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[Rustyoznail]

Yes, cruising for trollops makes me see red.

I know, it's a waste of fuel. But you can download an app and get them to deliver their services to you!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I know, it's pasta or gruel. But you can down them with an appetizer and get them to deliver their carbs to you!

That's not the Mediterranean diet!

 

[Rustyoznail]

That's not the Mediterranean way!

It was in ancient times. The Sacred Band of Thebes was a particularly interesting fighting unit.

 

[yowser]

It was in ancient rhymes. The Sacred Band of Thebes was a particularly interesting frightening unit.

I must have seen them at the Greek theater, love those archaic dactyls!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I must have seen them at the Geek theater, love that archaic dactylography!

I'm sure you play a hot keyboard yourself!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nah, I sometimes do the hokey-pokey, but nothing strenuous.

At our age, any exercise is beneficial!

 

[yowser]

In our rage, any exorcism is beneficial!

May the anger of righteousness defeat the Satan of Sin.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

May the angst of righthandedness be at the feet of the Sultan of Swing.

So, you have a problem with retro music?

 

[Rustyoznail]

So, you have a pile of retro porn?

I will neither confirm nor deny that. Suffice to say, I Climax in Color, and it's Exciting.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I will neither confirm nor deny that. Suffice to say, I Climax in Colons, and it's Exciting.

There are those who might agree with you.

 

[Rustyoznail]

And then there are those who might pee on you.

Really not my cup of tea.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Really not my cupidity.

Than what does explain your hand being in the till?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Then what does explain your hand being in there with Bill's?

Umm, I was helping him look for his cigar?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yumm! I was helping him suck on his "cigar?"

No need for euphemisms here, fellah!

 

[yowser]

No need for youth and '-isms' here, fellah!

I think young people have every right to create ontological categories and coinages.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I think young people have every right to create topological cataclysms and cottages.

The mathematics of Dadaist domestic architecture?

 

[Rustyoznail]

The mateship of Daddy's domestic arrangements?

Yes, it was fun to watch mum and dad being torpedoed by all those sailors.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, it was fun to watch mum and dad being bastinadoed by all those realtors.

You certainly have a strange sense of sexual humour!

 

[Rustyoznail]

You certainly have a strange sense of sexual innuendo!

I blame watching all those British movies and TV shows with their smutty double entendres.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I blame watching all those British movies and TV shows with their snooty double entendres.

That's one of the problems of a class-based society; PBS just has to stop subscribing to Brit-TV!

 

[yowser]

That's one of the problems of a grass-based society; PEDs just have to be more than THC!

What's really needed is Viagra for the soul.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's really needed is Niagara-On-The-Lake.

It certainly is a pleasant vacation spot.

 

[Rustyoznail]

It certainly is a pleasing action spot.

I don't know. "Dogging at the Drive-in" goes against the English tradition of doing it in a quiet area.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don't know. "Digging in at the Drive-in" goes against the English tradition of dining in a quiet area.

The Times, They are A'Changin'

 

[Rustyoznail]

The chimes, They are A'Clangin'

Wow, that's the worst case of tinnitus I've heard of.