Like Me, Have You Ever

[RIPAphrodite]

Yes, chocking

LMHYE Have you walked up to a stranger at a bus stop and said “Hi, do you want to fuck me?”

(Mine was, I was at this shitty bus stop in Liverpool and this big muscular guy with loads of tattoos turned up.

He looked like a thug or someone that had done time tbh and the type of guy you’d run away from.

His cargo pants couldn’t hide the fact he clearly had a massive cock

It was just us at the bus stop and I was breathing heavily and before I knew it I was creaming myself like a slut

It was a really hot day and I’d just broken up with my boyfriend at the time

So being a little vixen I walked right up to him and looked him straight in the eye and said

“Hi, do you want to fuck me daddy?”

Needless to say he didn’t need any convincing…and we ended up fucking in somebody’s back garden

 

[masterslave00]

Yes, chocking

LMHYE Have you walked up to a stranger at a bus stop and said “Hi, do you want to fuck me?”

(Mine was, I was at this shitty bus stop in Liverpool and this big muscular guy with loads of tattoos turned up.

He looked like a thug or someone that had done time tbh and the type of guy you’d run away from.

His cargo pants couldn’t hide the fact he clearly had a massive cock

It was just us at the bus stop and I was breathing heavily and before I knew it I was creaming myself like a slut

It was a really hot day and I’d just broken up with my boyfriend at the time

So being a little vixen I walked right up to him and looked him straight in the eye and said

“Hi, do you want to fuck me daddy?”

Needless to say he didn’t need any convincing…and we ended up fucking in somebody’s back garden

No - and being male, it would have to be "do you want me to fuck you?"

LMHYE hooked up with sweet MILF at the hotel bar and went with her to her home only to find out she was dominatrix with fully equipped dungeon? (happened to me when attending a conference in in Munich - that's when I lost my anal cherry to her strap on many years ago)

 

[Azuldrgon]

No - and being male, it would have to be "do you want me to fuck you?"

LMHYE hooked up with sweet MILF at the hotel bar and went with her to her home only to find out she was dominatrix with fully equipped dungeon? (happened to me when attending a conference in in Munich - that's when I lost my anal cherry to her strap on many years ago)

I wish....lol

LMHYE been called a clinger by a friend?

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE masturbated thinking of a friend?

 

[Anononly1992]

No

LMHYE masturbated thinking of a friend?

Yes, lots of times

LMHYE has a friend tell you they masturbated over you?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE told someone you masturbated thinking of them?

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes

Not LMHYE told them that and they helped you masturbate to the real thing?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE had an ongoing cyber experience?

 

[Anononly1992]

NICE, a great friend!

No, seen 'cyber experience ' on here a few times, not sure what it means to be honest

LMHYE masturbated secretly watching people have sex through their window?

 

[awired50]

No

Cybering is masturbating with someone online.

LMHYE wanted to cxyber with someone but did not get the chance?

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes, definitely a box I'd like to tick off

LMHYE gotten too drunk and we're not sure if you fucked that one night stand, so ye go again to make sure

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE got laid on the first date?

 

[Anononly1992]

No

LMHYE got laid on the first date?

Yes

LMHYE had revenge sex?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE hooked up with an ex
?

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes

LMHYE hooked up with an ex
?

Yes (closely linked questions, those )

LMHYE has break up sex?

 

[awired50]

Yes

LMHYE had sex with a friend's GF or BF?

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes

LMHYE had sex with your ex's best friend?

 

[awired50]

No


LMHYE made someone cum in a moving vehicle?

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes

LMHYE gotten oral sex while driving?

(Nearly crashed and was pulled over by the cops for swerving )

 

[awired50]

Yes and was seen by some guys ina taller truck. They agged her on.

LMHYE kissed stranger?

 

[Anononly1992]

Yes

LMHYE kissed and fingered a stranger in a club? (To be fair, I saw her go around the dance floor with multiple guys and I wanted a go , she had about 13 hands in her pussy before me. Looking back, wish I had the confidence to ask her to fuck in the bathroom or out in the alley)

 

[Terrylipstick]

I enjoy the "Have You Ever..." threads, but there is an aspect missing, I think: whether or not the person asking the question has ever done the thing being asked.

Now, you don't have to have done the deed to ask the question. We just want to know if you have. Tell us, yes or no.

Oh, and "bonus points" for details.

So, LMHYE...

Had sex with someone less than 10 minutes after having met them for the first time?

(Mine was a guy who'd been eying me at a dance club. We finally danced (one song) and went outside to fuck in the backseat of my car. Hey, I was horny!)

If you mean, besides an arranged hookup? Yes. A guy I met in aa ABS booth. We went across the street, to a hotel, got naked, and took it from there

 

[Lost_Writer01]

If you mean, besides an arranged hookup? Yes. A guy I met in aa ABS booth. We went across the street, to a hotel, got naked, and took it from there

In the absence of a LMHYE above, I’ll restart.

LMHYE got into romantic entanglements at work?

 

[awired50]

No

LMHYE walked in on someone having sex?

 

[Terrylipstick]

In the absence of a LMHYE above, I’ll restart.

LMHYE got into romantic entanglements at sorry