my cock is so big...

[webbo1]

I can dress it up to a life size replica of John Howard

 

[EJFan]

inspired by norajane...

my cock is so big there's a scale-model idol of it on the shores of the sea of cortez. services are held every wednesday and sunday.

ohhhhhmmmm... shalla balla... ohhhhhmmmmm

 

[TBKahuna123]

My penis is so big...

...Hugo Chavez is constantly decrying it as a byproduct of the empirical Bush regime.

 

[webbo1]

They used my left nut as the model for the EPCOT center

 

[silverwhisper]

...i don't know how big it really is b/c i pass out from blood loss whenever i have an erection.

ed

 

[Quoll]

They used my left nut as the model for the EPCOT center...

...and the right one as a guide for the Colosseum.

 

[Quoll]

Originally Posted by webbo1
They used my left nut as the model for the EPCOT center...

...and the right one as a guide for the Colosseum.

Aha, this may well explain the Black Hole of Calcutta.

 

[EJFan]

my cock is so big i have to piss in the hot tub... the stream's too broad to fit in the toilet without it splashing out onto the floor.

 

[webbo1]

Aha, this may well explain the Black Hole of Calcutta.

or the real reason for the grand canyon

 

[silverwhisper]

...when it's windy out, i become a weather vane and my custom-made condoms accessorize it as windsocks!

ed

 

[silverwhisper]

...i'm required to register it with local police departments as a deadly weapon.

ed

 

[midwestyankee]

My cock is so big...

...that its very existence supports The Critique of Pure Reason.

...when I address it, I have to say I and Thou.

...to suggest that a woman give me a blowjob would be more than A Modest Proposal.

...its friends all call it Moby Dick.

...when I ejaculate, the resulting puddle gets a name on the map of North America.

 

[silverwhisper]

ROFL!

ed

 

[EJFan]

just look at it... for christ's sake! somebody save the children!

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[midwestyankee]

just look at it... for christ's sake! somebody save the children!

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Hell, it frightens me so much that I turned off my avs.

 

[TBKahuna123]

My cock is so big...

...it just got summoned for jury duty!

 

[silverwhisper]

yeah, well mine's bigger...

...cuz it's the presiding judge!

ed

 

[EJFan]

i can't believe you're talking about cock size and judging at the same time. i can't wait to see what happens when these two concepts merge.

whose dick is the biggest judge?

whose judge is the biggest dick?

how much dick can a dick judge judge if a dick judge could judge dick.

 

[jadefirefly]

how much dick can a dick judge judge if a dick judge could judge dick.

ROFL!!!!
That's awesome.

 

[silverwhisper]

ow...can't stop...laughing...

owowowowowow!

 

[TBKahuna123]

i can't believe you're talking about cock size and judging at the same time. i can't wait to see what happens when these two concepts merge.

whose dick is the biggest judge?

whose judge is the biggest dick?

how much dick can a dick judge judge if a dick judge could judge dick.

I quit.

I...I...I can't possibly top that. I'm just gonna say uncle, roll up my enormous penis, and exit stage left.

 

[EJFan]

... roll up my enormous penis, and exit stage left.

it goes 'round one o' those giant wooden spools like the electric company uses, right?

 

[bobsgirl]

i can't believe you're talking about cock size and judging at the same time. i can't wait to see what happens when these two concepts merge.

whose dick is the biggest judge?

whose judge is the biggest dick?

how much dick can a dick judge judge if a dick judge could judge dick.

We are not worthy....

 

[TBKahuna123]

it goes 'round one o' those giant wooden spools like the electric company uses, right?

No way man, splinters! No, I use one of those ones with the crank for garden hoses. I got this really neat one where the handle is actually the nose of a garden gnome. My wife think's it's cute.

 

[didijune48]

Hahahahahahahaahhhahaha

I have never read something so funny! Please don't stop...I'm gonna pee on me as much as I'm laughing...