"our" hotel/spa/guesthouse
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SierraMoon
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i have a lot of experience as a waitress.. maybe i could work in the bar, as a "cock-singletail" waitress??? just being a "cocktail" waitress would be soooo boring... hehehe
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Re: Folks,
So... anyone?
Monika
Yes... someone got a spare million or two to get us started? I calculated it for the german market... the initial costs are high, but, yes... it would be very profitable in a relatively short time.Ebonyfire said:
So... anyone?
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Hmmmmmm ... wonder if our National Lottery will stump up the money. After all, we would certainly qualify as a minority group.
Alas, if only the GLC (Greater London Council) was still in existance, we would be almost certain not only to get the capital but proably annual grants too!
Alas, if only the GLC (Greater London Council) was still in existance, we would be almost certain not only to get the capital but proably annual grants too!
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Re: Re: Folks,
Hell, we'd make more moolah than a bunch of mohegan indians chuggin' firewater an' holdin' a full house. Well, maybe not THAT much. But a bunch.
Hell, we'd make more moolah than a bunch of mohegan indians chuggin' firewater an' holdin' a full house. Well, maybe not THAT much. But a bunch.
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<perk>Direct link to Amsterdam?petrel said:
That figure... with or without a building?
You think an english bank would cough up a langer sum, if presented with a good business plan?
German banks are realy reluctant at the moment.
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Hmm.. I notice we have no garden or landscape staff. So I'll volunteer.
We'll start with an old fashioned herb garden, and a maze with lots of little dead ends.. With lots of erotic statuary and whipping benches and gazebos and nice sturdy trees to hold up the occasional errant subbie..
And then we'll add a scenic lake with lots of willows and other "whippy" trees (birch is nice, i hear). One or two swanboat thingies provided we can get enough subbies to man them.
Do we have any pony boys or girls? A bridle path round the lake and up by the main house might be nice. I can just see the guests hanging off the balconies now, cheering on their favourites..
We'll start with an old fashioned herb garden, and a maze with lots of little dead ends.. With lots of erotic statuary and whipping benches and gazebos and nice sturdy trees to hold up the occasional errant subbie..
And then we'll add a scenic lake with lots of willows and other "whippy" trees (birch is nice, i hear). One or two swanboat thingies provided we can get enough subbies to man them.
Do we have any pony boys or girls? A bridle path round the lake and up by the main house might be nice. I can just see the guests hanging off the balconies now, cheering on their favourites..
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*polite cough*
I have a feeling that we are gonna need a lot more submissives around here real soon.
Between singing duties; kitchen duties; waiting on rooms; AND various other tasks .... now there is going to be boating lake duty? And possibly pony duty?
errrrrrrr ... are subs allowed to sleep?
please?
pretty please?
I have a feeling that we are gonna need a lot more submissives around here real soon.
Between singing duties; kitchen duties; waiting on rooms; AND various other tasks .... now there is going to be boating lake duty? And possibly pony duty?
errrrrrrr ... are subs allowed to sleep?
please?
pretty please?
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Oooooooh yes! I like your ideaswinter rose said:
you're hired for gardening and landscaping!Monika
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WillowPuss said:
I doubt we'll have a lack of willing subs...We'll just have to set up an add in alt.com and bondage.com. Searching willing submissive men and women for work in Red Rear Resort
Aaaaah the audition for them... <day dreaming> Hey you turned the heating on high? <fanning self>
Monika
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I'm just grinning thinking of presenting the business plan to the loan officers......
"And what type of business were you planning on running again?"
"It's in the prospectus. A BB&B."
"A what?"
"A Bondage Bed & Breakfast. It's a niche market, sure, but a very large niche. we've even got market studies out there that indicate no vacancies until at least 2010, and that's if we only open the one, locally. The group I represent is discussing, in the long term, expanding this to become an international chain. Can you imagine the IPO for stock in this venture?"
