Like Me, Have You Ever

On honeymoon my husband hired a couple of fishermen to find us a quiet beach. He loved showing me off on the boat on the return journey.

LMHYE given a guy a bj in a nightclub
I would love to see a picture of you in “stripping for likes” and then show us a photo of you naked if you get 200 likes.
 
LM,HYE found yourself looking up exactly how far away another state or country is after making friends with people here?
I have. And I've driven that far also. Even for G-rated stuff.

LMHYE helped out a long distance friend?
 
Have not.

LMHYE had sex on a NOT nude beach (under cover) when there were people around?
 
LMHYE had sex on a NOT nude beach (under cover) when there were people around?
No, and it is exceedingly unlikely to ever happen.

LM,HYE had sex with someone the day after breaking up with him/her?
 
Oh. Not yet. That is an interesting place. Got to be quick for that one.

LM,HYE had to masterbate as part of a game or losing a bet?
 
No. That's something I'm sure I'd remember quite well if it ever happened.

LM,HYE secretly observed someone masturbating?
No. Though I would be open/into it if a non-creepy opportunity arose.

LM,HYM accidentally found a kink? (I wasn't looking for it, I tripped over it.)
 
LM,HYM accidentally found a kink? (I wasn't looking for it, I tripped over it.)
The closest I can come to that is finding out to my surprise that having my toes sucked felt better than expected. I liked it...and I never experienced it again.

LM,HYE had anyone think you were joking with your sexual advances toward him/her?
 
The closest I can come to that is finding out to my surprise that having my toes sucked felt better than expected. I liked it...and I never experienced it again.

LM,HYE had anyone think you were joking with your sexual advances toward him/her?
Yes it has happened.

HYE joked off rejection of your sexual advances?
 
Nope. Never played strip poker. I did play strip Trivial Pursuit, however, with an overconfident fellow.

LM,HYE had sex with someone who would late become famous?
LMAO....that's awesome!

Nope...no famous former lovers here....that's cool though!

LM, HYE purchased a sex toy from a brick and mortar sex store?
 
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