Poets Padded Room

[WickedEve]

*pouts...

AND I have a 4 yr old here I had to settle down...

*pouts more

It's ok... Eve wins! I was just gonna make you sell you're cat anyway...

I have a 5 yr-old and 7 yr-old demanding snacks. And I have PMS and my ex keeps calling. So there...

 

[BooMerengue]

I have a 5 yr-old and 7 yr-old demanding snacks. And I have PMS and my ex keeps calling. So there...

aww ... Poor baby... and now you have Deep Asleep!! Wooohooooo!!! Can I watch???

 

[WickedEve]

aww ... Poor baby... and now you have Deep Asleep!! Wooohooooo!!! Can I watch???

what do you mean I have da? I can't take him. I've already met my quota for the week. no men until next week.

 

[BooMerengue]

what do you mean I have da? I can't take him. I've already met my quota for the week. no men until next week.

Silly Girl! You won him! You'll have to go into overtime... It's ok... the pay is better!

*weg

 

[WickedEve]

Silly Girl! You won him! You'll have to go into overtime... It's ok... the pay is better!

*weg

I won him? Hmm.. so, I can do what I want with him? I do have some filthy things in mind. I wonder if he's afraid of heights. DA, honey, you don't mind cleaning out the gutter, do you?

 

[BooMerengue]

I won him? Hmm.. so, I can do what I want with him? I do have some filthy things in mind. I wonder if he's afraid of heights. DA, honey, you don't mind cleaning out the gutter, do you?

oh dear... poor Deep Asleep

*walks past Eve... kicks the Cat...

Two words, Ms calico...

SHARK BAIT!!!

Eve? When you said that about the heights I thought we were gonna get to see a Bungee Fuck... guess not, huh?

 

[Guest]

* Strides in doing my best Nurse Ratchet impression*

Time for meds!

 

[WickedEve]

oh dear... poor Deep Asleep

*walks past Eve... kicks the Cat...

Two words, Ms calico...

SHARK BAIT!!!

Eve? When you said that about the heights I thought we were gonna get to see a Bungee Fuck... guess not, huh?

bungee fuck? lol
Oh, boo, why waste a man on sex when one has dildos? I need a man working in the yard and around the house. And if he's a good man, then he can lick Goliath before he dries. Aren't I sweet and generous?

 

[WickedEve]

* Strides in doing my best Nurse Ratchet impression*

Time for meds!

Go sit on the sit-n-squeal until you're disturbingly happy.

 

[Guest]

Go sit on the sit-n-squeal until you're disturbingly happy.

Oooo! You have one of those? Fuck the meds!

 

[BooMerengue]

Re: Re: Re: A few questions, if I may?

I get the feeling you don't want me to bring Goliath. How about Solomon? Or Absolom? They're the only ones with names. The others are called purple bunny, broken dolphin, damaged egg, double-headed won't go in, g spot ouchy, etc.

Uhhh... Eve? You might need DA more than you know. At least til you get to go shopping again...

Tris!! How Perfect!! A Room Nurse!

Now we have a Room Monitor Lizard and a Room Nurse Ratchett Jaws.

hey... all those pills are mixed up!?!?

hey... Thats not a bad idea!!

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A few questions, if I may?

Uhhh... Eve? You might need DA more than you know. At least til you get to go shopping again...

Tris!! How Perfect!! A Room Nurse!

Now we have a Room Monitor Lizard and a Room Nurse Ratchett Jaws.

hey... all those pills are mixed up!?!?

hey... Thats not a bad idea!!

Need him for what? I'm not sure I remember what to do with one of his kind.
Oh, nurse! I need a pill. Make it a pretty one.

 

[BooMerengue]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A few questions, if I may?

Need him for what? I'm not sure I remember what to do with one of his kind.
Oh, nurse! I need a pill. Make it a pretty one.

I got a good idea... give her one of those penis shaped pills... maybe it'll jog her memory!

 

[Guest]

Don't bother me now! I'm too busy sitting here squealing.

Help yourselves to meds.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!!!!!!!

 

[WickedEve]

Don't bother me now! I'm too busy sitting here squealing.

Help yourselves to meds.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!!!!!!!

Gosh, slut girl. Don't wear out the s-n-s. It's not insured.

 

[BooMerengue]

Don't bother me now! I'm too busy sitting here squealing.

Help yourselves to meds.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!!!!!!!

*watching Tris... counting...

1 for me

1 for Eve

2 for me

1 for Eve

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A few questions, if I may?

I got a good idea... give her one of those penis shaped pills... maybe it'll jog her memory!

Would it be wrong to crush it up before swallowing it?

 

[WickedEve]

*watching Tris... counting...

1 for me

1 for Eve

2 for me

1 for Eve

Hey, I saw that 2!

 

[BooMerengue]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A few questions, if I may?

Would it be wrong to crush it up before swallowing it?

Well, Evie? What do you do in Real Life??


Hey... are we gonna be here all day tomorrow or are we gonna pretend we have something better to do?

*slides an extra pink one over to Eve...

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A few questions, if I may?

Well, Evie? What do you do in Real Life??


Hey... are we gonna be here all day tomorrow or are we gonna pretend we have something better to do?

*slides an extra pink one over to Eve...

I'm stuck home today because of a snowflake. School was closed because of a snowflake. Notice that snowflake is singular?
I'll be out a lot tomorrow. Not out like unconscious but out of the house. So, today, I'm here and I'm bad and I want another cup of tea in that giant kitty cat cup that holds 3 cups at once.

 

[BooMerengue]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A few questions, if I may?

I'm stuck home today because of a snowflake. School was closed because of a snowflake. Notice that snowflake is singular?
I'll be out a lot tomorrow. Not out like unconscious but out of the house. So, today, I'm here and I'm bad and I want another cup of tea in that giant kitty cat cup that holds 3 cups at once.

You want me to make you tea out of DA's Cat??? I can do that, but I don't think he'll clean your gutters for you. But maybe he'll blow out your pipes...

What color were those last pills we took???

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A few questions, if I may?

Would it be wrong to crush it up before swallowing it?

Ouch! Good thing the guys left.


*Squealing like a pig!*

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A few questions, if I may?

You want me to make you tea out of DA's Cat??? I can do that, but I don't think he'll clean your gutters for you. But maybe he'll blow out your pipes...

What color were those last pills we took???

They looked purple and shaggy to me.
What's with the cat. I saw posts about a cat. Is there a cat problem?
If he does gutters then he may get to move on to pipes. Poor guy has no idea we're saying such naughty things about him, bless his poor heart. We're shameless hussies, aren't we?

 

[BooMerengue]

Employee Update

Ms Impressive Panties in the Cloak room

Champ is the Room Monitor Lizard

Tris is Nurse Ratchett Jaws (w/ a very cool tude towards meds!)

ok... who else?

Eve? Are you working? or what?

 

[BooMerengue]

I'm not a shameless hussy! Whats the point in being ashamed?? Hold your head up, Hussy!! Be proud!!