...
That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it. *nods* (but yeah...I'm sure I would be...and especially some PMS....)

LM, HYE drunk posted and then read them the next day?
 
I've been here too long...the posts are lost in the mists of time and too many brain cells killed...
That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it. *nods* (but yeah...I'm sure I would be...and especially some PMS....)

LM, HYE drunk posted and then read them the next day?
Omg yes! Just like drunk texting but kind of worse!

LMHYE posted while falling asleep and had folks think you poofed a photo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
 
Omg yes! Just like drunk texting but kind of worse!

LMHYE posted while falling asleep and had folks think you poofed a photo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Nope. No one would care whether or not I poofed a photo, though I can see where you might have people upset they missed yours.

LMHYE come very close to, or had, someone slam into the back of your car on a highway because you slammed on the brakes when a dog suddenly darted in front of you?
 
LMHYE come very close to, or had, someone slam into the back of your car on a highway because you slammed on the brakes when a dog suddenly darted in front of you?
No, thank goodness.

LM,HYE been pretty sure that some people in a car driving near you were having some sort of sexual encounter?
 
No, thank goodness.

LM,HYE been pretty sure that some people in a car driving near you were having some sort of sexual encounter?
Yeah. A few times. I once watched a guy pick up a girl on the street, pull into a nearby parking lot and get a blowjob. Then she popped out of the car like it was nothing.

LM, HYE got caught having a sexual encounter in the car?
 
Yeah. A few times. I once watched a guy pick up a girl on the street, pull into a nearby parking lot and get a blowjob. Then she popped out of the car like it was nothing.

LM, HYE got caught having a sexual encounter in the car?
Yes, back seat in HS.

LMHYE gave someone else an orgasm at your workplace?
 
Yes multiple ocassions during uni days.

LM, HYE masturbated to a picture of your ex partner with their new partner? Yes for me, the idea of them having sex was just too much of a turn on for me.
No.

LMHYE re-connected with a past sexual partner?
 
Yes, once with my ex-wife in a weak moment

LMHYE spent an entire day with a prostate massager inserted?
 
LMHYE spent an entire day with a prostate massager inserted?
No. That would be a waste of my time.

LM,HYE made someone upset because you hooked up with his or her best friend after that someone hit on you first?
 
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No. That would be a waste of my time.

LM,HYE made someone upset because you hooked up with his or her best friend after that someonee hit on you first?
Well, no, closest is that apparently I dated the wrong sister in HS for a brief period of time.

LM, HYE used dirty words for passwords at very official places?
 
Well, no, closest is that apparently I dated the wrong sister in HS for a brief period of time.

LM, HYE used dirty words for passwords at very official places?
Yes. Was embarrassed by that after some issues with the server.

LMHYE had a regular cyber friend?
 
I have not. Canโ€™your wifeโ€™s sister take a secret to her grave?

LMHYE, if you havenโ€™t already, seriously thought about being non-monogamous in your relationship?
 
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I have definitely had an unexpressed crush on a friend of my husbands, alas no actual fun

LM, HYE fantasised about cheating on your partner simply for the thrill, to feel desirable?
Yes, actually done this to feel desirable.

LM, HYE had an unexpected threesome with a couple you met in an overcrowded restaurant.

(I was on a business trip far away from home. The only restaurant in town was filled to the brim. I was alone and sat at a table big enough for four people. This couple joined me at the table. After a while and too much wine she started to flirt with me. They invited me over to their place for a night cap. I had my first threesome that night, and my first experience of sucking another man's cock till he ejaculated while his wife watched. Then she fucked my brains out.)
 
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