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my cock is so big...

This is no laughing matter!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2006010734,00.html

JONAH FALCON has the world’s biggest willy at 13½in so you would think he’d be over the moon.

But millions of men can take heart — Jonah says the mammoth manhood has ruined his life.

He lives with his mum and hasn’t had a girlfriend for ten years.

The 35-year-old bedded hundreds of women — and men — until he decided his willy had reduced him to a mere sex toy.
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Seriously, I feel sorry for this guy.

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Okay, back to our regularly scheduled ridicule. :devil:
 
My cock is so big...

...It has been named as the eighth continent.
...It was mistaken for the lost city of Atlantis.
...That whenever I orgasm, the military evacuates everyone within a hundred miles.
...I had to get a Class A license to operate it.
...I was mistaken for Pinocchio doing a hand stand and lying.
...Women grab their asses and run away when I turn the corner.
...That when I shoot my load, I am thrown backwards so far that I actually end up back where I was.
...That an alien on Pluto looked up from his telelscope and said "What the fuck is that?"
 
fatass

I somehow dont believe his hundreds comment. maybe a handful of women and hundreds of men, thats more believable...

its so big, jonah falcon feels bad for me
 
my cock is so big it works out its PC muscle by doing bench presses with a hard bound copy of "war and peace"
 
My cock is so big. . .

I have to use a hot-air balloon as a condom.
 
Did anyone else see the Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson? It was full of Tommy Lee's dick is so big and Pam's vagina is so big jokes! I'll have to watcht he tape and repeat a few, but here are a couple dick jokes for now:

Tommy Lee's cock is so big:

...I watched the tape her made with Pam Anderson and MY ribs hurt for three days.
...I haven't seen a dick on a boat that big since I went yachting with Donald Trump.
...you don't know whether to fuck it or give it a peanut.
 
my cock is so big, eilan wouldn't even think of flaming my boasts about it.
 
My cock is so big...

...he and I wear the same hat size.
...I have trouble buying condoms big enough. (keeping up with current events)
 
...it fights its country's battles, in the land or in the sea!

god, i hope someone comes up w/ more, b/c my knowledge of the USCM hymn is just about peetering out... :>

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
...it fights its country's battles, in the land or in the sea!

god, i hope someone comes up w/ more, b/c my knowledge of the USCM hymn is just about peetering out... :>

ed
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USCM???

is that the United States Cum Mandoes?
 
silverwhisper said:
doh!

[trout-smacks EJ]

ed
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i get trout smacked for YOUR typo? what the hell kind of justice is this?

*smacks SW with my truthfully enormous (not to mention down right imposing) monster-cock*

*SW swiftly leaves the earth's gravitational pull... we wave as he sails past every 76 years*
 
[uses the gravity well of own stupidly big cock to catch a passing comet]

[rains fiery death and destruction upon elton john]

:p

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
[uses the gravity well of own stupidly big cock to catch a passing comet]

[rains fiery death and destruction upon elton john]

:p

ed
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[cartman] you guys suck. i'm going home. [/cartman]
 
ah, EJ, you win...of all the cock size comments, you've outdone all of us: clearly nothing could be a bigger dick than eric cartman. :>

ed
 
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