Lord Pmann wants to discuss Brianna38

[85Ironman]

What’s a pejazzel? Wait I take that back. I don’t want to know

Take it to the "things to never Google thread", please.

 

[Trekka]

Chocolate moulds would be nice. For posterity, I mean.

Cream-filled.

 

[SassySheDevil]

What’s a pejazzel? Wait I take that back. I don’t want to know

Amber is now putting together all her jewels to show you her favorite designs.

I'm kind of wondering how that glitter glue/hold feels on Pubic hair.

 

[ydahecnot]

C’mon, we’re supposed to be mourning here!

 

[SassySheDevil]

C’mon, we’re supposed to be mourning here!

I'm crying on the inside...
While picturing the jewel up the butthole

 

[Taegul]

She's a beautiful singer, and she doesn't want to be up anyone's butthole.

 

[SassySheDevil]

She's a beautiful singer, and she doesn't want to be up anyone's butthole.

How do you know? She might own a pretty impressive strap on.

 

[Taegul]

How do you know? She might own a pretty impressive strap on.

Because I already tried. Repeatedly. Trust me on this one.

 

[Trekka]

C’mon, we’re supposed to be mourning here!

Black pejazzles then. Classy.

 

[ydahecnot]

I'm crying on the inside...
While picturing the jewel up the butthole

“Crying on the inside” sounds kinda hawt

 

[SassySheDevil]

“Crying on the inside” sounds kinda hawt

lol only you!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Bc messaging with women also makes their curiosity or their sexuality not real. Like they're still messaging with women so the other msgs must not mean anything...especially bc they are pretending to be women.

Like maybe its not that deep for everyone but I do think a big % it is.

I guess the pretending to be women part is what’s confusing me.
If they are bi and pretending to be a hot woman to talk to a guy because they can’t deal with it then that makes sense, but if they want to talk to women why not just talk to women?
I feel stupid!

How do you think women seduce each other?

I didn’t think it was with unsolicited boob pics, but now that I know this the world suddenly seems a little sexier.

Right?

@hotwords229_A are you really asking this? What do you think, we send each other random dick pics?

Don’t you talk about tea cozies and stuff first? Then jump in to the naked pics?

Some are into men but not ready to admit it. Some are just trying to get a woman to talk dirty to them, and don’t care if the woman is into them at all. Some are full blown predators trying to score pics or other details with which to exploit people.

Being bi/bi curious also attracts droves of men who want to show me pictures of their wives (without her knowledge) and want me to describe for them what I’d like to do with her. (I would like to tell her that her husband is a jackass, and that he’s showing her private photos to strangers on the internet and to divorce him and keep the house)

This makes the most sense of why a guy would pretend to be a woman.
That’s really the part I was struggling with.
Putting myself in that position I have no idea how it would play out. As we started e-boning, what am I going to say? “Oh baby, my clit is so hard and throbbing! I can feel my ovaries tensing up . . . I’m about to blow my thick, creamy ropes of . . . girl passion all over your face. You really tickle my uterus.”

 

[hotwords229_A]

The bromances blossoming in this thread make me smile.

Do you think they are sending each other naughty bits now to seduce and all that jazz?

My PM box is bursting with cock!

 

[SassySheDevil]

My PM box is bursting with cock!

I will now go to bed with the best dreams ever!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

You made it through 43 pages of this horse shit?!

You’re a trooper, man. That’s pure Lit dedication, and I, for one, am impressed.

I think the main takeaway is “beware the creepers!”

Except for @Diosax — she welcomes the creepers to her inbox. For science. Wild thang.

I can’t wait for @Endless_Night to get back and read these 44 pages. Of course, by the time I finish typing this it will be 67 pages!

 

[KatieDoes]

I guess the pretending to be women part is what’s confusing me.
If they are bi and pretending to be a hot woman to talk to a guy because they can’t deal with it then that makes sense, but if they want to talk to women why not just talk to women?
I feel stupid!

I didn’t think it was with unsolicited boob pics, but now that I know this the world suddenly seems a little sexier.

Don’t you talk about tea cozies and stuff first? Then jump in to the naked pics?

This makes the most sense of why a guy would pretend to be a woman.
That’s really the part I was struggling with.
Putting myself in that position I have no idea how it would play out. As we started e-boning, what am I going to say? “Oh baby, my clit is so hard and throbbing! I can feel my ovaries tensing up . . . I’m about to blow my thick, creamy ropes of . . . girl passion all over your face. You really tickle my uterus.”

Unsolicited pics are not welcome, whether from a man or woman.

Tea cozies? Is that what you think women talk about together?

I think that most of the men pretending to be women are really awful at it. I suspect that it’s easier for a woman to tell the difference? (Because we know that we don’t talk about tea cozies) It’s usually pretty obvious that they’re a fraud. There are a few tells about how women talk to each other privately that they miss.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Tea cozies? Is that what you think women talk about together?

 

[85Ironman]

I’m still trying to work out gizz and jizz and who the heck is Liz.

Jizz. Definitely jizz.

And I think they're talking about LizVegas.

 

[Acktion]

I agree it might look a bit odd. Maybe just the balls? Sparkly balls might add a little ambience

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m still trying to work out gizz and jizz

I know, right? I’m trying to figure it out too while eating my Gif peanut butter and posting this animated Jif.

 

[jaF0]

Y'all still at it?

 

[_Ritch_]

Amber is now putting together all her jewels to show you her favorite designs.

I'm kind of wondering how that glitter glue/hold feels on Pubic hair.

Speaking from experience of actually having sellotape stuck to pubic hair, I can say it isn't pleasant unless you have self-masochistic tendencies.

I would tell you why I ended up in that position, it's very innocent but I have a feeling no one would believe me!

 

[ydahecnot]

Speaking from experience of actually having sellotape stuck to pubic hair, I can say it isn't pleasant unless you have self-masochistic tendencies.

I would tell you why I ended up in that position, it's very innocent but I have a feeling no one would believe me!

Jason Biggs abides

 

[AmberLGreen]

Amber is now putting together all her jewels to show you her favorite designs.

I'm kind of wondering how that glitter glue/hold feels on Pubic hair.

I have some excellent designs in mind but I need to be able to see the size of the area to be decorated

A smooth surface is preferable but for the more rough terrain, the sew on variety of jewels and sequins are preferred. One just weaves them on

 

[_Ritch_]

Jason Biggs abides

No doubt.

I was once bought one of those knitted cock warmers that you see in random novelty shops etc and I thought it'd be hilarious to model it for my first girlfriend...

The trouble is, there was nothing to wrap round my body or any other means of attaching it safely. Me, in my wisdom, decided to tape the edges on and didn't seem to think of the consequences of sticky tape mixing with pubic hair.

Let's say our relationship didn't last too much longer after that. Her sense of humour wasn't the same as mine and on seeing her very disapproving look, I tried to quickly whip it off. I still think the poor girl hasn't got over me yelling every obscenity under the sun whilst trying to quickly whip it off.