my cock is so big...

[jadefirefly]

If nobody smacks me and tells me otherwise, I have -got- to quote that in my sig. We can't let it be lost!

 

[silverwhisper]

look out, folks: didi is into watersports...

my cock is so big...

...it spans the english channel.
...when it appears on british television, it takes BBCs 2, 3 and 4 just to show it.
...when pacino says, "say hello to my little friend", it just looks at me and winks.

ed

 

[didijune48]

My cock is so big that I made the ocean by peeing always in the same spot!

(Well, that's what a tunnel to hold on my pee you know )

 

[TBKahuna123]

My cock is so big...

...he made me put in a musical zipper so when I unzip my pants it plays the theme song from The Godfather.
...it's staring in the new Jenna Jamison video, Super Size Me!
...it's Notorious. (only the rap fans will get that one. )

And staying with the watersports theme...
...when I take a leak he insists on "pourin a little out for his hommies".

 

[midwestyankee]

I'd post a picture but the only way to get a full-length shot would be from the Hubble Space Telescope and NASA has it booked solid into the foreseeable future.

 

[Guest]

 

[eudaemonia]

I'd post a picture but the only way to get a full-length shot would be from the Hubble Space Telescope and NASA has it booked solid into the foreseeable future.

Goddamn you mwy! I just nasal-sprayed my keyboard with Nestea!!!

 

[midwestyankee]

Goddamn you mwy! I just nasal-sprayed my keyboard with Nestea!!!

Here, let me just grab a wetnap with my willie and snake it over to clean up your keyboard (you are within the contiguous 48 states, right?).

 

[indyswinger]

Well....it's not really that big around, just about the size of a Coke Can...BUT it sure is LONG !!!

 

[EndCredits]

My cock is longer than the ending of Clapton's "Layla".

 

[silverwhisper]

...it's been blamed for tidal fluctuations.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

...it's been blamed for tidal fluctuations.

ed

And insomnia, perhaps (noting the time sig on your post)?

 

[silverwhisper]

the thing they don't tell you about night-time cold medication: if you take 'em too early, you'll wake up early too.

[sigh]

:>

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

the thing they don't tell you about night-time cold medication: if you take 'em too early, you'll wake up early too.

[sigh]

:>

ed

True....but let's stay focused here...does it affect your size?

 

[silverwhisper]

my cock is so big that any meds make it smaller!

sorry, sleep dep is making it hard for me to focus. :>

ed

 

[phoenix1224]

My cock is so big that, when I visited Stonehenge, I was arrested for attempted theft of one of the stones when I tried to leave.

 

[EJFan]

My cock is so big that, when I visited Stonehenge, I was arrested for attempted theft of one of the stones when I tried to leave.

LMAO!

 

[TBKahuna123]

My cock is so big...

...it acts like Kryptonite to other cocks in the area. (Now you know what really happened ot EJFan's avatat!)

...The Army Corps of Engineers is using it as the model for improvements to the New Orleans levy system.

...when I play goalie it makes more saves than I do. (This one is sad but true. )

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

...i need a flotilla of "support" planes when flying.

...it takes so long to become erect, i do sudoku puzzles in the meantime.

...it draws so much blood, local red cross locations eye me with suspicion.

ed

 

[TBKahuna123]

LMFAO!

Yeah you laugh, but Sunday night...

Shots stopped by my glove: 2
Shots stopped by my nads: 7!!!

I think they were aiming for the nut-shut. I had a loooooong night. (pardon the pun)

 

[EJFan]

Yeah you laugh, but Sunday night...

Shots stopped by my glove: 2
Shots stopped by my nads: 7!!!

I think they were aiming for the nut-shut. I had a loooooong night. (pardon the pun)

thank god i have stock in a company that makes protective cups.

 

[TBKahuna123]

thank god i have stock in a company that makes protective cups.

Yeah the only problem is my cock is so big I have to use the body of a Volkswagen Bug wrapped in a cargo net for mine.

 

[Ron54]

My cock is so big it has it's own heart beat.

 

[silverwhisper]

...it takes a team of specialists just to wash it in the mornings.

...if i wanted to get it pierced, the hospital would have to make their parking lot an OR.

...i don't use condoms: i use tents.

ed