Like Me, Have You Ever

No.

LMHYE asked your good friend to fuck your girlfriend because she constantly thought about him having his way with her?
 
Yes - in a vacant karaoke room - truly an accident but she made me finish anyway.

LMHYE been caught cheating by your spouse or significant other?
 
Yes, but the others didn't know, she was quiet!

LMHYE fucked a friend just once, and continued the friendship like nothing happened?
 
No

LMHYE made someone cum in a theater?
Yes, multiple times, and went down on her plenty too. Late teens, nowhere else to go 😂
Yes.

LMHYE skinny dipped in a hotel pool
No
Yes, in a cinema, my husband

LM, Have you ever tried double vaignal pentration?
No
No

No. I have received a double BJ

LMHYE been naked outside of your hotel room?
Yes, on balcony

LMHYE been drunk and gone sleep walking outside the hotel room...naked as the day you were born...
 
Yes

LMHYE tried to rent a room for sex, but sold out and had to fuck outside on the grass instead? (Lived in a small enough town and it was 3am 😂)
 
Not quite, depending on what you consider ’sex’ and how you count I think I topped out at three, though if you include heavy-petting in cuddle puddles it’s a lot more.


LMHYE had someone ask you to pretend to be their partner so other people would stop hitting on them?

(It used to happen to me a lot!)
Once in the military. A random woman, very attractive, walked up and mouthed "help" and behind her was this infatuated looking guy. I immediately said, loudly, "I TOLD YOU THAT IF YOU WANTED TO DANCE, THEN DANCE BUT I AM HERE TO DRINK BEER WITH THE GUYS". The guy turned and walked away and I ended up watching her purse for the rest of the night while she danced.
 
No

LMHYE rented a room just for sex?
Oh yes. In Belize with a woman I had known for awhile. The hotel I was in was very strict about occupancy and wouldn't let her in so we found a place that charged by the hour.
 
Oh yes. In Belize with a woman I had known for awhile. The hotel I was in was very strict about occupancy and wouldn't let her in so we found a place that charged by the hour.
Don't forget to ask a question to keep it going

LMHYE found your parents karma sutra book?
 
Nope. Pretty sure they didn’t have one.

LMHYE Looked at your friends Dads Playboy magazines he left on the nightstand?
 
Not so much his playboy, it was my friend's parents Adam and Eve magazine.


LMHYE driven down the highway/road and fingered your passenger (my wife, but we were engaged at the time) to an orgasm?
 
Not so much his playboy, it was my friend's parents Adam and Eve magazine.


LMHYE driven down the highway/road and fingered your passenger (my wife, but we were engaged at the time) to an orgasm?
Have been fingered as a passenger but not to the point of orgasm sadly (one for the list though!)

LMHYE fucked your boss/previous boss?
 
Oh yes. In Belize with a woman I had known for awhile. The hotel I was in was very strict about occupancy and wouldn't let her in so we found a place that charged by the hour.
Oops, sorry. LMHYE run naked through a public place.
 
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