Can any of you imagine the look on a Business Loan Officer's face at that meeting?
Priceless, I'm telling you.
I really ought to give it a try.
"And what type of business were you planning on running again?"
"It's in the prospectus. A BB&B."
"A what?"
"A Bondage Bed & Breakfast. It's a niche market, sure, but a very large niche. we've even got market studies out there that indicate no vacancies until at least 2010, and that's if we only open the one, locally. The group I represent is discussing, in the long term, expanding this to become an international chain. Can you imagine the IPO for stock in this venture?"
Can any of you imagine the look on a Business Loan Officer's face at that meeting?
Priceless, I'm telling you.
I really ought to give it a try.
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'Twould be amusing and yet...
If this were done well, and the business plan were well thought out i think that you'd be surprised but how little laughter there'd be.
(an international chain, i like that!)
Bankers are extremely practical and often surprisingly knowledgeable about things you'd consider arcane. Say one banker has a success with something like a gay bar for example. He notices that a lot of the clientele isn't even gay.
They show up because the decor is gorgeous, the service sharp and on the ball, the menu top notch and the female impersonator does the most amazing Marilyn Monroe. At the next banker's convention, the banker who made the loan ends up crowing about his success, and the other bankers hear mostly only the bottom line. Profit!
It's amazing how open bankers can be when the potential for profit is real. It's like, someone had to finance Alice Cooper's first guillotine. No doubt they didn't regret it, but it would have looked a bit funny on the application. Can you imagine explaining to the rest of the board of loan officers.
"Well he wants the money to build a guillotine, for to chop off his own head, on stage, in front of about 12,000 people."
"At how much per ticket?"
That's the important part. It's a living.
If this were done well, and the business plan were well thought out i think that you'd be surprised but how little laughter there'd be.
(an international chain, i like that!
)Bankers are extremely practical and often surprisingly knowledgeable about things you'd consider arcane. Say one banker has a success with something like a gay bar for example. He notices that a lot of the clientele isn't even gay.
They show up because the decor is gorgeous, the service sharp and on the ball, the menu top notch and the female impersonator does the most amazing Marilyn Monroe. At the next banker's convention, the banker who made the loan ends up crowing about his success, and the other bankers hear mostly only the bottom line. Profit!
It's amazing how open bankers can be when the potential for profit is real. It's like, someone had to finance Alice Cooper's first guillotine. No doubt they didn't regret it, but it would have looked a bit funny on the application. Can you imagine explaining to the rest of the board of loan officers.
"Well he wants the money to build a guillotine, for to chop off his own head, on stage, in front of about 12,000 people."
"At how much per ticket?"
That's the important part. It's a living.
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Oh, I didn't mean they'd be laughing
Well, yes and no. I bet a couple of them would be kicking themselves for not thinking of it first.
And I'm semi-serious. I'm really thinking about starting my own business. This one would be impractical in Syracuse, but still...
Well, yes and no. I bet a couple of them would be kicking themselves for not thinking of it first.
And I'm semi-serious. I'm really thinking about starting my own business. This one would be impractical in Syracuse, but still...
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It'd definitely go in my part of the world.
I live **IN** wine country. I'm an hour north of San Francisco. The Russian River is here. This is one of the last remaining truly liberal places in the country; in the greater San Francisco Bay area, my little town is referred to as "Berkeley North" because we're so individualistic and stubbornly liberal up here. My town is one that has a municipal policy that mandates what are so often laughingly (or sneeringly) referred to as "PC" type interactions. In my town, as you drive into town, on the town sign, it's proclaimed proudly that we're a "nuclear free zone". We have sister cities in China, Russia, and some other country. We do not spray pesticides on the roadsides at all. We recycle - all of us. We have a high proportion of alternative lifestyle folks in town and it's not unusual to see men walking down the street holding hands with other men - or women with women. In this place we teach our children to be tolerant of other lifestyles; i taught here for years - i know that's true. Etc. Etc. Etc.
