NOT the oggman’s LITEROTIC/A.I.R. AHland Halloween Contest 2011 Support Thread

[scouries]

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A.I.R. 2011 Halloween Contest

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[sr71plt]

These are doing quite well in the marketplace now too because of the season. Of course this is all waaaay out of your league, Scouries.

(Thanks for the mention. )

 

[scouries]

You are a true inspiration ace! You prove to our aspiring young authors that anything is possible!

Imagine, a guy who struggles to get an H, struggles to get 25 votes on most of his LITEROTICA stories and hasn’t earned one cent in ROYALTIES on the site still is able to get someone to photoshop covers for him!

A writer who’s written over 500 stories for the site but hasn’t one 1000+ vote story. No 100+ comment stories either. Yet he claims to have somehow found a niche market for works that have been rejected by the huge readership of LITEROTICA and A.I.R.

Mind you the only numbers we can verify (LITEROTICA numbers) certainly don’t back up any of his extravagant claims.

A scouries story among the pilots outpourings … readers can tell the difference!

BTW – you forgot to address the “troll” question I raised – so how many of these evil “trolls” had to have voted you a 1 on your INCEST story to have stolen the H from you? Surely a private schooled boy like you can figure it out…
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[sr71plt]

Scouries and verifiable numbers don't occur in nature together.

Misinformed, as always. Except for three years in a DOD school overseas, I went to public schools all the way through my first masters degree. (Unless, like Lovecraft, you believe UVa is a private school. )

We're not sure you went to school at all.

 

[TxRad]

Poor scouries, he doesn't have a clue. He thinks Lit is the, for all, end all.

Lit is a place to learn your craft or to put out some fun stuff for others to enjoy. Then you polish those up and take them to where the money is.

What can be voted down easily under Lit's scoring plan (You do it every time an AH'er posts a story) has a whole different reception in the real world of stories for sale. Real sales, scouries, not views that you call sales. People actually pay real money, not the monopoly money you get for your claimed royalties on a free site, to read good stories.

Poor scouries, you can't make anyone believe your lies and deceptions here at Lit and you can't sell anything in the real world. In other words, you are fucked, coming and going.

 

[michchick98]

Will the Chick from Michigan ever stop?

As long as it's annoying someone (which from what I can tell it's annoying you) then the answer is no.

 

[michchick98]

One thing my granddaddy told me years ago (he was explaining to a five year old why the same fish kept getting caught) was something that of course applies equally well to upper penisulans...

He simply said: sonny, you can’t teach stupid… don't even try...

So he gave up on teaching you years ago, huh? Aww, were you that five year old? That explains a lot.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

As long as it's annoying someone (which from what I can tell it's annoying you) then the answer is no.

Then, you must be able to tell that I don't like annoying people.

 

[scouries]

Have I got a deal for you on Halloween costumes!!!

 

[scouries]

Can somebody explain to me why this story is in the contest? He doesn't call it chapter 4 so its okay?

I'm sorry but A.I.R. has rejected this entry. Lets all hope LAUREL enforces her own rules and does the same.

Phantasm: 4 Part Series

Phantasm Ch. 01 (4.76) Curtis meets the haunted boy. Gay Male 10/09/11
Phantasm Ch. 02 (4.79) Seth is on the edge. Gay Male 10/10/11
Phantasm Ch. 03 (4.79) The conclusion. Gay Male 10/11/11
Phantasm: Treats (4.75) Seth gives Curtis what he wants. Gay Male 10/15/11
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[scouries]

a new one: a stand alone continuuation!!!!

And this babe isn't getting away with it eithor. I shudder every time I see the words "stand alone". This is a clear attempt by this author to ride on the back of a story she issued in September.

Can't any of you people write an original story for the contest? Do you always have to recycle these same old characters in these same old settings?


