Pmann’s Reasons Why Women Won’t Talk To Me (You) Thread

[may_I_please]

This thread is making me think of that men and thumbs joke

 

[Bbl87]

This thread is making me think of that men and thumbs joke

It's true, haha

 

[Bbl87]

I bet that's a kink for someone

Maybe. Those things have some sharp edges though. Extra care is needed.

 

[may_I_please]

Sighs does matter

I don’t understand, but I’m also a bit slow

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Maybe. Those things have some sharp edges though. Extra care is needed.

...LOL Oh right, you've never had a pap smear.

 

[Bbl87]

...LOL Oh right, you've never had a pap smear.

No I have not. Thank God. Props ladies.

 

[Lord Pmann]

...LOL Oh right, you've never had a pap smear.

Well at least the doctor doesn’t require a prostate exam every time you go to get your eyes checked.

That’s normal, right?

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Well at least the doctor doesn’t require a prostate exam every time you go to get your eyes checked.

That’s normal, right?

When they go in with a finger do they ask "Better 1 or 2?"

 

[Misshotndeep]

If we are talking about you specifically @Pmann, then it might be because they think you are a joke profile. I mean you tell a lot of jokes and make a lot of witty comments but you don’t really seem to interact outside of your own threads. I, for one, always just took your profile as a second account just to make jokes and be silly.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So should I patent a girthatrometer like this?

 

[Bbl87]

So should I patent a girthatrometer like this?
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I mean, for a simple "are you big" the toilet paper roll test is pretty straightforward.

 

[Lord Pmann]

When they go in with a finger do they ask "Better 1 or 2?"

They’ve never asked me. They just say, “Take this, motherfucker!”

If we are talking about you specifically @Pmann, then it might be because they think you are a joke profile. I mean you tell a lot of jokes and make a lot of witty comments but you don’t really seem to interact outside of your own threads. I, for one, always just took your profile as a second account just to make jokes and be silly.

Nope. Not a second account. My personality really is just this shitty. It’s the only one I’ve got. And, unfortunately, I look like Shrek’s uglier brother. So a double whammy.

I do interact on other threads sometimes. But usually, if I create a thread, it’s because I don’t feel like anything else that interests me is going on. I’m not saying there isn’t other good stuff out there. It’s just that, in that particular moment, I want to discuss this thing in this way.

But to be clear, I really wasn’t making this thread to get people to talk to me. If there’s someone with whom I would like to speak, I’ll message them. I’ve made some delightful friends throughout the years, despite not being “normal” and never having seen the Star Wars Octilogy.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I mean, for a simple "are you big" the toilet paper roll test is pretty straightforward.

And yet guys are always whipping out the beer cans!

 

[Bbl87]

And yet guys are always whipping out the beer cans!

I mean, for some it's a valid comparison.

Some of us can't fit in a TP roll.

 

[Robert1969_auralkink]

...It's not how big it is, it's how you use it. I use mine for buttering toast...AND that's why women won't talk to me!

Do I get points for circling back to the original subject matter?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

And yet guys are always whipping out the beer cans!

They measure girth with beer cans?

 

[SassySheDevil]

I mean, for some it's a valid comparison.

Some of us can't fit in a TP roll.

I swear I will never look at TP rolls the same.

They measure girth with beer cans?

haha have you never seen this? I've seen so many pics with cans next to their dicks. They are smart enough not to use a bottle or one might tease them about being closer to the smaller part.

 

[Bbl87]

They measure girth with beer cans?

Theoretically... yes, haha. Though that's the extreme. I feel like that would very more trouble than it's worth.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Since no one else has, I'll fall upon the sword



How do you know this?





@Bbl87



I mean, for some it's a valid



Some of us can't fit in a TP roll.

 

[Robert1969_auralkink]

They measure girth with beer c

Theoretically... yes, haha. Though that's the extreme. I feel like that would very more trouble than it's worth.

and I think it still leaves them open to a rejection along the lines of "i'll take the beer can, thanks..."

 

[Bbl87]

I swear I will never look at TP rolls the same.

haha have you never seen this? I've seen so many pics with cans next to their dicks. They are smart enough not to use a bottle or one might tease them about being closer to the smaller part.

Honestly, Red Bull cans are probably the best comparison for most guys. A red bull can is like 6.75" girth if I recall correctly? Still farking huge, but closer to reality for most guys.

 

[Bbl87]

Since no one else has, I'll fall upon the

How do you know this?


@Bbl87

I mean, for some it's a valid

Some of us can't fit in a TP roll.

Well, statistics first off.

But experience second off.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I swear I will never look at TP rolls the same.

haha have you never seen this? I've seen so many pics with cans next to their dicks. They are smart enough not to use a bottle or one might tease them about being closer to the smaller part.

Out of the millions of dick pics I've seen since I joined Lit, I don't think I've ever seen one next to a beer can. I probably would have asked, if that's chilled are you sure you want it near that?

Theoretically... yes, haha. Though that's the extreme. I feel like that would very more trouble than it's worth.

For a split second I wondered if they pop off the top and hold it up next to it or something. If they're skinny enough to go down into the drinking hole, they have other issues.

 

[Bbl87]

Out of the millions of dick pics I've seen since I joined Lit, I don't think I've ever seen one next to a beer can. I probably would have asked, if that's chilled are you sure you want it near that?


For a split second I wondered if they pop off the top and hold it up next to it or something. If they're skinny enough to go down into the drinking hole, they have other issues.

Haha, true. I'm assuming its side my side? I've never used one. TP roll seems to work well.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Haha, true. I'm assuming its side my side? I've never used one. TP roll seems to work well.

I tried really hard to not say it, but I can't help it. Megaroll?