More "Medicine"

[Guest]

It's sad what this poetry forum has become. I understand now why so many good people have left here. These posts are inflammatory, disrespectful and not funny.

Go play in the Playground people. They are more your speed.

 

[Angeline]

Worth Reviving the Thread

and I always liked this thread anyway, so pfffft to the poster above me with the bad atteetude and here (OT, this one is especially for you, lol):


Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash.
(Read this out loud)

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at the very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

 

[HomerPindar]

LoL, Ang, I have some computer friends who are going to be hanging that one over thier computers...

oh, and some worm bait wanted to ask about renting that space...

HomerPindar

 

[Angeline]

Not...

not...

worrrrmmmm baittttt


is it warm in here?

 

[Rybka]

The poet's dog

A poet, who shall go unnamed, decided to go on a safari in Africa. He
took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the
dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund
discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard
heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having
lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!"

Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more
around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had
me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious
at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see
what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back,
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the
dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet ... and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says, "Where's that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

And that, my friends, is the classic example of when you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffling them with BS!

 

[Guest]

Re: The poet's dog

A poet, who shall go unnamed, decided to go on a safari in Africa. He
took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the
dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund
discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard
heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having
lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!"

Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately
settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more
around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had
me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious
at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see
what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back,
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the
dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet ... and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says, "Where's that monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

And that, my friends, is the classic example of when you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffling them with BS!

Spoken like an academic!!
--Xtaabay

 

[Guest]

Re: Worth Reviving the Thread

and I always liked this thread anyway, so pfffft to the poster above me with the bad atteetude and here (OT, this one is especially for you, lol):


Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash.
(Read this out loud)

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at the very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

I love this!!! I love the way it sounds (plus it's damned funny!). This is one of those poems I'll end up reciting as I jump around the livingroom in rhythm to the words (yeah, I know, I need to get out more). Thanks for sharing this one!!!
--Xtaabay

 

[Angeline]

I love this!!! I love the way it sounds (plus it's damned funny!). This is one of those poems I'll end up reciting as I jump around the livingroom in rhythm to the words (yeah, I know, I need to get out more). Thanks for sharing this one!!!
--Xtaabay

Ever read Fox in Sox? It's Dr. Suess' cruel practical joke on parents, filled with tongue-twisters that would make a master elocuter's head spin. I have two kids who loved it and wanted me to read it to them over and over. (They place a high value on torturing me. How do I know that? Because they would hand me the book--sly smile in place--and wait for me to scew up, at which point they'd laugh uproriously: "Mommy messed up.")

 

[Rybka]

Washington Post Style Invitational

Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supply a new definition. Here are the 2002 winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realie it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeer Effect: The tendency for stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:




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Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid AND an asshole.
(AND probably likes lavalamps!)

Regards,                       Rybka

 

[Rybka]

Vampires of Venice

Two vampires wanted to go out to eat but were having a little trouble deciding where to go.

They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted something a little more exotic.

After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard that Italian food was really good.

So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice. On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner.

A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way.

As they neared, the vampires made their move. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry, and tossed the remaining bodies into the canal below.

The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have seconds.

Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first.........sucked dry and tossed into the canal below!

Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert.

In a short while a third young couple provides just that.

As with the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed over the rail into the canal.

The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner. Now it was time to head back home to be sure to beat the sunrise.

As they started to walk away, they began to hear some singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge.


As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal. They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the alligator sang:



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You don't know what the alligator sang, do you?



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Don't you just hate this scrolling?
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Are you ready?






Are you sure?






Here it comes....






This is great!












"Drained wops keep falling on my head"

 

[Rybka]

Additional Inspectors

Message: Additional Inspectors

President George Bush has made an announcement that we will not attack Iraq. The President has announced that as of today he is agreeing to additional inspectors to be deployed throughout the country of Iraq.
"We will be sending 250,000 additional inspectors into Iraq." said the President in a press conference earlier today.

