Lord Pmann wants to discuss Brianna38
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Go nads!
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This thread is going to drive away good, fun Litsters. I hope y'all happy about that!
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This thread is going to drive away good, fun Litsters. I hope y'all happy about that!
All I wanted is for all of us to “cyber”. Man, woman, emu, whatever.
Don’t blame me. 
Lord Pmann
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I used this stuff when I was in high school once to remove my chest hair. Fuck you 1990s and your unrealistic examples of hairless chests.
Motherfucker.
It was not a cream. It was some kind of greenish clear, honey looking material. You put it on and the hair painlessly removes when you pull if the strip. Bullshit. It nearly ripped my organs out. I bled like a stuck pig.
Fuck Nads.
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Um, the name should have said it all. As in, it will make your nads shrink up inside you when it rips the skin off your body.
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Lucky you were trying for a hair free chest and not smooth balls.
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Scroll to about 5:45.
Look at that shit eating grin on his face. Fuuuuuck that. He’s a liar and I hope all his hairs get lice.
Look at that shit eating grin on his face. Fuuuuuck that. He’s a liar and I hope all his hairs get lice.
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We will require a review.
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Dude!!!! Noooooo! Oh no you didn’t! Oh the horror. I can’t even imagine…
Did I do a spot check? Nope. I stuck the strip in the middle of my chest and just ripped out pretty much all my hair and top layers of skin. I really thought it would be painless.
I had a choice. Look like a skunk or finish. I threw on some Tool in the background, put a washcloth in my mouth and finished the rest. Hurt like hell the whole time and I looked like a Civil War soldier. A smooth one though. These days I embrace the hair.
So, I gave the rest to my best friend and told him it didn’t hurt at all.
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Thumbs up for using Tool to hide the sounds of pain.
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You’re a hard worker, so I’m not surprised you finished the job.
I’ve waxed every part of my body by myself before, and also given birth… it’s debatable which hurt more, in retrospect. My hat is off to you.
Next time you should go to a salon, let a pro do it. It doesn’t hurt at all.
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It didn’t occur to you to shave the rest off?
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It didn’t occur to you to shave the rest off?
Clearly it occurred to you, naughty man.
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Clearly it occurred to you, naughty man.
I’m very resourceful.
ETA: Now that I’m looking at that pic, I think that’s a girl. But you get the idea).
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It didn’t occur to you to shave the rest off?
Literally not until this moment.
Fuck you, hotwords, for making me realize this 20+ years later.
