Litmerick

As I rapidly thrust into you
thereby enjoying the view
filling your tunnel of love
watching you from above
I'm ready to cum when you do!
 
Harder harder I cried
As you hurt me deep deep inside
Oh master go faster
I need such a blaster
I am vunerable wanting and tied
 
As she laid there, bound in ties
her tits exactly right size
he rammed into her
fast like a blur
and sended her right to the skies!
 
Oh master I feel so good
My clitty has burst from its hood
Ive creamed on my finger
So long it did linger
You did everything just how you should
 
Licking her nippels I smiled,
thinking she likes to be wild,
so I'll just go on
until she's done
and thereby fully beguiled.
 
She knew now he wouldnt dump her
While feeling under her jumper
He'd rip it off quick
And give a quick lick
Before leaping onboard to hump her.
 
He wouldn't stop with a lick
he had just to show her a trick
so he played with her clit
then went on to her tit
and finally rammed in his dick.
 
You've worn me out sir with your rumba
So if you have any more lumber
Do what you will
While I'm perfectly still
I'll try not to snore while I slumber.
 
You won't sleep for long
when I decide to go on
I'll show you joy
with or without a toy
until you hear heaven's song!
 
Shy Melinda required some advice
about one very special device
she'd gotten at Yule.
It was thick as a mule.
Her sis tested it out for her twice.
 
Melinda then asked Pandora
If she would test it out for her
Pandora tried twice
Then went for thrice
Asked for return would just ignore her.
 
Shy Melinda did ask
her sis for that task
then happily undressed
for her familiar guest.
Sis agreed and added ... a flask.
 
"I've a boyfriend," she told her old friend
When he kissed her. She knew she would end
Up with him in her bed,
And when spread, she just said,
"Being true's something new to pretend."
 
"I've a girlfriend" he answered her
"she lives right over there"
he entered her then
again and again
"I thought I'd tell you to be fair"
 
Mel's beau shaved her nether bits bare
from her pelvic bone to derierre.
She expected a scold
from her mum when she told,
but mum said, "Least he didn't use Nair."
 
Ah! Thanks!

So Mel showed all to her friend
who took pics and in secret did send
them to her own lover
who said "Oh, I hover,
should I ask you or her to bend?"
 
She opened those lily white lips
By shaking and wiggling her hips
Put it here if you dare
But I'd rather was there
Chocolate not honey dips
 
As a vampire, she knows how to wink,
Make her men, for a change, try to think
How to get her in bed.
"I give really great head."
As they cream, she will bite down and drink.

I have been watching some vampire movies lately, like Buffy, the Vampire Slayer and Dracula, Dead and Loving It. I'd blame the kids for bringing these into the house, but they aren't old enough to appreciate vampires.
 
Her bloodless skin was white like a dove
when she closed the door with a mighty shove
to be alone with him
and ready for sin
Then they entered her coffin and started make love
 
Nice one, RoniB. Stab all you want, just don't use a wooden stake through the vampire's heart.


In the casket, she's in her home nest.
Then at night, she will prowl with the rest
Of the girls at the bar
Where men need not go far
To be sucked by their last and their best.
 
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