Pmann’s Reasons Why Women Won’t Talk To Me (You) Thread

[Dribble]

Does anyone have one of those sewing tape measures? Asking for a friend.

Sigh...use a string. Lay it beside a metal tape measure

 

[SassySheDevil]

Does anyone have one of those sewing tape measures? Asking for a friend.

I have like 5. You are welcome to come use one.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Only if you’ll help, Sassy.

I really wanted to say "eww" but I couldn't do it with a straight face.
Just remember. I like to take pictures. For science and all.

 

[Bbl87]

I have a gift for research, I can find pretty much anything.

Same here, I was admittedly being a little lazy in this case.

Does anyone have one of those sewing tape measures? Asking for a friend.

I have one specifically for the reason at hand.

Oh I got the joke, I also don't seem to be finding men willing to learn. I myself have never had an issue finding a clit, mine or otherwise. Or a gspot or a ticklish spot, or the spot that melts a partner. But then again I am very willing to invest the time to research it!

As a guy, I've never gotten how it's that difficult, but again, I'm a research person too. If I enjoy something, I'll research the hell out of it. And I enjoy lady parts.

Sigh...use a string. Lay it beside a metal tape measure

This is a good solution in a pinch. Gotta make sure the string isn't stretchy at all though, can throw off your measurement. Sewing tape is preferred, more consistent due to less variables in getting an accurate measurement.

 

[Strixaluco]

This is a good solution in a pinch. Gotta make sure the string isn't stretchy at all though, can throw off your measurement. Sewing tape is preferred, more consistent due to less variables in getting an accurate measurement

Or just a strip of paper. Shouldn't be stretchy.

 

[Trekka]

Yes.
This.^^
More of this!

This is a lovely thread. It’s unfurling and derailing beautifully.

And @Lonelywife1205 … I remember watching an Oprah interview once with a girl who was married to an NBA player. She was quite petite. Oprah asked the big question!! She asked, “How do you do it?!” And she replied, “Two words: inebriation, and lubrication!”

 

[Dribble]

It is easy to estimate the diameter

https://www.omnicalculator.com/math/circumference

Or..you can use the pmann method of sticking it into things

 

[Strixaluco]

It is easy to estimate the diameter

https://www.omnicalculator.com/math/circumference

Faster to measure the girth than to estimated diameter. I bet many estimate wrong.

 

[Bbl87]

Or just a strip of paper. Shouldn't be stretchy.

Oooo, good one. Never occurred to me!

 

[Bbl87]

Faster to measure the girth than to estimated diameter. I bet many estimate wrong.

Very true. And also, diameter isn't uniform on most penises (most aren't perfectly circular). Speaking for myself, mine is wider than it is tall.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Or just a strip of paper. Shouldn't be stretchy.

haha but I bet some are wishing it was stretchy.

 

[Strixaluco]

haha but I bet some are wishing it was stretchy.

It's also easy to stretch it while putting it around the girth, thus getting a too small result.

 

[Bbl87]

Very true. And also, diameter isn't uniform on most penises (most aren't perfectly circular. Speaking for myself, mine is wider than it is tall.

I'm gonna be that dick (haha) and quote my own post. But, just as an example, going from 2 inch thickness to 2.25 inch thickness (very possible difference with going from circular to oblong) can throw your estimate off by as much as an inch.

haha but I bet some are wishing it was stretchy.

Depends if you're stretching while measuring or comparing with the ruler.

 

[Dribble]

https://www.acehardware.com/departments/tools/hand-tools/carpentry-squares/20482

It is very easy to accurately get a diameter

 

[Dribble]

I'm gonna be that dick (haha) and quote my own post. But, just as an example, going from 2 inch thickness to 2.25 inch thickness (very possible difference with going from circular to oblong) can throw your estimate off by as much as an inch.



Depends if you're stretching while measuring or comparing with the ruler.

So...measure twice...add them...Divide by 2. Don't get caught up in precision...

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Seems like once again the only people here fixated on size... are the guys.

 

[Bbl87]

So...measure twice...add them...Divide by 2. Don't get caught up in precision...

True. Though by which time, you probably could have gotten a more accurate measurement using the string or paper method.

Seems like once again the only people here fixated on size... are the guys.

So sue me. I'm proud of that I've got so I enjoy talking about the topic.

Accuracy. We’re fixated on accuracy.

This! It's for science!

 

[Dribble]

True. Though by which time, you probably could have gotten a more accurate measurement using the string or paper method.



So sue me. I'm proud of that I've got so I enjoy talking about the topic.



This! It's for science!

But where is the fun in that? It is all about the experience

 

[Bbl87]

But where is the fun in that? It is all about the experience

I mean, now I kinda want to get out my calipers to do it that way, then compare to the direct measurement to see how the accuracy compares...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I had a guy friend in college with a real-deal micropenis (which was fascinating), and I had such a crush on him because we had amazing conversations. Just sayin!

Were the conversations short or long?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Depends if you're stretching while measuring or comparing with the ruler.

Both?

Seems like once again the only people here fixated on size... are the guys.

not shocked right?

Accuracy. We’re fixated on accuracy.

yeah. Let's call it that

I mean, now I kinda want to get out my calipers to do it that way, then compare to the direct measurement to see how the accuracy compares...

Might as well have fun with it

 

[Bbl87]

Might as well have fun with it

If I'm having fun with it, it won't be with calipers.

 

[SassySheDevil]

If I'm having fun with it, it won't be with calipers.

"sorry I couldn't get the measurements. I got.. uh.. side tracked"

 

[Bbl87]

"sorry I couldn't get the measurements. I got.. uh.. side tracked"

It might take me several attempts.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

If I'm having fun with it, it won't be with calipers.

I bet that's a kink for someone