NOT the oggman’s LITEROTIC/A.I.R. AHland Halloween Contest 2011 Support Thread

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Comment posted on mr rehnquist's story:

THANKS!!!

I'd just like to say thanks for not only writing a great story but also for entering it in the HALLOWEEN CONTEST. We've missed the participation of the great Loving Wives authors in the sites themed contests over the last few years.

Unfortunately many don't enter the contests because historically the tougher scoring of the LW category has made it almost impossible for a LW sstory to win.

But win or not I think it's important that authors like you participate. Hopefully others (DanielQSteele, ohio, harddaysknight, Just Plain Bob etc., etc.) will now follow your lead and participate.

Lets all hope.Thanks again.
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[michchick98]

This contest is in no way affiliated with Literotica. Don't believe otherwise.

If A.I.R. is an official contest, but branched off from Literotica (and according to you at one point "supported by Laurel") where can readers go to vote on the entries? In all the times you've publicized this contest, scrubbies, you have yet to show any contest pages or voting links. I mean if A.I.R. is so concerned with letting the readers be more involved, then there should be user friendly pages to read, vote and comment on the entries to your contest.

What are your results based on? Do you use numbers from the OFFICIAL Literotica contests or your own? If you use your own, where can these numbers be seen? After all, you are all about transparency, right? If you use Literotica numbers, then as far as I'm concerned (and others, I'm sure) this contest is as fake as your royalties.

And if your contest is so great, how come we have yet to see anyone besides you even acknowledge winning it? Oh that's right, BECAUSE IT'S FAKE!

 

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Wow look who’ve we entered in the A.I.R. Halloween Contest! Now these are some big, big names!

Act Naturally - Man switches families in reality TV show.
Submitted by Harddaysknight (Loving Wives) 10/08/11

My Sister Eva Started It All - Sister begs disguised brother to fuck her on Halloween.
Submitted by dezurtdawg (Incest/Taboo) 10/07/11

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Wow, here’s some more:

Hotel Californication - The ball is unlike anything they could have ever expected.
Submitted by Many Feathers (Group Sex) 10/07/11

Do Unto Others - Danny's first wife cheated , was Allyson doing it too?
Submitted by StangStar06 (Loving Wives) 10/06/11

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OMG, heres another two::

Thank You, Uncle John - She pursues her attraction to her favorite uncle!
Submitted by Ahabscribe (Incest/Taboo) 10/05/11

Arab Femdom is Amazing - Bossy woman dominates bisexual boyfriend and guy friend.
Submitted by Samuelx (Group Sex) 10/05/11

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Talk about a fucking horror story for Halloween!!!

Un-fucking-believable!!!

MIAMI -- Florida is out of The Associated Press Top 25 poll.

Not just the Gators -- the entire fucking state!

For the first time since Dec. 6, 1982, no Sunshine State team was among the AP rankings on Sunday, marking the end of 472 straight polls where either Florida, Florida State or Miami -- and usually all three -- were on the list.

Florida and Florida State both lost Saturday, the Gators losing at No. 1 LSU 41-11 and the Seminoles continuing their freefall with a 35-30 setback at Wake Forest.

lamar miller

Jimbo Fisher is in his second year coaching the Seminoles after replacing Bobby Bowden, and Will Muschamp is in his first season taking over for Urban Meyer with the Gators. Al Golden is in his first season at Miami -- and clearly, there's some growing pains happening all over the place.

Adding to the ignominy of the weekend is this stat: Saturday was just the second instance since Oct. 14, 1978, that Florida, Florida State and Miami lost on the same day. It also happened Oct. 30, 2004.

"Very disappointing," Fisher said Saturday after his team -- a preseason national title hopeful -- lost its third straight.
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[scouries]

Well apparently our SURVIVALISTS are having a mini contest within the HALLOWEEN Contest. To see who can submit the most entries… This after we’d finally started to make some headway with our favorite beantowner. And against all odds our gay, elitist caballero is ahead 6-3.

But why?????

sr71plt a.k.a. ace a.k.a. pilot a.k.a. lloyd5

Spicing Up the Brew 3.69
Beat the Devil 3.85
Who Woulda Known? 3.90
Imagine 4.11
Tall, Dark, and . . .Boring 3.82
3 for Poe 4.27

superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. crackmaster a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

...And Then, I Met Her Mother 3.10
Mother-in-law Peeping for Halloween 3.50
Fright Night. What Scares You? 3.94

Guys, can’t you figure out what LITEROTICANS are trying to tell you? Can't you get it through your heads?