In my town, a BB&B would work.
Unfortunately, it's also incredibly expensive to think of doing that here. This is a stubbornly "slow-growth" area with regard to building permit type stuff. It would be "no-growth" if that were legal and the people running things could find a way to morally allow themselves that stance. The permits for such an endeavor would take forever, even if we already had the property, there was an appropriate existing structure, and the structure needed no major changes. Propterty is frighteningly expensive up here and taxes are high. Almost everyone has wells for water if they're outside the city limits *at all* and the water is no good for drinking - sometimes it's kinda iffy for bathing in, quite frankly.
But man...a BB&B would make enormous money here for those who ran/owned it. Huge money.
I live **IN** wine country. I'm an hour north of San Francisco. The Russian River is here. This is one of the last remaining truly liberal places in the country; in the greater San Francisco Bay area, my little town is referred to as "Berkeley North" because we're so individualistic and stubbornly liberal up here. My town is one that has a municipal policy that mandates what are so often laughingly (or sneeringly) referred to as "PC" type interactions. In my town, as you drive into town, on the town sign, it's proclaimed proudly that we're a "nuclear free zone". We have sister cities in China, Russia, and some other country. We do not spray pesticides on the roadsides at all. We recycle - all of us. We have a high proportion of alternative lifestyle folks in town and it's not unusual to see men walking down the street holding hands with other men - or women with women. In this place we teach our children to be tolerant of other lifestyles; i taught here for years - i know that's true. Etc. Etc. Etc.
In my town, a BB&B would work.
Unfortunately, it's also incredibly expensive to think of doing that here. This is a stubbornly "slow-growth" area with regard to building permit type stuff. It would be "no-growth" if that were legal and the people running things could find a way to morally allow themselves that stance. The permits for such an endeavor would take forever, even if we already had the property, there was an appropriate existing structure, and the structure needed no major changes. Propterty is frighteningly expensive up here and taxes are high. Almost everyone has wells for water if they're outside the city limits *at all* and the water is no good for drinking - sometimes it's kinda iffy for bathing in, quite frankly.
But man...a BB&B would make enormous money here for those who ran/owned it. Huge money.
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i get shivers just thinking about it...
i think "The Boss" (Monika) has it pegged. Europe, Netherlands, some of those islands around Great Britain ...
"There's a place for us ....Somewhere, a place for us"
With the intelligence and creativity this community has at it's disposal, and the sensitivity to "service" and "satifaction of deep desires" that our community understands so well, this could be a wonderful idea.
We could provide an environment that would stimulate and satisfy ANY "guest" at our facility.
Let them live out any fantasy they have ever dreamed of, plant the seeds to let them dream further. This forum has done that for me, and if we could make this into a "surREAL WORLD" that a person could immerse themselves in, i bet it WOULD end up a "CHAIN" to bind us all together.
A "CHAIN" that grants freedom.
Don't wake me up.
i'm dreaming.
i'm dreaming really good, right now.
i think "The Boss" (Monika) has it pegged. Europe, Netherlands, some of those islands around Great Britain ...
"There's a place for us ....Somewhere, a place for us"
With the intelligence and creativity this community has at it's disposal, and the sensitivity to "service" and "satifaction of deep desires" that our community understands so well, this could be a wonderful idea.
We could provide an environment that would stimulate and satisfy ANY "guest" at our facility.
Let them live out any fantasy they have ever dreamed of, plant the seeds to let them dream further. This forum has done that for me, and if we could make this into a "surREAL WORLD" that a person could immerse themselves in, i bet it WOULD end up a "CHAIN" to bind us all together.
A "CHAIN" that grants freedom.
Don't wake me up.
i'm dreaming.
i'm dreaming really good, right now.
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But in the Texas Hill Country, where land is cheap... You can still get 200 acres for about $200,000 or so...