Among others, the additional inspectors will include:
24,000 members of the 1st Infantry Division
8,000 members of the 1st Air Cavalry Division
15,000 members of the 82nd Airborne Division
5,000 members of the 1st and 4th armored division with their " M1-A1 all terrain vehicles"

Special air deliveries to aid the inspections will be made by aircraft from the 5th Air Force Wing based in Diego Garcia as well as from the USS Constellation, USS George Washington, USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Enterprise.

The President stated: " We believe that with these additional inspectors the inspections should be completed in a few weeks."

 

[Rybka]

Axis Wannabes

Subject: axis wannabees


by John Cleese


Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as evil . . . in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil . . . we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.
"An axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.
"This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil," forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil," while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable."

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics."

Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America," while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick."
"That's not a threat, really, just something we really like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnelll.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

 

[The_Fool]

Axis Wannabees

I so miss Monty Python.....

 

[Rybka]

The Poetry of D.H. Rumsfeld

Check this out: The Poetry of D.H. Rumsfeld

 

[CrowSingsOver]

??

Rybka, in the dogs in heaven joke, who's SmithPeter?

 

[Rybka]

Taking a Break

From the MSNBC website: Images of War.

The caption of the image reads:
Pfc. Mark Bennett drops a line in the lake surrounding one of Saddam Hussein's palaces in western Baghdad. Bennett was using noodles from a chicken with noodles MRE as bait, but didn't have any luck.

I wonder why?

THE RE(A/E)L STORY

Odai electroshocked all the fish!

He did this following one morning of fishing in his daddy's private lake and getting skunked.
"The fish had to pay for not obeying me." Odai was quoted as saying.
"And dearly they paid...with their lives...for refusing to honor the regime and worship at my hook," he added.
"Since I could not shoot all of them or shave off their eyebrows; my only recourse was to utilize my favorite persuasion device that I usually keep over at the Olympic Committee offices." Odai explained in a pre-war interview with Fishing Iraq writer Al-Ben Potleekat Yurspot.

 

[CrowSingsOver]

on going news about the electorshocked fish

Later scientists at the Alabadabing Bang University discovered something quite disturbing. Not only had some fish been tortured and killed by electroshock, some had turned up in boxes of Gorton's fish filets. After days of study, they have found that the poor fish had been breaded and fried alive.
Stacy Johnson, a customer who often buys Gorton's products, later stated, "It's really horrible what they did to those fish...but the lemon butter filets are so tastey!"
Mike Whodywhudy, a reporter from the Yabadab News Channel sent in more disturbing evidence that one of his imformants had gathered. Yes, it's the actual sound of the screaming fish in their last throes of agony as their torturers look on and laugh (ask for the wav if you want to hear it).
It's a horrible thing that has happened, but in the wake of this crisis, let us all remember to be more kindly to our finned friends. Even if they do taste good deep fried and dipped in tartar sauce, please remember to do so humanely.

 

[Rybka]

Why Women Live Longer Than Men

It's tough to be a man!

Do you know how tough it is being a man...? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form in frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist.
If you don't, you're not worth the effort it takes.

If you try to keep yourself in shape and well groomed, you're vain..
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you're not, you're an underachiever.

If she has a headache, it's just a headache..
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
if you don't want it enough, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!

 

[Rybka]

You Might Be An Anti-War Protestor If...

You have ever spent the better part of a year on logging company land, sitting in a tree that you have named Anastasia.

You think that "Condaleeza Rice" is a brand of soy milk.

You read the stars or runes more than you read the newspaper.

You are white but you wish that you were Native American so that you could refer to yourself as something like “Blue Squirrel” or “Singing Crow”.

Your vehicle has a "lick 'em & stick 'em" paint job and window treatments.

You honestly believe that our conservative Republican President is going to call our boys back from their honorable duty just because you go on a hunger strike.

The most informative periodical you own is called "High Times".

You are white and you have dreadlocks.

You are a female and you have man hair.

Your dog's collar consists of mystical beads that you think communicate with him/her better than you do...and it's pretty much safe to say that.

Your normal conversational meter and tone has any resemblance whatsoever to any Bob Dylan song.