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[sr71plt]

Thanks for the free publicity, Scouries. To have you knock stories is a real boost--as is being kicked out of the Airhead "awards"--and early in the game too. You were the inspiration for my participation in the Halloween contest this year and I knew that your attentions would give me that extra publicity contestants needed--with you doing all of the work.

Knowing your sense of quality, I'll be happy to go with what the readers of the stories think.

Using your instructions on what has to be in your contest--and wanting to be banned from it--I have struck the perfect formula, I think. I call it the "13 for Halloween" effort. (Get it?)

I'm striving to post thirteen stories for the contest in as many minor (and irritating to you) categories as possible (I'm projecting 10), with, of course, an emphasis on the Gay Male category that is especially teeth gnashing for you.

I'm about half way through. Maybe you could tick them off in daily diatribes to give me an added boost (pretty please):

Already Posted:

"Imagine" (GM--with a touch of incest, just to give you a shiver of joy--and also because a forum poster asked me to do a brother-brother story)
"3 for Poe" (nonerotic)
"Spicing Up the Brew" (Loving Wives)
"Beat the Devil" (GM)
"Who Woulda Known?" (Lesbian)
"Tall, Dark, and . . ." (Interracial Love)

Still to Come:

"Chink in the Armor" (Transvestite & Crossdressing)
"The Devil Made Me Do It" (GM)
"Night of All Nights" (Masturbation & Toys)
"Spruce Street Peek-a-Boo" (Voyeur & Exhibitionism)
"Cold Stone Tomb" (GM--horror and vampire)
"Eyes of the Cat" (Group Sex with a touch of lesbian)
"The Note" (Humor & Satire, playing off cuckold)

It's fun to write in a wide variety of categories. You might get up the courage to try it someday. I'm sure you can get "Mommy" in other category titles beyond Incest.

I will admit that there's a second (and third/fourth) inspiration for my run at the Halloween Contest. One of my primary harrassers has twice declared I don't participate in contests here--doing so the last time with one of my contest stories sitting right there on the "New" list. So, I thought it would be kicky to enter three times as many stories to this contest as she has posted to Literotica--ever. (And do you think this will stop her from declaring I don't enter contests?) And then there are a couple of harrassers who declare I write nothing but GM (despite that, yes, the sr71plt name is mainly for GM--but even here I've posted far more other stories in other categories in the sr71plt name than most authors have posted to Lit. in total--including green Es in multiple categories). So, ten different categories--to a single contest. In-your-face time.

Score high? Of course they won't, not with all of the harrasers flushed out.

Still, if anyone is interested it showing how much we love Scouries and his Airhead "contest," going to my stories and voting them up would be lovely "in-your-face."

 

[scouries]

Thanks for the free publicity, Scouries... You were the inspiration for my participation in the Halloween contest this year and I knew that your attentions would give me that extra publicity contestants needed….

And then there are a couple of harrassers who declare I write nothing but GM (despite that, yes, the sr71plt name is mainly for GM--but even here I've posted far more other stories in other categories in the sr71plt name than most authors have posted to Lit. in total... So, ten different categories--to a single contest. In-your-face time.


Of course that’s one of the bad side effects of my campaign to get higher participation in the contests – my inspiring words not only attract the greats, they also attract the second and third stringers of your ilk.

But do you know what? Attracting just one story from a superstar like Rehnquist is worth the pollution of your thirteen (13?) promised 750 word horrid stories (I mean horror stories).

BTW - I must say I’m not surprised to see you’re trying to lower your GM percentages. loverboy’s thread was very interesting and informative. He definately exposed the hidden underbelly of your category choices didn't he!

And I suspect that pointing out that my non-INCEST percentage was much higher than your non-GM percentage (especially after all your false boasting to the contrary over the years) is the true reason for this outpouring of 750 word humorous, gay male, masturbating transsexual stories.

I must say that you and the HUMOR category together again (judging from some of your earlier attempts at humor) really worries me. Could you at least put a warning at the start of said story?

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[sr71plt]

Percentages, of course, don't mean jack when you are comparing 68 stories to 503. I've got many more non-GM stories posted to Lit. than you've got stories.

Thanks again for the publicity.

(And you didn't bother to check the wordage of the stories, did you? That's one of the amusing things about you--how often you step on your dong when you make a charge. Nothing subtle about your lying at all.)

 

[sr71plt]

So, still pretending to have me on ignore, Scouries?