I know. I have been looking for months. Just my little fantasy. I cut the ads of prospect properties out of the Wall Street Journal on Thursdays and find the real estate books at the coffee shop..
I am just not knowledgable enough about the business end.
It would go... The Leather people would love it...
A horse track and barn for the subs...
Several guests houses... even straights would come for the exotic wild life hunting...
and a large pavillion for parties... a pool and 2 hot tubs..
That is just one of the properties I found... There are many more...
I know. I have been looking for months. Just my little fantasy. I cut the ads of prospect properties out of the Wall Street Journal on Thursdays and find the real estate books at the coffee shop..
I am just not knowledgable enough about the business end.
It would go... The Leather people would love it...
A horse track and barn for the subs...
Several guests houses... even straights would come for the exotic wild life hunting...
and a large pavillion for parties... a pool and 2 hot tubs..
That is just one of the properties I found... There are many more...
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This is NUTS!
Sure! To the 5 Star restaurant, unique Cowboy/Bondage decor, World Class entertainment with a ballroom, you add Horseback Riding, BullWhip Lessons (including "live human targets" on a good day) ...gun play, anybody?
Hey Joe! Where you going with that gun in your hand?
and PonyBoys and Girls...tailor made harnesses you can take HOME with you!
This is absurdly beautiful ... or am i still dreaming?
Sure! To the 5 Star restaurant, unique Cowboy/Bondage decor, World Class entertainment with a ballroom, you add Horseback Riding, BullWhip Lessons (including "live human targets" on a good day) ...gun play, anybody?
Hey Joe! Where you going with that gun in your hand?
and PonyBoys and Girls...tailor made harnesses you can take HOME with you!
This is absurdly beautiful ... or am i still dreaming?
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Re: This is NUTS!
ummmm, where is the sign up sheet for the "live human targets"???DRxBlue said:
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WHAT?!?
Where have you BEEN?!
Aren't you supposed to be down at wardrobe collecting your costume to sing in the chorus? You and cellis and WillowPuss... maybe Caroline?
i hear MzChrista wants to sing "Child and His Lawnmower" tonight, hurry up and get your costume, the rag skirt and torn peasant blouse.
i'll have the lyrics sheet by the time you get back.
Talk to cym about "target duty" when you get back. She's way over there, in the corner. You have to compete for your turn under the lash. You're just lucky we don't take it out of your pay!
Hurry now, darlin', show time in 3 hours.
Blue
Where have you BEEN?!
Aren't you supposed to be down at wardrobe collecting your costume to sing in the chorus? You and cellis and WillowPuss... maybe Caroline?
i hear MzChrista wants to sing "Child and His Lawnmower" tonight, hurry up and get your costume, the rag skirt and torn peasant blouse.
i'll have the lyrics sheet by the time you get back.
Talk to cym about "target duty" when you get back. She's way over there, in the corner. You have to compete for your turn under the lash. You're just lucky we don't take it out of your pay!
Hurry now, darlin', show time in 3 hours.
Blue
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me, sing??? oh Blue.. what a treat you are... singing.. me??? lol.... i couldn't carry a tune to save my backside (hmm, question is, do i want to save it?)
thought i was on band duty, with my flute... and of course, serving guests duties... oh yeah, then i also wanted to be the "cock singletail waitress".... have i been hired for any of these? and, i didn't realize we got paid for any of this...
Blue, you are going to have to set me straight (NEVER!!) on who and where i'm supposed to be...
ohhhh cym, help me please!!!
now, about the human targets....
edited to fix grammar errors...
thought i was on band duty, with my flute... and of course, serving guests duties... oh yeah, then i also wanted to be the "cock singletail waitress".... have i been hired for any of these? and, i didn't realize we got paid for any of this...
Blue, you are going to have to set me straight (NEVER!!) on who and where i'm supposed to be...
ohhhh cym, help me please!!!
now, about the human targets....
edited to fix grammar errors...
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