You think that "Hanging Chad" was a free-love, peace-preaching political figure that was lynched on his way to Washington.

Your idea of keeping yourself "informed" is making sure that you know when and where the next Rainbow Festival is.

You exercise your "voice of freedom" by burning the American flag instead of filling out a voter's ballot.

 

[Rybka]

PROPOSED first draft of a presidential address

What follows is the PROPOSED first draft of a presidential address to be given by President Bush on July 4, 2003.

My fellow Americans:

As you all know, the defeat of Sadam Husein's regime has been completed. The discovery and destruction of all weapons of mass destruction have been covered thoroughly in the press. A new Iraqi government has been established and appears to be stable.

Our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckonin.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Australia, Spain, Bulgaria, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on the second List ceases immediately and indefinitely, and all loans are immediately due. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the out years, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. I am ordering the immediate withdrawal of all US forces from Saudi Arabia and all other Middle Eastern nations except Kuwait and Qatar. Leave us alone! Solve your own damn problems.

Need help? Call Germany.

On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your relatives from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

Regarding the nation of Israel, I have this to say. It seems like everybody has forgotten what happened to European Jewry during the 1930s and World War II. Our nation will never permit the destruction of Israel. No way, Jose!

Nevertheless, to Israel and the Palestinian Authority:
Yo, boys. Yank yer heads outta rectal defilade and work out a peace deal. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe you'al can go to Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there; big tables, too.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Belgium. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't give a damn about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York!

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are going to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on the second list. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment.

Hey you guys! I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm gonna put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil and hydroelectric power! And oh, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty--starting . . . now.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of xenophobia. My response is simple and direct: if you can play that word in Scrabble, do it as soon as your turn comes round.

Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying darn tootin!

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.

It is time to eliminated hunger in America.
It is time to eliminate homelessness in America.
It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America.
We will develop energy independence.
We will restructure our nation for its new manifest destiny.

I will be sending legislation to Congress tomorrow proposing the first actions the August body should take as we move in a new direction.

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. . . Thanks guys. We owe you one. And we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought. . . We will never forget!

God bless America.

 

[Rybka]

Why Men Are Just Happier People!

Why Men Are Just Happier People!

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People!

Why Men Are Just Happier People!

You almost never have strap problems in public.

This one is just a little bit disturbing...

 

[Guest]

Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People!

Why Men Are Just Happier People!

Your last name stays put.
**yep.
Chocolate is just another snack.
**yep.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
**they BETTER because I know my stuff!
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
**Eh... if you use it quickly it doesn't matter.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
**No point in buying them if they do.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
**Travel is easier that way. Heck, I've gone to Mexico for 2 months with only one duffle bag!
You can open all your own jars.
**Of course! It's not THAT hard to do.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
**most of the time.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
**Okay, maybe I'd stretch this to 4-- boots, sandals, sneakers, and dress shoes.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
**Duh....
You almost never have strap problems in public.
**I'm not sure what this means, but it scares me.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
**Oh, I can see them, but I just don't care.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
**Why bother to shave? That's a waste of time.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
yup.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
**I prefer scissors.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
**I CAN... however I usually prefer NOT to wait until the last minute. But I've been known to do it before (although it helps that my cousins are Jewish)

This is scary... All of the things listed above happen to apply to me in one way or another. Maybe I'm a guy?!!!??? Oh No!!!!!! AGHHHH!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
--Xtaabay

 

[Rybka]

Re: Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People!

This is scary... All of the things listed above happen to apply to me in one way or another. Maybe I'm a guy?!!!??? Oh No!!!!!! AGHHHH!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
--Xtaabay

Looks at Xtaabay. AGHHHH!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
--Rybka

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Why Men Are Just Happier People!

Looks at Xtaabay. AGHHHH!!!!!! *runs away screaming*
--Rybka

Hey, YOU can't run away from ME! If anything, I should be running away from YOU! (Don't forget about your constant mutations from fangs and pink lipstick to tumors to missing denchers, etc. You're one scary fishy-thing!
--Xtaabay