 

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superheroralphie a.k.a. little ralphie a.k.a. crackmaster a.k.a. carboy a.k.a.forestwill but not BFW

Do you want truth? The truth is that this Literotica site has nothing, nothing, at all to do with erotic writing. The stories that receive the most attention are stroke stories. The stories that receive the most attention are not even the best written stories. This site is Sexotica.

Too many of the readers that read these stories don't want to read narrative, plot development, and/or character development. They want to read about sex right from the first sentence to the last sentence. With cock in hand they want to masturbate to our stories. They want to cum. They don't give a shit about the story, the writer … The truth is not the best stories win contests. Those writers who are the most popular win contests … I am, Freddie aka Susan, AndTheEnd, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph. I am a writer. I write fiction. I write stories. I am here because of the story and nothing else.

The truth little ralphie is that you’re an idiot!

An idiot who’s dumped more ill thought out, unedited, poorly written stories on the site than any other ten writers combined (with the only exception being ace).

You write stories on subjects you know absolutely nothing about and that fact is instantly obvious to almost every reader.

And yes ralphie this is a sex story site! Duh! Are you just realizing that now? L.I.T.E.R.O.T.I.C.A…. get it? So don’t be surprised if they’re not very receptive to one of your bizarre reviews or non-erotic category stories. Or if they find your grade school level poetry awful. Or if they get tired of reading long, boring paragraphs describing sex acts you’re completely ignorant of.

You like so many AHers (yes you are typical in this regard) love to berate our readers. Sneeringly saying that they “don't want to read narrative, plot development, and/or character development” etc., etc. BULLSHIT! Literotica’s readers want good stories. I’d suggest that if you find that readers don’t like one (or more) of your stories you’d be much wiser to stop blaming then and instead take a good, long, hard look at what you’ve written.

Finally your observation that the “most popular” authors win contests is 100% incorrect! You couldn’t be more wrong. In fact the truly popular authors almost never win. Which is of course why A.I.R. was born. A.I.R. does reward the most popular authors, that in fact is it’s raison d’etre. It was set up to balance the LITEROTICA contests that invariably award prizes to lapdago and toadies but never to the readers choices.

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i dont know who these babes are but i love them...

ace name calling…coward?… methinks somebody does give a shit…

And, last, why aren't you entering the Halloween contest? Coward

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As to my entry in the A.I.R. HALLOWEEN CONTEST: My intention was to enter two stories in the contest (I do have a contractual obligation to enter at least one) and with god’s help will manage it. However, as you well know, james r scouries will not enter any of his stories, no matter the short term rewards, until he is satisfied that it meets the exacting quality standards that are the bedrock of his oeuvre. ​

 

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I, however, have just seen the vision of a fourteenth story--a Scouries special. I think I'll title it "Mommy Deadest." Incest, of course--which will be my eleventh category for the contest.

Thanks, Little Jim.

 

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ace asking me about math: “but doesn’t 40 times 25 equal 1000 jim?”

Someone finally shed a little light on your secret didn’t he? loverboy’s thread hurt didn’t it ace? C’mon, you can admit it to me… Our preppy, elitist, secret agent man can’t get away with his lies and propaganda quite so easily anymore can you?

And so now, in a snit of anger, our GAY MALE category author is going to bury us in little ralphie type 750 word, unedited SURVIVOR stories. Do you really believe that this bizarre outpouring will somehow hide the facts that loveboy so cleverly exposed?

I’d hoped you’d finally come around and accept my freely offered and well meant advice – stop worrying about QUANTITY and instead start concentrating your efforts on QUALITY!

Our readers want the QUALITY of 1000+ vote generating stories – not the ace formula of writing forty 25 vote stories.

And even though you’re old I do believe we can teach you some new “quality” tricks. But you do have to take the first step my friend…

yes ace you might have to start with training wheels…
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[sr71plt]

And so now, in a snit of anger, our GAY MALE category author is going to bury us in little ralphie type 750 word, unedited SURVIVOR stories.

You'd maybe be dangerous if the foundations of your attacks didn't crumble so easily. You reveal you haven't even looked at the stories. Go do wordage counts. Maybe if you were more subtle someone might believe your crap. As it is, there's little threat of that.

And, no, attacks by you and others don't affect the life I'd led--they just point out how empty yours have been.

All of your ranting here (as well as others) only shows your worries, concerns, and realization of inadequacies, not mine.

Gotta go write an Incest story for the contest since you are too much of a coward to take a chance with one of yours.