Jersey Love: Apple Dreams & Release

byLunaEroticaMystica

Note: This is a continuation of "Jersey Summer Love", but is also a stand-alone story
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[scouries]

And this guy, a serial cheater, tried to fool us by using another title. Good try pal. Danica – just what we needed! This story has been kicked out of A.I.R. too! It only takes one quick look at this guy to know he’s not the paragon of honesty…

Barren Harvest

byDarkniciad©

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[scouries]

And finally there’s my old pal boxman. Boxy for crying out loud! I’m sorry buddy but this is just one pauletta too many. Surely a man who’s written as many stories as you could have written something original.

Pauletta and the Fireworks (4.00) The annual pyrotechnic display gets him really hot to trot. Gay Male 08/22/11
Pauletta Celebrates Nude Day (4.17) While staying in drag, he celebrates National Nude Day. Gay Male 07/12/11
Pauletta Marches (3.70) He stands up to be counted in the Gay Pride Parade. Gay Male 08/29/11
Pauletta's Black Friday (4.42) Gay man joins two black brothers for sex in their apartment. Gay Male 01/13/11
[size=+2]Pauletta's Halloween Pageant (3.70) He gets together with his friends for a gay celebration. Gay Male 10/18/11
Pauletta's New Boyfriend (4.32) The pretty drag queen thinks he has found Mr. Right. Gay Male 04/26/11

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[sr71plt]

I guess all of this pontificating is to try to cover the fact that you didn't have the balls to put up a story of your own in this contest(?)

 

[michchick98]

Then, you must be able to tell that I don't like annoying people.

So stop annoying people, then.

 

[scouries]

It's not often that i get accused of lacking balls!

Okay, okay don't get excited ace!

Actually I was afraid I wasn't going to finish my Halloween story in time. Quality never comes quickly...

Anyway, against all odds, I did finish it today and submitted it at almost the eleventh hour.

Now, if its not rejected (a problem seemingly every time I submit these days) I will have an official entry.

Fortunately the admissions panel of A.I.R. has already accepted it. ​

 

[sr71plt]

How can someone getting royalties from this site have his stories constantly rejected by this site? (Don't strain yourself--it was rhetorical question).

I think the images of Qaddafi are more "you."

 

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and the

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would like to welcome the brilliant

dr mabeuse

to the

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A.I.R. 2011 Halloween Contest

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it's been a long time since the good doc has chosen to participate in one of these themed contests and all of us are excited to be able to welcome this LITEROTICA legend. Good luck in the contest​

 

[scouries]

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[scouries]

Heck, I went to post my story on the other site and found to my surprise that they're holding a Halloween Contest too!

First LIT, then A.I.R., now them. It's great to have competing views of the world.

little ralphie should like this one ... look at their RULE #12: Voting will be blind. So, author names will be hidden on the site when voting is open. In order to keep this effective, authors are barred from giving any clues to their identities and hints about which story is theirs. Any author that breaks this rule by revealing which story is theirs, will be disqualified from the contest.
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[Spacefender]

Fortunately the admissions panel of A.I.R. has already accepted it.

So the voices in scouries' head approved his story. In other news I have won the coveted "Spacefender Award of Excellence and Quality".

 

[scouries]

my entry in the

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A.I.R. 2011 Halloween Contest

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Jen’s Little Brother

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Jen's Little Brother Blood is thicker than Marriage?
4.60 520 49341 Incest/Taboo (English) 10/22/11
Public Comments: 24

A good first 24 hours for my latest. Mind you I recieved lots of complaints from readers that there was something wrong with the site yesterday - some said they couldn't vote ... others said they couldn't even access the story.

I think someone in the PALACE may have been playing a halloween trick on yours truly...

However I would sincerely like to thank the readers who took the time to vote and/or comment and/or email me. Thanks... ​

 

[HeyAll]

Scouries,

What's the common theme that the readers tell you they like about your stories? I'm trying to step up my game and could use some advice on that.

 

[sr71plt]

They like his thumb action on the vote and views buttons.

 

[scouries]

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LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD

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Yes the MANU will be awarded again this week.

Who will be the 9th LITEROTICAN to win this great honor?

Stay tuned...

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