Litmerick

[PandoraGlitters]

He scrubbed on the rug at the spot
where he'd fingered his mistress 'till hot.
She smiled as he cleaned,
in his apron, demeaned,
answering if he may come, "You may not."

 

[Tarakin]

The men do like when this angel sings
and when she spreads her angelic wings
her voice is so sweet
like a tiny bird's tweet
they listen and hope to tempt her to sins.

 

[Tarakin]

Merry christmas to Litmerickanians! Have some nice days!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

The very best to you too long may the limericks continue xx

 

[FifthFlower]

Merry Christmas to all of you!


"Merry Christmas," she said with a wink,
And a giggle, that make her man think
If he'd just use his head
He could get her in bed.
All she's wearing is thin, sheer and pink.

 

[Tarakin]

He dressed like Santa the kind
with naughty thoughts in his mind.
When she confessed she had sinned
he merely grinned
then took her from behind.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

He wished her a happy new year
Oh sir I don't want it there
I'm not your own wife
Will cause terrible strife
And discomfort in my derriere.

 

[FifthFlower]

She went out with her friends New Year's Eve,
Told her man he would have to believe
She'd be good and stay pure,
But if not, she'll make sure
They wear condoms so she won't conceive.

 

[Tarakin]

She really tried to stay pure
but he seemed to be such a lure
she had to find out
without any doubt
and he gave her a thoroughly tour.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Now this little bit
Is your clit aghhhhhhhh stuff the rest !!!!!!

 

[Tarakin]

Now this little bit
Is your clit aghhhhhhhh stuff the rest !!!!!!

You may end this with "into her slit"

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oooooooooooh!

 

[Tarakin]

Now this little bit
is your sweet, sweet clit?
He asked her,
feeling her fur,
then gently entered her slit.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

She cried out with passion and pain
As he entered again and again
Her virginal slit
Now open and split
Upon the bed where they were lain.

 

[Tarakin]

hmmm...

He entered again and again
doing his magic arcane
in her honey pot
she was juicy and hot
and her joy was heard till maine!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Sire she said I hope you dont mind
And I'm sure you won't being terribly kind
But my pussy is bare
With no trace of hair
And the same goes for my little behind.

 

[Tarakin]

He loved it when she called him her sire
it did really set him on fire
so he took her once more
in front and back door
fullfilling her every desire

 

[UnderYourSpell]

He gathered her into his arms
Spread her wide and displayed all her charms
Said I have a fancy
With my sister Nancy
Then brother Fred from the farms.

 

[Tarakin]

He gathered her into his arms
Spread her wide and displayed all her charms
Said I have a fancy
With my sister Nancy
Then brother Fred from the farms.

They both are waiting next door
I'll call and lay you on the floor
and while they do strip
in your pussy I'll dip
and then we will have fun, all four!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Held wide open upon the floor
Never felt female lips before
Nancy parted her slit
And sucked on her clit
And Fred shoved up behind to her core.

 

[Tarakin]

When Nancy's tongue was kind
he slipped toward her behind
"While you're serving pleasure
to her girly treasure
I'll fuck you, you don't mind?"

 

[FifthFlower]

Lovely limerick chain!


The bad vampire was looking for fun,
And some blood, now their dancing was done.
Then her period came.
Tasty blood is the same.
She could stab him, but he's just begun.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Enter me now I am hot
Your rhyming has just hit the spot
My clitty is burning
I've got such a yearning
Either mouth or my pussy or bot!

 

[Tarakin]

Your sweet clitty is burning, poor girl?
Then I just have to get you to whirl!
I'll play with your cunt
untill you just grunt
and I'll shape your hot body into a curl!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Oh god it's way far too large
As you gather for your final charge
Restrained I just scream
While my cunt fills with cream
Forced by a cock the size of a barge.