Be sure to come around a few days before Halloween and check the "books by Lit. authors" page (which you normally have no reason to visit ), and you can see how fast a publisher will put an e-book out for someone who is making them a good profit.

 

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Now these are the type of stories that A.I.R. readers like:

My Sister Eva Started It All
Sister begs disguised brother to fuck her on Halloween. by dezurtdawg (10/07/11) 4.70 (1129)


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Mom and the Halloween Party
- Son and Mom attend same party with tricks & treats aplenty!
Submitted by Ahabscribe (Incest/Taboo) 10/13/11

Comment made by jrs: Welcome and THANKS for entering the contest...

On behalf of all LITEROTICANS (readers and authors alike) I'd like to thank you for taking the time to write a contest story.

We need top authors such as yourself in these themed contests - lately (and unfortunately) many of the big names have decided not to enter due to the various scoring glitches that seem to pop up every contest.

But you, in entering anyway, are setting an example to all of us. Thanks again...

BTW - this was a great story!

james r scouries (author and reader)



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[michchick98]

Since you like flashy copy and paste postings, this one's for you scabbies:

If you hate the AH so much, why do you keep posting here?
If you hate the AH so much, why do you keep posting here?
If you hate the AH so much, why do you keep posting here?
If you hate the AH so much, why do you keep posting here?
If you hate the AH so much, why do you keep posting here?
If you hate the AH so much, why do you keep posting here?
If you hate the AH so much, why do you keep posting here?

 

[michchick98]

This contest is in no way affiliated with Literotica. Don't believe otherwise.

If A.I.R. is an official contest, but branched off from Literotica (and according to you at one point "supported by Laurel") where can readers go to vote on the entries? In all the times you've publicized this contest, scrubbies, you have yet to show any contest pages or voting links. I mean if A.I.R. is so concerned with letting the readers be more involved, then there should be user friendly pages to read, vote and comment on the entries to your contest.

What are your results based on? Do you use numbers from the OFFICIAL Literotica contests or your own? If you use your own, where can these numbers be seen? After all, you are all about transparency, right? If you use Literotica numbers, then as far as I'm concerned (and others, I'm sure) this contest is as fake as your royalties.

And if your contest is so great, how come we have yet to see anyone besides you even acknowledge winning it? Oh that's right, BECAUSE IT'S FAKE!

 

[Spacefender]

I’d hoped you’d finally come around and accept my freely offered and well meant advice – stop worrying about QUANTITY and instead start concentrating your efforts on QUALITY!

Our readers want the QUALITY of 1000+ vote generating stories – not the ace formula of writing forty 25 vote stories.

So scouries thinks he can quantify what makes a good story by how popular it is? What a fucking idiot. Twilight was (and still is) hugely popular yet very few people argue that the series is particularly well written or that the author is a particularly good writer. But is scouries' world popularity = well written. It just shows that scouries doesn't know the first thing about what makes a story good. Which might be why he's never won a contest.

 

[scouries]

Our two SURVIVALIST mommy’s boys doing research for upcoming stories?

First I would like to congratulate ace on having one of his stories going over for the two hundred vote threshold for the first time. Yes, after more than 500 hundred attempts our secret agent is now a member of the 200 vote club... or he would be if there was a two hundred vote club! Seriously I think we all have to congratulate ace for his accomplishment.

“Oh my gawd mommy! 200 votes! I got 200 votes!”

Okay little ralphie and ace didn’t exactly set the world on fire with these submissions but what the heck. Neither was the lowest rated INCEST story over the last 30 days (they are the 11th and 16th lowest rated out of 192).

177. Mother-in-law Peeping for Halloween
Son-in-law has his way with MILF mother-in-law on Halloween by SuperHeroRalph (10/04/11) 3.52 (540)


182. Mommy Deadest
A young man driven to an experience with his mother. by sr71plt (10/13/11) 3.41 (216)
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[sr71plt]

I would like to congratulate ace on having one of his stories going over for the two hundred vote threshold for the first time.

As always, poor Scouries is math challenged. My first 200-vote story occurred years ago, of course. And, unlike Scouries, I didn't have to do the voting myself to get there.

("Mommy Dearest," dedicated to Scouries, wasn't the first story of mine to go over 200 votes even in this Halloween contest. "Spicing up the Brew" was.)

And, again, I never participated in a Survivor contest. You're so behind the eight ball on genuine comparisons with me, you have to lie and cheat to make yourself feel semiadequate.

 

[scouries]

ace, judging by the number of posts you've made I figure you owe us almost $90,000...